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Matt

@plasticdeer.bsky.social
588 followers 677 following 404 posts

Pulled out of a peat bog. Residing in Austin. Third thing.

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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here’s my AI mascot.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How on Earth can you fake this?
A very real Kermit the Frog riding a bicycle.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
AGI has arrived.
Memorial BBQ invitation using AI slop.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
For the first time ever, scientists were able to isolate and photograph a single atom.
Kool-aid man posing as a single hydrogen atom in its natural habitat.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Stimpy can’t resist pushing the shiny red button.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
New York Subway Juice written in New York Knicks font.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
New York Subway Juice written in New York Knicks font.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sourdough man doing great.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A dumb tech billionaire’s avatar standing in front of the Eiffel Tower.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’m just a normal billionaire boy with a hoodie sweatshirt.
Zuck stuck in the metaverse.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Cheeky prime minister on zipline.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
John Lennon walking normally
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
“If I did It” by Elon Musk
Car salesman could totally be a pedophile because he is so smart.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Bye, Felicia!
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Snowflake
Snowflake thinks whistles stills be outlawed.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I was told we’d have flying cars.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Me and the boys scrolling some sick Reels.
Doom scrolling with tha crew.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
2026 is gonna be my year
This is me, in 2026.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
It’s called remodeling your bathroom.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Walking through IKEA?
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Most Improved Despot of 2025!
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Zuck said to Jesus "You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand."
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Perhaps I can be incentivized to do good and moral things.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Dr. Juice
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
👽 😵‍💫
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Roses are red, flowers attract bees…
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Beatle 2.0
I am the Walrus?
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Mommy, why is it so cold here?
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
And here’s Vice President Vance testing the environmental limits of his eyeliner in Greenland. Brrr!
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Post a warning. ⚠️
A bird sits on top of an anti-bird sign.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
New York knows what’s up.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
👋
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Southwest Airlines is now ready to board the B group.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Can I buy your presidential library?
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Kek you frens later, anons.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Me going into 2025.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
i like small ones
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Here’s your suspect.
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
I call this guy, Steamboat Mouse.
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