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Pete Jolicoeur

@pjoli.bsky.social
109 followers 484 following 184 posts

Internet Culture, Sports, and Sarcasm...all my thing. Views are my own, just so we're clear. Agency vet.

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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It's so obvious that the spinsters haven't spoken to Trump yet between this press conference and his meeting with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Congratulations from Ohio, Mr. Mayor! Be the light that we desperately need to spread through this hellscape
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Respect to Sliwa. If he took that $10M buyout to drop out, this would have been a dead heat
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Morning's off to a great start
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I consider myself a big sports fan and will watch literally anything if it's the peak of its competition. All that said, I'm in my 40s and can confidently say I've never watched a single second of the Ryder Cup in my whole life.
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The Lions are just ABUSING the interior defensive line of the Ravens
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
An 18-play, 10:48 drive. @detroitlions.bsky.social
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
It's late and it's been a long day. I'll give them a pass.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/09/2025
you have to admit "can you make a documentary about a contemporary subject that never directly quotes anything he ever said or did" is kind of an interesting challenge from an artistic perspective
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Naomi is fucking cooking right now #USOpen
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
We're so close.
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Suffering through the final minutes of preseason MNF purely to catch @richeisenshow.bsky.social host Sportscenter for the first time since I was in high school
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Matt Damon is coming off as kind of a moron on Millionaire right now
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
People always lament when the last time they pick their kid up is gonna be, but I'm just looking forward to the last time I have to clear a "[daughter's name] went pee on the potty" daycare phone notification.
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The most serious "thank you" to John, the staff of the show and the SeaWolves. Everything was top-notch and John had to be *exhausted* at the end of the night. That man was running ragged all day long for bits/interviews/meet and greet and couldn't have been more delightful for every second of it.
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Got my 59Fifty today and ready for a mammoth load of nonsense at the park
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
It doesn't help you now, but the trick is to double-bag it. Put the tip into the first bag, then your icing into a second bag. youtube.com/shorts/tXlE-...
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STOP Filling Your Piping Bags Like This. DO THIS INSTEAD ⬅️
YouTube video by Jess Wang Pastry
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Crazy to think every one of them is getting paid to do this 😏 /s
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Haliburton QUICKLY becoming that dude
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
My parents came up to visit for the holiday weekend and my Mom's gallbladder decided it was the perfect time to get itself removed.
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit"
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Ben Golliver @bengolliver.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The Knicks had a 99.7 win percentage when they led by 14 points with 2:51 left in fourth quarter of ECF Game 1 overtime loss to Pacers.
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I understand OKC is a good team, but I just don't understand how a championship-winning team can show up full strength and get dog-walked by 40+ in a Game 7
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Still can't quite wrap my head around how #Andor got the line "He tried to rape me" into the Star Wars universe
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Maybe someone should have #LetEmKnow there was a game scheduled for tonight
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
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Jawndoe @anchoragedude.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago Pope Coming this fall on NBC
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/05/2025
HONESTLY PRETTY CLOSE
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicago Pope communion
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
VILLANOVA POPE
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a group of people .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a group of people .
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
So long as the family gives its blessing and the estate is compensated for it, I have a hard time finding issue with it. This isn't much different from old musicians getting sampled into new tracks. That said, it'll never not be messed up to me, personally.
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Wow, all these cuts to the federal budget. I sure am expecting a massive relief on my tax bill coming up next year to reflect it. I wonder if that will happen for someone like me who makes less than $500k/year in my household.
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Praying for Season 3 of Squid Game to do a 100 men v 1 Gorilla episode.
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I'm a week and a half behind on this, but here's a replay of Mina making her wager in Final Jeopardy
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a football player with the number 3 on his jersey is about to throw the ball
ALT: a football player with the number 3 on his jersey is about to throw the ball
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The Jalen Rose legacy lives on. @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social @pablo.show #NFLDraft
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This should be the Shedeur pick just for the laughs
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Can't believe the G.O.A.T. Tom Brady made it into the new #Oblivion remaster @bethesdastudios.com
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Lyra molting feathers throughout the match is objectively hilarious to me
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Fish on Fridays
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Blend me a smoothie and pass the lorazepam. Down goes Duke 🐒🌴💊🕉️🏀 #MarchMadness
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Just finishing up the season of #Paradise, and I swear, a lot of other show runners would have taken the amount of story in this one season and milked it for 2-3 season. This story just absolutely rips along and each episode *hits*.
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Legendary build. @mikegolicjr.bsky.social
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The markets are at a feeding frenzy right now before the bottom falls out tomorrow. A lot of wealthy people are ready to increase their position after it all goes to shit
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Shill
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
IAN EAGLE AND BILL RAFTERY ARE A MATCH FOR THE MADNESS! WHAT A SEQUENCE! "WE GET THE FULL CARR WASH!" 🏀🔥🦅🎙️ #MarchMadness
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Pete Jolicoeur @pjoli.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Lmfao bad beat at the buzzer of MSU (-3.5) vs Ole Miss
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