Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Jim I have not been here for a long time but I’m going to reach out to you brother 021
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Jim you legend of a man, I’m fine I’ve been more on Reddit 🤣 how’s life treating you? 111
Reposted by Plawn🍤The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Accesstheonion.com‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook AccessPEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut... 442310715545
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 11/01/2025“That mid life crisis Zuck had really hit hard” I say to myself as I flick through the pages of the Harley Davidson website 032
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Need a poster of Meryl Streep delivering to my office to cover the hole in the wall I’m about to start excavating. Also needed, rock hammer 111
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Alex Jones watching me try to hypnotise the whole accounts department after he assured me it would get the rocket built 000
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Me explaining to my wife and kids that they were probably right, we won’t be moving to Mars this year and to please unmark my words 111
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Me telling accounts this isn’t the last time they’ll be hearing about this and I’m CEO for a reason! 121
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Me listening to accounts explain why we haven’t got the finance or man power to build a better rocket ship 121
Reposted by Plawn🍤Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/01/2025If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette. 381185256
Reposted by Plawn🍤Jim @pumpkinking-1.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I spend 3 hours searching for a movie that lasts 90min 011
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 06/01/2025One inch of snow in the UK is comparable to Vesuvius erupting next to Pompeii in terms of how much much of an inconvenience it can be. 111
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Going to start an OF of me flicking through streaming services claiming I’ve “already seen that” working title “that’s the one where……” 111
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Tomorrow when my work force come in I will be sure to remind each and every one of them that I haven’t seen them since last year. That’s how you motivate 011
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Jim has got 146 followers now, he did it! He made it to three figures!! I am immensely proud! 111
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 04/01/2025My air just tastes bland now, I don’t have any head rush… plus I’m not searching for anything as frequently now 111
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I’ve not had a vape for two days and the rage that is bubbling away within me is indescribable… apart from that I’ve never felt better 111
Reposted by Plawn🍤Jim @pumpkinking-1.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I got a friend who is rather entertaining. Would be more active if more followed @plawn.bsky.social . We joined around the same time so we are kind of a boxed set. 111
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Jim you really are one in a million! I hope you have had a good start to 2025. Hope this year is good to us pal 111
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 31/12/2024New year new me I say to myself as I slowly retrieve the Mars Bar covered in crushed Doritos I’ve been frying 011
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025? 131
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 27/12/2024It’s that time of year again, the part where I don’t know what month it is 011
Reposted by Plawn🍤Jim @pumpkinking-1.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I always felt the old Christmas tunes needed modern follow ups. 021
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Roll on 2pm Christmas Eve when I can finally get all my gift shopping done with minimal stress 011
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Feel like there could have been a follow up song where the halls were decked with something else 111
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Damn if this is what he can do with a telescope imagine what he’s going to do with the Superman franchise 011
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I wish to speak to a legal representative regarding this violent attack! 231
Reposted by Plawn🍤Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 18/12/2024My son is an embarrassment to the family, I'm afraid. He came home for the holidays after just *one* semester at his fancy school on the East coast, and now he's acting like he's better than us just because me & his mom have gone goth. 13913
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I can’t find stairs to roof access in this map, please help 011
Reposted by Plawn🍤Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are 38107162381
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 17/12/2024As if I need to worry about hackers getting into my accounts I can’t even remember my passwords, they’ve got no chance 021
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Crazy when you consider that the blankets are literally just more pig 122
Plawn🍤 @plawn.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Putting tape over the top of the ones you weren’t meant to record over but didn’t like 011
