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Patrick Sauer

@pjsauer.bsky.social
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Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now. patricksauer.contently.com patrickjsauer@mac.com if you need me for anything scriberly

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 2h
A friend of mine is at her first ever NFL game in her new hometown. That’s a hell of an introduction.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 6h
It made me laugh at the time and is still making me laugh at Tulsa King of Clinton Hill, Brooklyn
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 7h
And I will never know what they shot because that would requiring viewing it.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 7h
They were shooting scenes in Brooklyn last week. Probably just exteriors but they had all the signage up.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 8h
Some laundry carts gave all
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Then I’ll let you know ahead of time, yes the 68 passing yards for the Eagles is accurate.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only way to salvage the season and excise the demons is to light some incense and ritualistically put Big Dom to sleep.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is some of the greatest acting ever done. youtu.be/Pnp3SJpqp3A?...
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Professor Shabazz K Morton SNL
YouTube video by Michael BigHomie Phillips jr
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Mr. America @skinnerboxusa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the most famous victims of the Salem with hysteria was 81 y.o. Giles Corey, who was pressed to death under heavy stone and wooden planks for a couple of days until crushed by the weight. Yes, this is exactly like Louis C.K. losing his crappy show for being a disgusting creep. 🖕🤡💩
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SMDH you coulda made an isosceles triangle out of the babyback-babyback-babyback-etc-ribs, but sure dude yelling shit in a restaurant is good too.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You still ain’t fooling anyone Opie Cunningham Cc: @amyellen.bsky.social
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kids, Linus was right. The Great Pumpkin is real and dope as hell.
static.klipy.com
Linus Welcomes the Great Pumpkin
ALT: Linus Welcomes the Great Pumpkin
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The outrage would be so much less received today, wild considering how beloved Pope Leo is, but also because right-wingnuts hate him and would be too confused. Whatever the case, Sinead was right. R.I.P.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THIS IS LITERALLY HOW IT ALL STARTED FOR CHUCK, HE WAS DOOMED FROM DAY ONE
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A lot of great hazy County Stadium ditching class for Opening Day brats and beer memories, Uecker on the radio, Bernie in the barrel. All in on the Brew Crew. I think it’s their year.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
25 year update: The Strokes are no longer the coolest kids in the room. They’re middle-age goofballs and they give a shit about putting on a show. Never would’ve pegged Julian as your fun rockin’ uncle.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That kind of night
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Excuse me, have you seen his Fonda-Ian skills in Coming home?
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Strokes have an incredible opportunity to deliver the best in hat on a hat entertainment tonight.
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Kids just be doing shit
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alright, sold.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it super cringey? That is not my default speed. Like real cringe à la Holmes fascinates me, but cringe as comedy not my bag. I don’t think. Guess I have to find out.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t know anything about Nathan Fielder, but I know way too much about Elizabeth Holmes. So I approach the doc I must see with trepidation.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/10/2026
The New York Times should demote this guy from assignment editor
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also mark your 12/8 SQUAWKIN SPORTS LIVE XXVI calendar for “Holiday Bells Edition”* with @laurentheisen.bsky.social @emilystjams.bsky.social & returning to the ring @mikesielski.bsky.social. Last of the year, book it! *I wanted to call it “Bleedin’ Mouths Edition,” but chiller heads prevailed
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think you came up with their next ad concept
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*I should say, an old screenplay she had written in the early 80s that never got made because Bacon was a lunatic. Weller more or less left Hollywood for an equestrian life and never looked back.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I interviewed Mary Louise Weller once about a screenplay she was writing and producing about the ill-fated jockey Mary Bacon. A horse lover and rider herself, she was a delight to talk to. Mandy Pepperidge had “Animal House” stories for days and damn near walked off with the movie. P-I-G R.I.P.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You ain’t fooling anyone, Opie Cunningham
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s the de-aging bit innit, boy-o?
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I always ask “do you have any hot sauce besides Tabasco?” And if the answer is no, I use it. It’s exactly better than no hot sauce at all.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The dumb-ass movie is being filmed in Livingston Montana, a long-standing leftie writer’s haven (where River Runs Through It was filmed). Not going so great. 100% Shapiro assumed all of MT would roll out a red carpet. Joke’s on you asshole, only like 75% of MT would! www.kbzk.com/news/fake-pa...
kbzk.com
Fake pawn shop, ICE scenes and protests: Inside Livingston’s controversial film set
A film set has taken over downtown Livingston, bringing fake businesses, road closures and protests as residents raise concerns about the production’s impact on the community. Details below:
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had an edifying conversation with an old female friend, also in her mid-50s, about how much menopause unpleasantly upends things across the board. And how familiar it all sounds. We both found real solidarity in hearing each other’s similar-different experiences. Felt I should publicly note this.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tired: Hot dogs are sandwiches Wired: Pretzels aren’t bread in any form
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Jacob Pomrenke @buckweaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today SABR launched an incredible new book and companion website on Baseball at Manzanar: How We Played the Game, 1942-1945. It’s the story of 120,000 Japanese Americans who were removed from their homes after Pearl Harbor and forced to live at remote incarceration camps: sabr.org/baseball-at-...
Cover image for SABR’s “Baseball at Manzanar: How We Played the Game, 1942-1945,” edited by Russ Speiller and James Forr.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The romanticizing of the chop is hideous.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“The pseudonym will come out, tomorrow…”
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top Five Ways You'd Like See Every AI Evangelist Perish, Go--
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here is ancillary story from 2014 about how prosecutor Willie Megs, who once went after FSU crimes, and head coach h Bobby Bowden, who didn't, made light of all of it. None of this should be buried in the past.
deadspin.com
Deadspin | I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Cheer For The Seminoles.
Deadspin | I Was Shot And Raped By An FSU Player. I Still Cheer For The Seminoles.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah that’s a flagrant.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I also said that out loud! To this guy! You’ll have to take my word on it! Go Libs!
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Han Xu whips, Sabs 2.0.
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
/takes a deep breath, exhales THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT HEEL
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hot start, Libs. LFGOOOOOOO
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
/takes a deep breath, exhales THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT HEEL
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He learned and never made the same mistake at Minnesota State U, Go Screaming Eagles!
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