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@pjdilley.bsky.social
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'I used to be someone, now I'm someone else.' • Used to be a photographer & writer, now a full-time carer for my disabled mother. Quite fucking sweary. London-Scottish. Drinks too much. Fights Blackshirts. • #LOFC #COYJ #SACFC #FTOF KTF ✊🏿

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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 1h
Football fans won’t need reminding of this, but it’s still a quick reminder anyway that a football ground is not simply just some place where football is played. #LOFC #FootballFamily #FootballCommunity
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Oliver Stanton @beaki.bsky.social · 2h
Argyll and Bute, where you can drive for 5 hours and still not leave.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 5h
Today marks 49 years, to the day, of my very first match at Brisbane Road, at the age of nearly 8. #LOFC #OiOi #OneOrient #Anniversary
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 19h
:: Homemade Indian Fakeaway* :: ✅ Chicken** Bhuna ❎ Basmati Rice*** (* Mum having a baked potato, with cheese) (** I already said it wasn’t actual chicken) (*** not pictured) #HomeCooking #Foodsky #IndianFakeaway #curry #ruby #ChickenBhuna #NotChicken #Quorn
A homemade Chicken Bhuna, but made with meat-free Quorn soya fillets, with sliced mixed peppers and freshly chopped coriander, cooked in a large karahi pan on a gas hob.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 19h
Only now just managed to wake Mum up, so we’re still going to be eating tea at 9pm, but this is what it is. #LifeAtHome #CareAtHome #Carers #Parents #Elderly
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 20h
Posted a photo of myself last night as a bit of a joke, but I quite liked it so I made it my profile pic as well, but realise now I just look like the haunted shell of a former human. I’m not really that miserable tbh, but the camera never lies, apparently. #ProfilePic #SelfiesGoneWrong #Haunted
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 20h
And so it begins, again. Chicken* Bhuna tonight 👌 (Quorn fillets, pre-cooked and chopped up) #Foodsky #HomeCooking #Curry #Ruby #Chicken #ButNotChicken #Quorn
Quorn ‘chicken’ fillets, cut into large pieces, and cooking in butter, tikka curry powder, garam masala and freshly chopped coriander.
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Joanne Morley-Hill @jmhill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A meme based on the Minder TV show. Arthur Daley tells Terry he's got a job for him at RAF Fairford. Terry has a feeling it could all go horribly wrong!
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konzun.bsky.social @konzun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a caregiver to my late mom, I am crying seeing this. I believe that the ultimate act of love is caring for a senior parent.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘Pringles sir, thousands of ‘em …’ #Pringles #Addiction #Crisps
A wooden kitchen cupboard with, amongst other detritus, twelve cannisters of Pringles.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have about an hour to kill before starting tea tonight, so off out to have a quick shout at a hotel.
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lofcwomen.com @lofcwomen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
28 September 2026 ERWFL League Cup (Rnd 2) L. Orient 0:6 Harpenden Tn. More at... lofcwomen.com/260928.html ♦ Ben's report on Sunday's loss ♦ Audio briefing ♦ Ben's slideshow ♦ Re-live the game ♦ Other results round-up
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Leyton Orient Women - 28/09/2026
Leyton Orient Women - Leyton Orient 0:6 Harpenden.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Big shout out to the United States of America for all this diesel price bollocks. #teamUSA #OrangeTwat #JustFuckOff
The price of diesel fuel per litre in my town, because of the USA and their never-ending shite wars that no one cares about.
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LOWER BLOCK @lowerblock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get some culture, in print.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chicken in, cooking up nicely in a homemade spice blend, tomato puree, garlic and butter, then added passata and cream. Simmering away slowly for about 40 minutes 👌 #HomeCooking #Foodsky #IndianFakeaway #curry #ruby #ButterChicken
Chicken cooking in a homemade spice blend, in a large karahi pan. Chicken cooking in a homemade spice blend, garlic, tomato puree and butter, inside a large karahi pan. Passata and cream added to a spicy chicken blend, simmering in a large karahi pan for about 40 minutes before serving.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a surprise, doing a curry. #HomeCooking #Foodsky #IndianFakeaway #curry #ruby #RoastedSpices #ButterChicken
Cardamom pods, fennel seed, cumin seed, black mustard seed, cinnamon stick and some dried coriander, roasting in a hot dry karahi pan prior to grinding. Butter ghee being melted in a hot karahi pan.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly don’t know why I still bother … #FantasyEFL #FantasyFootball #Mince
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Notorious East Staffordshire grave robbers, Burton & Albion, seen here making off with all three points from Devon. #EFL #LeagueOne #footballbollocks #BurtonAreBastardsForTurningYouOver
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can I change my prediction to minus one-all? #EFL #LeagueOne #PAFC #ThePilgrims #TheBrewers #BurtonAlbion #PlymouthArgyle
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sure I’ve seen a worse 45 mins of League One football than this, but struggling to come up with an example. Pilgrims 0 - 0 Brewers #EFL #LeagueOne #PAFC #ThePilgrims #TheBrewers #BurtonAlbion #PlymouthArgyle
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Bored Kid on Merry-Go-Round
ALT: Bored Kid on Merry-Go-Round
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Addai’s distribution is Biblical mince Pilgrims 0 - 0 Brewers #EFL #LeagueOne #PAFC #ThePilgrims #TheBrewers #BurtonAlbion #PlymouthArgyle
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🚨 Prediction Time 🚨 Orient fixture cancelled this weekend so, in a dramatic departure from protocol, I’m doing a prediction for my sort of half, part-time, possibly, maybe, ‘other’ team. Guess my honorary Argyle membership just been rescinded. #LOFC #PAFC #BAFC #EFL #LeagueOne #predictionbollocks
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The artist formerly known as Mondaydrunk @tafkamd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the game's been going since the creation of the premier league. None of the founding clubs seemed to worry about fairness when shafting the rest of the league.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They look absolutely delighted
Man City celebrating

LIVE Man City found guilty of majority of 115 financial rule breaches
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone who knows me well enough knows how much I’m raging about the top of this list at the moment.
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lofcwomen.com @lofcwomen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
27 September 2026 at Cheshunt 2nd round League Cup Tie All the details at.... lofcwomen.com/live/harpenden/harpenden.html Get your Orient fix this weekend! See the girls play at Cheshunt on Sunday or follow along with us via our live text programme.
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Leyton Orient Women - 27/09/2026
Live-Text service.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminded of the time the great Michael Sheen was manager at Leeds in the 70s.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
✅ Game Week 6 locked and loaded. Expect at least a hat trick from Bim, in Argyle’s 11-0 destruction of Albion, a clean sheet from Reading, and a sneaky couple of toe-pokes and thunderbastards from Ollie against Posh 💥👊 #FantasyEFL #EFL #FantasyFootball
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finally got round to picking up one of these X-rite Color Checkers, so now I’ll be spending all weekend photographing it with every camera I own to see the difference in colour reproduction with different camera sensors because this is the rock’n’roll lifestyle I lead. #DigitalPhotography #Xrite
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ignore this post, just trying to flush out the automated bots whenever I post about a homemade chip curry with sliced spaghetti potato sausage prawns. #HomeCooking #Foodsky #curry #spaghetti #italianfood #indianfood #chinesefood
A photograph of a Sweet & Sour Beef Vindaloo, made with chip sauce and a pork pie bolognese.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
:: Homemade Indian Fakeaway :: ✅Chicken* Bhuna ✅Basmati Rice** *Quorn pieces - my curry, my rules **not pictured #HomeCooking #Foodsky #IndianFakeaway #curry #ruby #Bhuna
A homemade Chicken Bhuna, made with Quorn pieces and sliced mixed peppers, cooking up nicely in a large karahi pan. Steam and everything 👌
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Spice Albert @spicealbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking back to the, er, glory days of the Football League Trophy, before EPL U21 teams came in and destroyed it. I went to all of #LOFC 's home games in the competition in 94-95. Incredibly for such a terrible team - 6 league wins - we did really well, reaching the 2 legged Southern Area Final.
Orient's scores from the 1994-95 Auto Windscreens Shield (now EFL Trophy). 
Source: https://www.11v11.com/teams/leyton-orient/tab/matches/season/1995/comp/15/
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just checking in with @amandamugford.bsky.social to see how you’re doing/coping/recovering? x
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imagine being so Neanderthal skull-throbby that you’re triggered by the mere mention of the Royal National Lifeboat Institution. #MyBrainIsHurty #HaveAFuckingWord
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Completely arsebollock mental this lot, an absolutely off-the-fucking rails skull throbber. #OrangeTwat #CultOfWank #ShiteHouse
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey Siri, show me a bloke who don’t stand in the terraces no more … #football #FootballBollocks #DrenchedInBeer #WhoTheFuckCameUpWithThisBollocks
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Oliver Stanton @beaki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hilarious signs on common Scottish land. #146 in a series of 400.
Scottish public land described as garden.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If my co-workers (when I had some) all said they hated the films of Kurosawa, I wouldn’t write an entire article about seven (no pun intended) Kurosawa films for them to watch. #DontCare #Whatever #SuitYourself
A completely pointless article in the NYT about recommending seven variants of something to people who already hate that something.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This week, I 'ave been mostly listening to...
Cover for the 2014 album ‘Divide and Exit’ by the Sleaford Mods. 

“Like three months of rain
Nobody likes a fucking Tory reign
The Prime Minister's face hanging in the clouds like Gary Oldman's Dracula
As Keanu Reeves drove up to the fucking castle
Laughing really badly
Relentless
Like the gears on a bus if you're sat at the back
Next to a noisy twat
St. George's flag twat”
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Doric Studio @doricstudio.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey folks. We’re reprinting this with funds heading to the Belmont to help them reopen. Preorder open now! doric.studio/shop/belmont...
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lofcwomen.com @lofcwomen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
27th September 2026 at 2pm A 2nd round League Cup Tie ♦ Gizmo's League Cup preview ♦ Harpenden slideshow ♦ Other fixtures round-up ♦ Live-Text show Details at: lofcwomen.com/260924.html Os face Harpenden's 29 goal Sophie Amanor #lofc
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Leyton Orient Women - 24/09/2026
Leyton Orient Women - Leyton Orient vs Harpenden Town.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I spent hundreds of £££ on expensive, regressive hypnotherapy after my alien abduction, but all it brought back instead was peak ‘82 Orient. #LOFC
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
‘I love England and the English, support England, born in England, but I’m Asian and also British, not English, but I’m English, but not, but British but Asian but multicultural but not multicultural but British.’ More jumblefucked word mince from the right. #MakeItMakeSense
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Steve White @steveprotest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spilling Racists' Coffee/Getting Ready For The War
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LOWER BLOCK @lowerblock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SCOTTISH FOOTBALL GROUNDS Photos documenting the architecture, supporters and character of Scottish football grounds across generations. Explore the Collection ↓ lowerblock.com/articles/sco...
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He is the most bobble-headed, paint-drinking jumblefuck of meat paste, bones and gravy I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been to Mansfield. #OrangeTwat #WTFYouOn
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The United Great Kingdom of Englandshire #OrangeTwat
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Dave Saul @davesaul.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love many things - Thistle, The Clash, gangster movies, westerns, quite like some of my family but I love food. Not shitey posh food but real scottish soul food.
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Orient Outlook Podcast @orientoutlook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DO NOT MISS THIS ⤵️ Check out our brand new show 🎉EPISODE 438🎉 & make sure you're up to date with everything at #lofc. ✅ A look back at Arsenal & Stevenage ✅ Lots of views ✅ Full club round up & more with @Essexbizz Listen on all podcast apps & soundcloud.com/orient-outlook.
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Official Patrick™ @pjdilley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was trying to think of how this competition could be made any more goofy, cockamamy, nickel-and-dime, flat-out lame, but my own soccer team beat me to it, with a one to zero shutout. #LOFC #KillMeNow
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