Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 3hI panicked for a second when I misread this as "Skrewdriver." 010
Reposted by Christopher HornJive XXL @jivexxl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026sometimes i think that if i had amazing genitals the world would be my oyster 051
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026October 7th: Ventriloquist. #FrightFall2026 010
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026October 4th: Broken Mirror. #FrightFall2026 010
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I haven't been carving out time to draw lately, so I'm forcing it by doin' "Fright Fall". October 1st: Melt #FrightFall2026 050
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I fired up Hulu earlier today and thought, "that's still going. Huh." 010
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I still have mine from around the turn of the century. 010
Reposted by Christopher HornSam Caster 🎃 @samcaster.tv · 25/09/2026I just love music I just think it’s neat 0132
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If it doesn't contain Raymond Scott's "Powerhouse," I'm going to be upset. 000
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I've missed the past few years. I usually have someone take the photo, but this time, I had to capture the image myself. It's a bit blurry, but sufficient. I hope you had a blessed National Cheeseburger Day! 050
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sounds like Raynaud's phenomenon. You should try some standard wooly socks or those fancy USB-rechargeable heated ones. 010
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"At or below 40°F" is the FDA recommendation. 110
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It does change the texture a bit, but it is still pressable when thawed. It seems you can get more of the moisture out of it vs. non-frozen, too. 110
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I usually freeze mine with the liquid intact. 110
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I always get a thrill when fun things happen in my area. 120
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A house down the street took down their "Jesus Is King" flag and raised a Las Vegas Raiders one. 130
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Once you had that momentum built up, you'd be a terror. 110
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026...not all Omaha-area cops, however. Children in public school must live under constant threat of being shocked, I guess.thereader.comBellevue PD will continue use of shock gloves in Bryan schools - The ReaderFor now, school resource officers with the Bellevue Police Department will continue to use shock gloves inside Bryan High School and Bryan Middle School. Omaha Public Schools Superintendent Matthew Ra... 041
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026And just like that, cops will no longer be shocking children with electric gloves in Omaha-area schools.3newsnow.comOmaha Police Department school resource officers in Omaha Public Schools will not carry shock glovesShock gloves will no longer be carried by OPD school resource officers in Omaha Public Schools. The gloves were used on two OPS students. 130
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026As in optics or like tumblers for flesh-based smoothies? 110
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Those electric gloves ICE is eyeballing have already been used against children in public schools.3newsnow.comOPD says its school resource officers have shock gloves at 29 schools and they've been used twice on studentsOPD says shock gloves have been delivered to school resource officers at 29 Omaha area schools and used twice on students. 032
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Haha. I saw similar content being passed around on Facebook. It ties in to the "yellow cap" Coke and how "they" are killing "us" with HFCS. 010
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I'm 0 for 3 on the latest treadmill movie selections, yet my bar for film enjoyment is very low. Color Out of Space (2019). Good Boy (2025). We Bury the Dead (2024). None of these passed my exceedingly low entertainment threshold. 010
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I regret not buying this shirt when I had the chance. 030
Christopher Horn @platypusranch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026An old sketch of leather enthusiast Mario. 040
