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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 43m

And here’s me thinking I couldn’t despise Mansfield any more than I already do …

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 47m

Indeed.There was only about 300g of protein on there, and I’m already feeling weak and emaciated.

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 50m

Same with some of our lot on there. Someone has a slightly poor game, and they’re now a disgrace to the shirt and need to be shot.

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 13h

Should have put an ‘Adult Content’ warning on there for my mate @agentmancuso.bsky.social because the beans are touching other stuff on the plate 😉

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 13h

Jesus, there’s always one … 😂

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 13h

Enough with the obscure, nebulous comments, tell us what you really think 😂

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 13h

I mentioned the other day about my eyesight thinking your TV rug was a massive keyboard, and again I had to look twice as I genuinely thought that was two folk behind a counter in a reception area thinking ‘why would you take your cat to an appointment?’. Forget the eyesight, my perception’s going 😂

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 16h

I used to work for a company based in Nottingham, so I know the quality of Notts fans!

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 16h

Love the League Two references, even though they only just come back up from there last season …

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 17h

e.g. this is from the Nazi bar. Never seen this nonsense towards us from other fans on here. These were just some of the replies on the #LOFC official after-match post. If you’re active on ShitterX you can stay there.

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 17h

Just wanted to say I love all the pre- and post-match, involved, polite discussion on here from #NCFC and #PAFC fans especially, who also take the time to engage with ‘outsiders’ in comments. Wish more clubs were like this. We try our very best with the #LOFC on here, but we’re few and far between.

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 18h

I love it when my predictions are wrong for the right reasons, particularly considering them match stats … #LOFC #MassivePointThere

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Paul 4Jags @paul4jags.bsky.social · 21h

Reading JG Ballard's book about a dystopian world of out of town shopping malls with shiny domes, and deadening sports that lead to the rise of a Fascist cult based on consumerism, while sitting in the Home of the Set Fare Arena in Livingston for the football.

Anonymous concrete and glass shopping mall with a shiny dome

JG Ballard's book Kingdom Come while waiting for Partick Thistle V Livingston at the Home of the Set Fare Arena.

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Outside Write (Chris Lee) ⚽️ @outsidewrite.co.uk · 18h

Dropping Monday 🎙️ @danielgraywriter.bsky.social joins me to discuss his latest book on the history of the fanzine. Here's a taster, sub/catch up wherever you get your podcasts.

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 21h

Seen more shit refs in League One over the years than anywhere else. Some absolutely woeful decisions in the Notts v Oxford match.

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 21h

GET IN! ⚽️ Finneran with a fine strike, but maybe too little too late. #NCFC #Notts #CaanNotts

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 22h

That second goal was so easy for Oxford, but then again they have fielded their rugby team this afternoon. #NCFC #Notts #CaanNotts

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 22h

The rule for today appears to be if you slip and fall over within a 2yd radius of a Notts player.

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 22h

Bradford 3 - 0 Orient Baldwin Phillips Beesley

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 23h

🚨 Prediction Time 🚨 We haven’t lost to Bradford for weeks, so I don’t see why we can’t just lose again. #LOFC #bcafc #TheOs #TheBantams #EFL #subbuteo #predictionbollocks

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Likely miss the Orient defeat this afternoon, so: #NCFC #Notts #CaanNotts

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Was he one of those ‘I hate all their albums, I only listen to all their early unrecorded stuff which no one’s heard apart from a few of us true fans’ types?

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I mainly get wound up by this sort of stuff …

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m now just immediately blocking anyone posting AI images and video, because I’ve had enough of seeing this cheap, lazy-arsed CrapGPT slop on my timeline. #AIbollocks #LazyAndYouKnowIt

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

‘Greatest country in the world!’ ‘Greatest democracy in the world!’ ‘We’re gonna execute a guy in a wheelchair by firing squad, and you can watch LIVE on TV!’ USA already gone full ‘Idiocracy’, only a matter of time before it goes full ‘Running Man’ #CountrysGone #Finished #LostForWords

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Home game - Damon Killian - The Running Man (1987)

ALT: Home game - Damon Killian - The Running Man (1987)

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CiCi @cici6923.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

New Face in Hell! #FallFriday

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

‘This country is a world apart from when we was all primordial sludge. Them single-celled organisms then come along and ruined everything. Then the lungfish invaded are country with their little fin flippers and us primordial sludge felt like forriners in our own ecosystem …’ #WorldsTiniestViolin

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lofcwomen.com @lofcwomen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

8 October 2026 ERWFL Division 1 (South) Orient vs Hertford Tn Details at: lofcwomen.com/261008.html ♦ Gizmo's Hertford preview ♦ The current league table ♦ Play for Orient ♦ LOFCwomen.com Live-Text ♦ Other fixtures round-up

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Leyton Orient Women - 08/10/2026

Match preview: Leyton Orient Women vs Hertford Town

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m doing fine Deborah, thank you. Still keeping you all in my thoughts 🙏

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

For these repost accounts I set up, I needed to have an account over there, for the scripts to run through them. I don’t do any posts, reposts, likes or comments, just follow the relevant football clubs. I do inadvertently see this nonsense, and honestly glad those Orient folk aren’t on Bluesky.

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I could see why it would reappear on a regular basis Deborah. Apart from being just such a beautifully captured moment in time, it possesses that innocent spontaneity only children can find, whilst simultaneously bathed in extraordinary maturity; a photograph of both child & woman. It’s wonderful.

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The Leyton Orientear @leytonorientear.com · 07/10/2026

COMING UP: A very special event with some very special guests, as we mark #blackhistorymonth by honouring the first eleven Black players to represent the Club All welcome! Tickets are free, but you’ll need one to get in. Scan/click the QR code below or visit www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/orient-mem...

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Took me about two seconds too long to get the reference, had to sing it in my head first!

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Some of the comments I saw over on the other place, about his music interests, were just disgraceful. Ashamed that these folk supposedly follow my club. And, let’s be honest, Orient’s problems on the pitch are hardly because the lad likes to do other things.

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The ridiculous ice buildup in my fridge, whilst creating a somewhat pleasing, eerie glow, has now reduced refrigerative capacity by about half. #FridgeDisasters #TheIceAgeCometh

A photograph of the inside of my fridge, showing immense ice buildup, and an eerie glow, as the interior light is now entombed.

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yes and yes. Both favourites here 👌

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Where they filming it, the Pentagon? 😂

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We’re expecting your parcel Your parcel is due at our depot We have your parcel Your parcel will be delivered today Your parcel is out for delivery Your parcel will be delivered today Your parcel has been delivered How did your delivery go today? Rate your driver today [ad infinitum …]

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[EFL board meeting] ‘Right then gentlemen, there’s an American sandwich shop, with no outlets in the UK, wants to sponsor the Vertu Trophy’ ‘What? No chance’ ‘They’ll give us a billion billion pounds’ ‘Change the name and logo right now. Jersey Mike's are the best sub sandwiches in the world’

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