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@pizzaship.bsky.social
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fuckin idk, idgaf, wtf is this even. slut ever ttyl

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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 12h
it doesn't work for me :C
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 22h
I don't think I'll ever watch this video, because there's no way it could ever live up to the hilarity of just the thumbnail and title for me. I'm in tears 🤣
A video asking 'Could a Victorian Child Survive Taco Bell?' and the thumbnail is a presumable Victorian boy on one side, and a taco bell burrito on the other side.
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 13h
you still have qt babe
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Kevin 🌑 and the Suspicious Pumpkin 🎃 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 17h
I don't know a single thing any more
Three Red Slimes and Five Red Slimes appear!
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Dee @soulofcinder.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Horryfying ass baby 😱 #addamsfamily #wednesday
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know what they say, drunk drivers don't hit the same girl twice... or something like that can't wait to get back on a bike
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they're only worth what someone will pay for them... so wear them around, no panties, and find a jean connoisseur + chaser to buy them for a grand...
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
well now i guess i take it back! I've never felt this way and i don't know why you posted from my account to agree. I wouldn't even know what this is... that ain't me.
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pathological demand avoidance is a hell of a drug
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Local Catgirl @localcatgirlmeow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did a cute flyer for tomorrow's show :3
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's very tasty, thank you 💜
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@REDACTED - التفكير هوه عدو الإنسان الأول 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒔 𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒎𝒚
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tenspd @tenspd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is mostly just to help me be accountable to myself outside my own head When I get low on money I have this brain problem where I dont eat enough in order to make sure there's more food for others This isn't necessary, and I dont need to get into that spiral again. Id like to bake something
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
finally, a good idea out of that company
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tenspd @tenspd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Replayed Undertale and had a blast with it. Gonna stream Deltarune at 10:30p (in a few minutes) Its my first time playing it meow come through :3
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm pretty sure ive been here before 🤔😍🫠
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
im so prepared to make terrible choices. good thing it's past my bed time, i will probably forget these choices and go back to real life. yeah, i better put my phone down before i do anything i regret
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"huh, I'm doing pretty okay for being on my cycle" [moments later] "i will never be good enough for anyone"
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Extra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
in a few months they're going to chop my leg back open and repair, replace, remove, or reinforce my hardware depending on how my healing is doing by then. I didn't even feel the last surgery, and i hope they toss me in a k-hole again but they probably won't 😔
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they can't be attached regular style because there's no regular 8 legs people! they'd have to be ghost legs so they could all overlap at the same hip joint. pssht. you don't even know science.
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
8 human legs, or 8 spider legs? how are they attached? are they symmetrical, and if so in what way are they symmetrical? there's a lot of data needed to confidently answer this question
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah, unfortunately i think that was my short military career as well. i was good at masking & following explicit rules and it did me well. my other neurodivergencies caught up with me by the end of my 4yrs contract and my benefits ended up having me set up for a better life with worse mental health
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
that was in a photo booth at the bar
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Lahan from The Apothecary Diaries: Umm Akshually
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Found Hair Ties @found-hair-ties.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Under the bar
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i feel very left behind in the world right now. i know missing a month of life sitting in the hospital messed me up pretty good, but i feel like it started longer ago. i think a few years back my life changed a lot and my ptsd started making sense to me and now my hypervigilance is more exhausting
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tenspd @tenspd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Streaming some #deadlock in a few minutes. Need to get my Lash on :3 twitch.tv/tenspd
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
and I've got a few with titanium rods running through them! now the archeologist that finds my bones will be like "holy shit! these bones are so fucking sick! check it out y'all!"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
New Study Shows That Bones Are Incredibly Cool
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.
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Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records
Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
9am mental health appointment giving me so much anxiety I can't sleep 🙃
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i am so bad at avoiding digital self harm. i blame my mom somehow.
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hot girl shit
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i need face tattoos. i don't know what yet, but i need them
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😔 careful about moving on too quick, but it can be good to take a break
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you're always radiant 💜
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
don't gotta imagine
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I Seen't It!
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i want to be able to walk around my house naked, but i know at least one of my roommates would be really weird about it... ugh
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the excuse is that you want to!
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Cigarette Classic
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EvanSKVRL @evanskvrl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Important information for Wile E. Coyote & Road Runner shippers:
A photo of Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner nose-to-nose. Caption reads: "I don't know where the post is in question now since I saw it years ago, but to whoever did the post noting that greater roadrunner males do courtship races and then basically said 'which could mean nothing' with this picture of Wile E and Roadrunner...

... I hope you enjoyed Coyote vs Acme."Top caption: "It's actually even better than that"

There is a screenshot of a Wikipedia article that reads: "Until a mate is found, greater roadrunners typically live a solitary life. They are monogamous, forming long-term pair bonds. Breeding season begins from mid-March to early September. Courtship behaviors between greater roadrunners are a lengthy process including a combination of chasing, tail wagging, play-fighting, and acoustic signals."

The bottom caption reads: "No wonder he missed Wile E, they're practically engaged by roadrunner standards."A screenshot of a Google summary of roadrunner courtship rituals. Two sections are circled with arrows pointing to screenshots of Wile E. and Road Runner.

The first is "Food offerings" and points to an image of Road Runner in front of a pile of bird seed set out by Wile E. Coyote.

The second is "Foot chases" and points to an image of Wile E. chasing Road Runner, who is looking back at him with a smile.

A bottom caption reads: "Found it on Twitter but yeah, for someone so smart, Wile has no idea he proposed and Roadie said yes."
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CJ Mlsna @themlsna.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You guys know "I'm sorry, Jon?"
Anguished Unmaking. Loot, imagined as a drooling, bloated, monstrous horror. He says, "I'm sorry, Jace" A human figure is being atomized and drawn into the helix of Loot's tail.
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
da dwifta nevew wemembews to fiww da bwitta
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
for instance we wouldn't find you in a zoo exhibit unless you snuck in
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Gale Galligan @galegalligan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Screencap from Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!. A long-haired schoolgirl holds up her phone and snaps, “There is nothing fun about social media!”
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pizzaship.bsky.social @pizzaship.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
is it Mondays?
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Garfield: Definitely A Monday
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Local Catgirl @localcatgirlmeow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tonight's show was so fun 😻✨️
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tenspd @tenspd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9/11 to those who celebrate Show tonight :3
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
giving my gf a hickey on the neck for kirkmas
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