Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sorry for the roque AI we invented. But you’re in luck, we have some software for sale that can stop it. 000
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Physicists have determined that black matter is simply evaporated milk. 000
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can’t wait to bash the other team’s skulls in. With help from Jesus. 001
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dear Kellogg’s: it’s Fruit Loops, not Froot Loops. Also, your name should not have two Gs. 000
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Shame on Ed Sheeran for siding with the billionaire class over the Palestinians. Being apolitical is a form of privilege and has its own set of consequences. 020
Reposted by Mattdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A bad simile is like a dog with no mustache 2678
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026For the first time ever, scientists were able to isolate and photograph a single atom. 000
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Does anyone else get pissed when an LED bulb goes out. Like, who do you think you are, an incandescent? 000
Reposted by MattRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Your tax season reminder that the real freeloaders in this country are the rich — not the poor or immigrants or any other group of people vilified as scapegoats. The richest 1% evade $160 billion in taxes every year. The United States literally has yacht and private jet tax deductions. Hello? 9534331164
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026BREAKING: Zuck’s AI agent already more lifelike than Zuck. 120
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 19/03/2026The Metaverse is the Holy Grail of social experiences vs. No, it’s not 000
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I’m just a normal billionaire boy with a hoodie sweatshirt. 000
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026You get poorly fitted dress shoes! And you get poorly fitted dress shoes!media.tenor.coma woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air .Alt: Oprah in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air, giving away poorly fitted dress shoes. 000
Reposted by MattJuliana Stratton @julianastratton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026They said it. We’re all thinking it. 12250451333
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Before we discuss Voter ID let’s discuss identifying those in the Epstein files. 000
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Whales and dolphins had the right idea. Let’s become ocean mammals! 000
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026My name is Sergio Mozzarella. I officially declare these Winter Games open. 000
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026We have state-sponsored terrorists on our streets and Congress wants to fund them. 000
Matt @plasticdeer.bsky.social · 30/01/2026“Melania: From Whore to First Whore of the United States” 010
Reposted by MattIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong. 24238379711434
