Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sorry for the roque AI we invented. But you’re in luck, we have some software for sale that can stop it. 000 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Physicists have determined that black matter is simply evaporated milk. 000 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can’t wait to bash the other team’s skulls in. With help from Jesus. 001 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comMan Crying a Single TearAlt: Man Crying a Single Tear 010 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dear Kellogg’s: it’s Fruit Loops, not Froot Loops. Also, your name should not have two Gs. 000 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I read that as traffic cone. That might be a step in the right direction. 020 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shame on Ed Sheeran for siding with the billionaire class over the Palestinians. Being apolitical is a form of privilege and has its own set of consequences. 020 0
Reposted by Mattdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A bad simile is like a dog with no mustache 2678 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Vikki even stopped by my house during the primary. She had my support! 010 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The name Cactus Wren screams Nextdoor burner account. 010 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026For the first time ever, scientists were able to isolate and photograph a single atom. 000 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026In Texas it would be: Lone Clam, Pearl Clam, and ClammerBock 000 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I mean, it’s one shrimp, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars? 000 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Does anyone else get pissed when an LED bulb goes out. Like, who do you think you are, an incandescent? 000 0
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Exactly. And why don’t football coaches just run the touchdown play? 000 0
