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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon

@planetofthemoon.bsky.social

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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WE ACTUALLY DO BUT THEY ARE ONLY AVAILABLE AT THE GIFT SHOP.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

GOOD LUCK, FANCY PANTS, OUR NETWORK WAS BUILT IN 1974.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

PRIVATE BROWSERS ONLY.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

THE PLANET EARTH, WHERE ALL THE LAND MASSES ARE SHIT

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, COWARD.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WHAT IS THIS INSOLENCE

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Clue: I Am Your Singing Telegram!

Alt: THE SINGING TELEGRAM GETTING SHOT (“CLUE”). TEXT: “I AM YOUR SINGING TELEGRAM!”

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A CLASSIC TALE OF FORBIDDEN LOVE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

YOUR ADORATION IS APPRECIATED.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

YES?

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

REMEMBER, EARTHLINGS: LOOK, BUT DO NOT TOUCH.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.

SOME IMAGE FROM A GOOGLE SEARCH SHOWING THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON DOMINATING PLANET EARTH WITH NEBULOUS SPACE SHIT IN THE BACKGROUND. THE TEXT READS: PLANET EARTH IS OURS.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

AMATEUR CLOWN SHIT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON DID NOT VOTE THAT DIPSHIT INTO OFFICE. HE IS YOUR PROBLEM.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

PLANET EARTH, YOUR GREATEST HUMAN HAS DIED. YOU HAVE A SHORT WINDOW TO CANONIZE HER AS A SAINT FOR ALL TIME. DO NOT FUCK IT UP.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

YOUR NEAREST EMBASSY CAN BE LOCATED FROM THE LIST ON THE WEBSITE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

YOU MUST FIRST OBTAIN THE APPROPRIATE PERMITS.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

DOES THE MOVIE HAVE ANY TITTIES?

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

THIS BITCH IS DARIA.

LILY FROM DUOLINGO SPEAKING THE FRENCH.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

GET HIS ASS.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

FREQUENTLY.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

IT’S CUTE THAT YOU THINK JUPITER CARES ABOUT HUMANITY.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

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Trent Reznor's Karsonogenic Side Eye Meme

Alt: A NANTUCKETER VIBING IN HIS GRIMNESS AND SHAGGINESS

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

GODSPEED, YOUNG LADY. FUCK THE PATRIARCHY. CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

TOUCHÉ, TRAVIS.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

THERE’S ALWAYS THE PROFOUND DREAD INHERENT TO THE HUMAN CONDITION.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK TOIL, TOIL LOOKS LIKE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

TOO NICHE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

EDGED OUT THE FLYING SQUIRREL FOR TWELFTH PLACE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

RACCOONS ARE THE THIRD SEXIEST MAMMAL. THIS IS BASED ON VIBES ALONE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

PLANET EARTH, RACKING UP THE MILESTONES. DOING GREAT.

AN ILLUSTRATION OF PLANET EARTH WITH A SELF-CONGRATULATORY RIBBON, THROWING ITSELF A LITTLE PARTY. TEXT: CONGRATULATIONS, FIRST KNOWN PLANET WITH FOOD SCARCITY AND A TRILLIONAIRE AT THE SAME TIME.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

NEGLECT IS ITS OWN FORM OF DISCIPLINE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

JUST BECAUSE IT IS MOTHER’S DAY DOES NOT MEAN SHITTY MOTHERS ARE NOT SHITTY MOTHERS.

PLANET EARTH, A SHITTY MOTHER.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

NOT WORTH IT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

EW.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

IT TOOK BILLIONS OF YEARS OF HAVING TIDES FOR YOUR GROSS LITTLE BODIES TO EVEN EVOLVE, SO…YOU’RE WELCOME? MAYBE ADJUST YOUR ATTITUDE?

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

DEAL WITH IT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

GOOD LUCK.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON LOOKING COOL AS HELL AND HOT AS FUCK.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

CORRECT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

YOU ACTUALLY CAN DROP A MIC IN SPACE BUT IT’S A DC 20 SLEIGHT OF HAND CHECK.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

WE ARE NOT *MADE* OF CHEESE. WE *MAKE* CHEESE. IT IS A HOBBY.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

WHY IS IT “THE INTERNET” BUT NOT “THE AI” HUH LINKEDIN BIGSHOTS?

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

HOW ABOUT SOME OF THAT SPICE THAT MAKES INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL POSSIBLE SO YOU DIPSHITS CAN FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF TO ANOTHER SYSTEM.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS A POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT PLANET. ATTEMPT NO LANDING HERE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

THE NUMBER IS FOUR.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

OH, IS THIS HOW WE MARKET OUR BOOKS THESE DAYS?

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