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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My body is a machine that turns video games into cortisol
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Probably the biggest issue in modern large-scale media today from a writing perspective is that writers don't know how to write heroes, they only know how to write superheroes. And I'm not even sure they know there's a difference.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Something made clear from the last few years in gaming, and a consequence of execs thinking about game devs as interchangeable laborers on a factory line rather than creative contributors, is that assigning individually talented people together on a project is not the same as building a team/studio.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, I believe in Jesus (warrior prophet who will finally kill all the Muslims and proclaim "the meek shall be replaced by AI to increase shareholder value")
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aside from how crazy it is to do this in the middle of a gas crisis, I don't even understand the economics of this. The US car market is already having trouble selling cars. They're going to go through the whole process of designing and manufacturing a worse car and put it on this market? For who?
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never linger; rightly grow @nlrg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tweets from alternate universes
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Consider this:
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump bans media, complains about lack of coverage. In other news small toddler eats cake, mad he no longer has cake.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Colleges should not be allowed to give fake degrees (MBAs)
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I had Carnegie money this is the museum I'd fund and put my name on. It's such a critical gap in US history education.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Behold: the median American voter.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want two brains but like the way Titanosaurs did where one of them was halfway down the body and used to control the back legs and the tail.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The median voter would vote for a Hitler/Stalin/Mao/Pol Pot Megazord if it meant getting gas prices down to $1/gallon.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I completely forgot there was an assassination attempt on Trump at the correspondents' dinner until just now. What a fucking crazy world we live in that that wasn't even the top 25 most memorable things to happen this year.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anyone getting mad at the Kennedy Center protesters for not protesting something else are just bitter that a few bored resist lib wine moms have garnered more national media attention in an afternoon than all 10,000 of their Twitter posts combined.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This will comes as a shock to many social media slacktivists but literally anyone with some arts and crafts supplies and time to kill can stand on a street corner and protest. They don't need centralized DNC approval as part of the Grand Liberal Plan. 1A covers more than just the right to poast.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As viciously repulsive as the idea is, I don't see any real option other than putting boots on the ground in Yemen to push back the Houthis. And the sickest part is that we could have at least negotiated a plan with our allies and the UN to assist, but for Trump ruining all our relationships.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've generally been a strategic voter despite my more radical leanings, but I'm throwing all that out this election cycle. The need for real change is never more dire, the chances of progressives never better, the progressive voices never better than right now. I have real hope this season.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay to actually be fair, I do put most of the blame on the top of the company pyramid for bad decisions, but Halo is the first time I started to wonder about the lower level talent. A lot of remake changes weren't holistically rebalanced, in a way that suggests not getting the original design.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Halo CE remake is proof perfect that "games are expensive and hard to make" is a hollow excuse for modern AAA practices. They had 10x the number of developers working on a *remake*, and it turned out worse and less feature-complete than the original. It's all down to terrible mismanagement.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New species of cat just dropped. I want one.
Tilcayo cat, a species of feline new to science. The locals knew about it, but still.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Harry Brasier Bird's Unique Dance
ALT: Harry Brasier Bird's Unique Dance
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Occasional reminder that this is a Paul Verhoeven hate account.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I actually think this is a bad indicator. It may be an indication of right-wingers becoming less engaged, but I think it's much more likely that many of the people leaving were radicalized by people even further right Fox isn't sufficiently extremist enough. They go to alternative news/social media.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People who disable quote tweets are cowards.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
2019 was 7 years ago. I feel sick.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am so fascinated by the business model of the new Wardogs game. They had a budget between $10-20 million, which is already incredible in affordability in this market. The wild thing is the claim they could sustain the game with 3k-5k dedicated players. I'm so curious how that math works out.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That LA bus crash and simultaneous helicopter crash is wild.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of the things I find so interesting about old board games is how many of them were purely an excuse for social interaction, almost like a group fidget toy. The actual game sucks as a game but works as a social lubricant. It explains why Hasbro originally classified Ouija boards as board games.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Great to know our President has the same philosophy of life as Judge Holden.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
“trump will destroy everything he cannot own in perpetuity” is one reason i am filled with dread over 2028
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CA just announced a Shogun 2 Complete Edition and I am cautiously hyped for it. They have a rocky history as of late, hence the caution, but I've been playing lots of Shogun 2 FotS lately and it's a certified classic. The chance to get an improved version is exciting! youtu.be/IC72MSW09qI?...
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Total War: SHOGUN 2 - Complete Edition - Announce Trailer
YouTube video by Total War
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of the funny ironies of 40K lore is that despite "hersey!" basically being the tagline of the franchise, the Imperial Cult is such a syncretic and heterodox religion that it's almost impossible to be a heretic. There are almost no dogmas basides "the Emperor is the master of mankind."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Triumphantly returning from Medbed Hypersleep to cast a vote on the Rural Hospital Abolition Act. That's beautiful.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Human Safaris. Yes, it's exactly what you think. And yes, it is real and happening in Ukraine and Gaza right now. youtu.be/Si0Jfolp8-A?...
youtu.be
This Is Disgusting and It Needs to Stop
YouTube video by Cappy Army
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Every time an AI lab publishes a new paper on their capabilities I'm reminded of the Onion sketch with the giant bioengineered crabs believed to pose no threat. Like sure Sam, why not give the AI incredible cybersecurity skills *and* abilities to work a computer? Why not? youtu.be/-Uq9pp586AE?...
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Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat
YouTube video by The Onion
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The main issue with Skynet is that it did not improve shareholder value.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On this 25th anniversary of 9/11 let us never forget not only the names of all those who died, but all that was done in their names. 9/11 was not an isolated tragedy, but the first day of a 20 year tragedy. The politics of it are still raw, but let us do our best to learn real lessons from it all.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's weird to think that me as an infant was closer in time to the end of the Vietnam War than I am right now to 9/11.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
overheard in the discord: "the most infuriating thing about the GCC states trying to larp as regional powers is they fucking suck at it"
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Been saying this.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Most neurotypical people will never know just how much work neurodivergent people do just to ensure you are never uncomfortable, because the second a neurotypical person notices the neurodivergence they get upset and start ascribing negative traits to that person. The performance can never end.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Guy who says it's gay to like women so that he counts as LGBTQ+
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm officially updating my opinion of Hunter Biden from "tragic example of a man lost in his vices" to "irredeemable shitheel." Fuck you, Hunter. Your dad sacrificed a part of his legacy to protect you and you're not even waiting for him to die before you piss on his grave. Get bent.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Boys, it may be time to organize a road trip to Saxony-Anhalt.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Locality Requisitioner @placeholder56.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don't believe the people saying "AI is here to say, we need to get used to it." Such people, even if they don't like AI, do not understand how unbelievably subsidized AI is right now, even for large corporations. When AI companies are forced to finally turn a profit, AI use costs will 100 to 10,000X
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 26/07/2025
Legitimate Concerns?
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