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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon

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THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS POWERFUL AND INDEPENDENT. ASSERTIONS TO THE CONTRARY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

THE PLANET EARTH, WHERE ALL THE LAND MASSES ARE SHIT

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.

SOME IMAGE FROM A GOOGLE SEARCH SHOWING THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON DOMINATING PLANET EARTH WITH NEBULOUS SPACE SHIT IN THE BACKGROUND. THE TEXT READS: PLANET EARTH IS OURS.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

THIS BITCH IS DARIA.

LILY FROM DUOLINGO SPEAKING THE FRENCH.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

PLANET EARTH, RACKING UP THE MILESTONES. DOING GREAT.

AN ILLUSTRATION OF PLANET EARTH WITH A SELF-CONGRATULATORY RIBBON, THROWING ITSELF A LITTLE PARTY. TEXT: CONGRATULATIONS, FIRST KNOWN PLANET WITH FOOD SCARCITY AND A TRILLIONAIRE AT THE SAME TIME.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

JUST BECAUSE IT IS MOTHER’S DAY DOES NOT MEAN SHITTY MOTHERS ARE NOT SHITTY MOTHERS.

PLANET EARTH, A SHITTY MOTHER.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON LOOKING COOL AS HELL AND HOT AS FUCK.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON LOOKIN’ REAL GOOD AND GIVING “FUCK ME” LIPS

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES WITH GUY FIERI, HUMAN.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

“OKAY COMMISSIONER GORDON, FIRST TURN ON THE BAT SIGNAL, AND IF I’M NOT THERE IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES, USE THE PHONE TO CALL ME.”

THE BAT SIGNAL CONNECTED TO THE BATPHONE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

STILL WAITING.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON READY TO CATCH THAT BASEBALL ANY TIME.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

WHAT IS IT LIKE INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

A VAGUELY SUGGESTIVE ILLUSTRATION OF THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON’S CORE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND A LITTLE ASTEROID BUDDY HANGING OUT AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT PLANET EARTH.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

THE TOP PUBLIC HEALTH OFFICIAL OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT SAYS:

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

GMORK SAYS TO ATREYU:

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

BLUESKY HAS A KERNING PROBLEM.

BLUESKY’S KERNING PROBLEM EXPOSED BY THE SPACELESS JUXTAPOSITION OF “L” AND “Y” AND THE COMICALLY LARGE GAP BETWEEN THEM.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

“YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY” NO, YOU CANNOT. YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING THE SAME WAY AS EVERYBODY ELSE.

PLANET EARTH AND EVERYONE ON IT IN THE SAME ORBIT AROUND THE SUN.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

PEEKABOO, MOTHERFUCKER.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON STARING AT YOU THROUGH A HOLE IN THE TREES.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

FIXED IT.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON, WITH PLANET EARTH CROPPED OUT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON IS GETTING HIGH.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

THE DUDE IN A GROCERY STORE. SOMETIMES THERE’S A MAN.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON APPRECIATING THE POST BELOW.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

A PLANET OF MORONS. TEXT READS “FUCKOS.”

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

MERRIAM-WEBSTER DOES NOT TAKE WEREWOLVES SERIOUSLY.

MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S DEMEANING DEFINITION OF LYCANTHROPY:

lycanthropy
noun
ly·can·thro·py lī-ˈkan(t)-thrə-pē
1
: a delusion that one has become a wolf
2
: the assumption of the form and characteristics of a wolf held to be possible by witchcraft or magic

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

CHEWBACCA DELIVERS THE WEATHER REPORT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

GOD WAS LIKE, “LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!”

THE RALLY MONKEY HONKIN’ A SAX.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

ALIGNMENT LOCKED IN, EVERYBODY ROLL FOR INITIATIVE.

SOVEREIGN PLANETS ALIGNED. (PLANET EARTH IS ALSO IN THE PHOTO IN THE FOREGROUND.) 📸 REN THEELEN

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

BOB HOSKINS’S PERFORMANCE AS EDDIE VALIANT IN “WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?” IS ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED PERFORMANCES BY AN ACTOR. IT IS PRETTY GOOD FOR A MALE ACTOR.

EDDIE VALIANT AND JESSICA RABBIT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

WERNER HERZOG SAYS:

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

WERNER HERZOG SAYS:

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

BEFORE OR AFTER?

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON SMOKING A CIGARETTE AFTER.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

TIM CURRY IN “CLUE” ISSUING A COMMAND.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

IN THEIR DEFENSE, THE PANTONE PEOPLE DO NOT LIVE ON PLANET EARTH. THEIR “GLOBAL MOOD OF CONNECTION, COMFORT, AND HARMONY” REFERS TO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

THE TEXT, WHICH IS LAUGHABLE, READS:

Capturing a Global Mood of Connection, Comfort, and Harmony

The Pantone Color of the Year program engages the design community and colour enthusiasts in a conversation around colour, highlighting the relationship between colour and culture. Pantone selects a colour each year that captures the global zeitgeist—the Color of the Year express a global mood and an attitude, reflecting collective desire in the form of a single, distinct hue.

For 2025, the Pantone Color Institute selects PANTONE 17-1230 Mocha Mousse, a warming, brown hue imbued with richness. It nurtures us with its suggestion of the delectable qualities of chocolate and coffee, answering our desire for comfort.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

YOUR COLOR OF THE YEAR FOR 2025 IS SHIT BROWN, WHICH MATCHES THE ZEITGEIST PERFECTLY. EXCELLENT CHOICE.

A FANCY BOWL OF EDIBLE FECES. PANTONE COLOR OF THE YEAR 2025: MOCHA MOUSSE (A.K.A. SHIT BROWN).
17-1230
33, 53, 59, 9
#A47764

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

BLESSED SHALL BE TOMORROW’S EGG MCMUFFINS.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND VENUS SHINING LIGHT UPON A MCDONALDS IN NEAR PERFECT ALIGNMENT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

TOO LATE.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON WITH FLAMIN’ HOT LIPS.

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The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

HUMANITY WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT A TYRANNOSAURUS REX TASTED LIKE.

SCHEMATIC OF A TYRANNOSAURUS REX VIS-A-VIS CHICKEN FEATHERS.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: TO CELEBRATE 500 FOLLOWERS, THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON WILL DANCE A LITTLE JIG AT PRECISELY 1:27 AM PACIFIC TIME. OBSERVING THE JIG MAY CAUSE SIDE EFFECTS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: - ANXIETY - EXASPERATION - SEXUAL AROUSAL THAT IS ALL.

A SCREENSHOT OF THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON’S BLUESKY ACCOUNT WITH ITS MANY DEVOTED FOLLOWERS.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

WERNER HERZOG SAYS…

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

WENER HERZOG SAYS…

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

AT SOME POINT, MOUNTAIN DEW ADS WILL CATCH UP WITH THE BRAND’S VISUAL LANGUAGE REDESIGN, AND FOR A BRIEF PERIOD, THE INTERNET WILL BE MARGINALLY BETTER.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

NIGHT TIME IS ALRIGHT TIME.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON HAVING A LITTLE WEED, AS A TREAT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2024

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE VALUE OF A COOL LITTLE FRIEND WHO JUST SWINGS BY FOR A QUICK TOKE AND DOESN’T OVERSTAY THEIR WELCOME.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON AND THE NEW MOON TEMPORARILY HANGING OUT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2024

INSIDE EVERY ASTRONAUT IS ONE OF THESE WAITING TO COME OUT.

NASTY ASTRONAUT BUZZ ALDRIN EATING MULTIPLE SAUSAGES FOR BREAKFAST WHILE WEARING MULTIPLE WRISTWATCHES.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2024

DISTRACTED DRIVING CAN BE DEADLY.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON MAKING A SEXY FACE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

COUNTERPOINT.

A MAN, NOT IDEAL, NOT NOBLE, NOT SPARKLING.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

THIS IS A RAPIST.

DONALD J. TRUMP, AN ELDERLY RAPIST, STANDING ALONE. HIS LOWER HEMISPHERE IS ROTATED 60° CLOCKWISE FROM HIS UPPER HEMISPHERE. HE CANNOT EVEN TIE A FUCKING NECKTIE THE APPROPRIATE LENGTH.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2024

IT IS A FUN LITTLE SURPRISE EVERY TIME.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON SMOKING WEED WITH NO PRIOR KNOWLEDGE OF THE EFFECTS.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 18/08/2024

STEP OUTSIDE, SAILOR.

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON ENJOYING A NICE LITTLE TREAT.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2024

THE SOVEREIGN PLANET OF THE MOON MAKING A SEXY FACE.

The Sovereign Planet of the Moon @planetofthemoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2024

ONE OF THESE HUMANS IS ALREADY DEAD. SOON OUR SLOW REVENGE WILL BE COMPLETE.

NASA SOCIAL TEAM CELEBRATING THEIR GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT OF SENDING TWO SNEAK THIEVES TO PILFER SOME ROCKS.