Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 2hA friend of mine is at her first ever NFL game in her new hometown. That’s a hell of an introduction. 030
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 6hIt made me laugh at the time and is still making me laugh at Tulsa King of Clinton Hill, Brooklyn 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 7hAnd I will never know what they shot because that would requiring viewing it. 110
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 7hThey were shooting scenes in Brooklyn last week. Probably just exteriors but they had all the signage up. 110
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Then I’ll let you know ahead of time, yes the 68 passing yards for the Eagles is accurate. 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The only way to salvage the season and excise the demons is to light some incense and ritualistically put Big Dom to sleep. 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This is some of the greatest acting ever done. youtu.be/Pnp3SJpqp3A?...youtu.beProfessor Shabazz K Morton SNLYouTube video by Michael BigHomie Phillips jr 040
Reposted by Patrick SauerMr. America @skinnerboxusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of the most famous victims of the Salem with hysteria was 81 y.o. Giles Corey, who was pressed to death under heavy stone and wooden planks for a couple of days until crushed by the weight. Yes, this is exactly like Louis C.K. losing his crappy show for being a disgusting creep. 🖕🤡💩 173
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026SMDH you coulda made an isosceles triangle out of the babyback-babyback-babyback-etc-ribs, but sure dude yelling shit in a restaurant is good too. 030
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You still ain’t fooling anyone Opie Cunningham Cc: @amyellen.bsky.social 011
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kids, Linus was right. The Great Pumpkin is real and dope as hell.static.klipy.comLinus Welcomes the Great PumpkinALT: Linus Welcomes the Great Pumpkin 000
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The outrage would be so much less received today, wild considering how beloved Pope Leo is, but also because right-wingnuts hate him and would be too confused. Whatever the case, Sinead was right. R.I.P. 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026THIS IS LITERALLY HOW IT ALL STARTED FOR CHUCK, HE WAS DOOMED FROM DAY ONE 13415
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A lot of great hazy County Stadium ditching class for Opening Day brats and beer memories, Uecker on the radio, Bernie in the barrel. All in on the Brew Crew. I think it’s their year. 010
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/202625 year update: The Strokes are no longer the coolest kids in the room. They’re middle-age goofballs and they give a shit about putting on a show. Never would’ve pegged Julian as your fun rockin’ uncle. 032
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Excuse me, have you seen his Fonda-Ian skills in Coming home? 110
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Strokes have an incredible opportunity to deliver the best in hat on a hat entertainment tonight. 000
Reposted by Patrick SauerCornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Kids just be doing shit 691169180
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is it super cringey? That is not my default speed. Like real cringe à la Holmes fascinates me, but cringe as comedy not my bag. I don’t think. Guess I have to find out. 100
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don’t know anything about Nathan Fielder, but I know way too much about Elizabeth Holmes. So I approach the doc I must see with trepidation. 220
Reposted by Patrick SauerPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/10/2026The New York Times should demote this guy from assignment editor 2968
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also mark your 12/8 SQUAWKIN SPORTS LIVE XXVI calendar for “Holiday Bells Edition”* with @laurentheisen.bsky.social @emilystjams.bsky.social & returning to the ring @mikesielski.bsky.social. Last of the year, book it! *I wanted to call it “Bleedin’ Mouths Edition,” but chiller heads prevailed 082
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026*I should say, an old screenplay she had written in the early 80s that never got made because Bacon was a lunatic. Weller more or less left Hollywood for an equestrian life and never looked back. 011
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I interviewed Mary Louise Weller once about a screenplay she was writing and producing about the ill-fated jockey Mary Bacon. A horse lover and rider herself, she was a delight to talk to. Mandy Pepperidge had “Animal House” stories for days and damn near walked off with the movie. P-I-G R.I.P. 152
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I always ask “do you have any hot sauce besides Tabasco?” And if the answer is no, I use it. It’s exactly better than no hot sauce at all. 000
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The dumb-ass movie is being filmed in Livingston Montana, a long-standing leftie writer’s haven (where River Runs Through It was filmed). Not going so great. 100% Shapiro assumed all of MT would roll out a red carpet. Joke’s on you asshole, only like 75% of MT would! www.kbzk.com/news/fake-pa...kbzk.comFake pawn shop, ICE scenes and protests: Inside Livingston’s controversial film setA film set has taken over downtown Livingston, bringing fake businesses, road closures and protests as residents raise concerns about the production’s impact on the community. Details below: 0123
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I had an edifying conversation with an old female friend, also in her mid-50s, about how much menopause unpleasantly upends things across the board. And how familiar it all sounds. We both found real solidarity in hearing each other’s similar-different experiences. Felt I should publicly note this. 030
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Tired: Hot dogs are sandwiches Wired: Pretzels aren’t bread in any form 010
Reposted by Patrick SauerJacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today SABR launched an incredible new book and companion website on Baseball at Manzanar: How We Played the Game, 1942-1945. It’s the story of 120,000 Japanese Americans who were removed from their homes after Pearl Harbor and forced to live at remote incarceration camps: sabr.org/baseball-at-... 213172
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Top Five Ways You'd Like See Every AI Evangelist Perish, Go-- 021
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Here is ancillary story from 2014 about how prosecutor Willie Megs, who once went after FSU crimes, and head coach h Bobby Bowden, who didn't, made light of all of it. None of this should be buried in the past.deadspin.comDeadspin | I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Cheer For The Seminoles.Deadspin | I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Cheer For The Seminoles. 020
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I also said that out loud! To this guy! You’ll have to take my word on it! Go Libs! 030
Reposted by Patrick SauerPatrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026/takes a deep breath, exhales THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT HEEL 011
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026/takes a deep breath, exhales THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT HEEL 011
Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He learned and never made the same mistake at Minnesota State U, Go Screaming Eagles! 131