Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Austin Wells stretching a double into an out at 3rd. 010
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was in a band called Supertr. We would've been huge but we needed an amp. 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He wasn't a knight in shining armor so much as a Pip in search of his Gladys Knight. 021
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Corruption? Bribe? Pay-to-play? Suresuresure, but CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS STUPID, STUPID HAT? 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why are we talking about killer AI when the New York Football Giants have a 300-lb. fullback? 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm thinking of learning tai chi so I can fuck people up really slowly. 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Guys, Adobe Acrobat Reader updated successfully! Take that, my high school guidance counselor who testified against me in open court. 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Remember, ESPN doesn't display the Russian flag next to the names of Russian players at the US Open because of their flagrantly illegal invasion of Ukraine. But we must show the Stars & Stripes for Americans because we wouldn't want to let down our service members in the Gulf. 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Shout out to WWOZ.com for playing just what I need right now. On Earth as it is in New Orleans, Amen.wwoz.comWWOZ New Orleans 90.7 FM : New Orleans' Jazz & Heritage Station : Dedicated to Bringing New Orleans Music to the UniverseWWOZ is a listener-supported, non-commercial radio station for New Orleans and the surrounding community. Jazz, Blues, Latin, Cajun, Funk and more. 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Dinner with my extended family tonight. If you've not had the pleasure, it's like eating dinner with the Battle of the Somme. 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Is this irony? I can't tell anymore. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/u...nytimes.com 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 12/08/2026As if anyone needed another reason to hate the Lakers 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Stuart: You can’t just post one line from a song, and expect everyone to know the song Me: You know what, Stuart? I like you. 010
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 08/08/2026What did youse think was gonna happen? [Clip and save] 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 07/08/2026That Fascist just released some more UFO footage. One of them clearly shows the Iranians not budging. 000
Reposted by ThershitesCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I'm going to tell you guys what I tell my clients: I've never met a stupid person with anxiety. 38726176
Reposted by ThershitesGoose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026You! Hey you! Yeah, you… You’re fuckin’ delightful. 108425
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Is Hermit With Benefits a thing? I feel like that's what I want. 010
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I'm not a soccer genius, but I'd replace all the players with Weebles. MFs wobble but they won't go down. 100
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 19/07/2026FIFA has an *anthem*? Y'know, maybe Sovereign Citizens aren't so crazy after all. 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Looks like Ben Rice didn't get the memo about wearing white shoes at the ASG. 000
Reposted by ThershitesAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year 268239933246
Reposted by ThershitesBen Lesnick @banditloaf.wcnews.com · 03/07/2026If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall. 217108901398
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 04/07/2026IDK who the play-by-play guy is for ARG-CPV, but he's giving Michael Kay a run for his purple prose money. 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Making computer voices curse will never not be funny 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 22/06/2026There are countless reasons to hate That Fascist, but the Reflecting Pool will make the best campaign ad. 010
Reposted by ThershitesDr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 20/06/2026i just made this. pls enjoy 511692310
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 19/06/2026All of Canada is watching their team play Qatar in the World Cup and half of them are wondering why the red light doesn't go on when a goal is scored. 🚨 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 18/06/2026With 10,000 cops at the Knicks parade, I've seen collar pins that you just don't see often: DB, CPP, OCD, ADHD... 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Other comedians' impressions of Jerry Seinfeld are funnier than Jerry Seinfeld 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 14/06/2026MLB teams are wearing powder blue unis at home; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world 000
Reposted by ThershitesDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I like whatever is wrong with you 812148
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 07/06/2026That weird hitch in the pitching motion that Japanese pitchers do is the worst thing they sent over since Yoko. 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I'm sure there are reasons I shouldn't insert "I killed a drifter and got away with it" into an accomplishments doc for my boss, right? 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Let's all call That Fascist "President Epstein" until he loses his shit. 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 18/05/20264 mph over the speed limit is the new 3 mph over the speed limit. 000
Reposted by ThershitesDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/08/2025you gotta try and love yourself you worthless piece of shit 08232
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It's all very well and good that Mr. Brown *can* moo, but does he moo with agency? 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 08/05/2026My son just informed me that there's never been a good movie about organized crime in the ports. He coulda been a contenduh... 000
Thershites @plannerben.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Give me one good reason I should locate and consume the world's largest Kit Kat bar RN. 000
