“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just gonna ask them where they’re going and hook up with ‘em later.”
@nikostratis.comEveryone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
