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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 8h

Looking through your posts and asking myself, would it be safe to fall asleep next to any of these posts?

American army soldier in Vietnam waist deep in swampy water carrying his guns above the waterline

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 15h

This is Industrialized Indifference.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

naps are one of the coolest things you can do. just willingly casting yourself into the subconscious netherrelm marks you as a heroic figure in my opinion.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

going "Yea-eh!" and immediately striking it up.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Avg. Sports Enjoyer: "You got a dream team?" Me: "Oh yeah, baby... I got the dream team." Dream Team: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_T...

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Dream Team (law) - Wikipedia

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

People like to act all smart and aloof, but I bet it'd be real easy to fall in love with a vampire.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

We are finally getting Death Panels!!! 🎉

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's 5:00 am and I am training my houseplants for CQC.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

... your ambitions will get you. Tonight,... Blue Foot Chicken! *Gasps*

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

People born before 1984 are carbon dated by their exposure to Steve Perry Oh Sherrie particles.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Francis Fukuyama getting up this morning and declaring The End of Fashion and the Last Fit.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"What am I to do now? I asked the brutish feline. A slow dismissive blink was my answer.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Updating my CV with "Successfully navigated Drake's Passage" (World of Warsimps)

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hearing David Bowie's Five Years play in the background of a Meta ad talking about avoiding AI doomerism because Meta has 'always brought people together' has earned the marketing team a warm place in hell.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Damn, Charles. I was just thinking meta glasses that constantly itch like raw wool, but you went right for ocular trebuchet hurling diseased cow carcass right into the peepers. Ok, I'm now aware of your game. 👍

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

BEEF H(urricane)? BEEF H(ope)? BEEF H(ives)?

Electric display sign for a resturaunt displaying a clip art taco with text over top reading "BEEF H".

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It's always fun when someone uploads a feature film on the YT with the title like "Lady Space Trucker's Interstellar Battle" and it's just the OG Alien film.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Bout to knick a loaf of bread off the baker's windowsill.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is the post you'll read when its too late to realize that I've been lying in wait just for this moment.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Of my many regrets in life, is that Vincent Price was NOT my Uncle. How cool would it have been to have a spooky unc who could fill you with dread while buying you an ice cream. "You'd better enjoy that cone, Tommy. It might be your last!", but he knows you're in on the joke, so we both just laugh.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Ending correspondence with, "Suddenly Yours," instead of "Sincerely Yours," just to feel something again.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

So gas went up .50¢ overnight. That's pretty cool.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Every big guy I've banged told me this.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It's been 30 years since I saw this originally. I'm dying watching the Cuervo Jones slopaganda. The whole (self appointed for life) President and establishment of the Federal Police Force cuts a bit too close to the bone, watching this in 2026.

Escape from L.A. graphic with a close up of the star Kurt Russell reprising his role as Snake Plisskin. The image is split with a golden halfpipe wave featuring Snake on a surfboard hanging ten with a giant gun.

Snake getting briefed on his mission is shown a VR propaganda video of the Antagonist Cuervo Jones Peruvian terrorist and member of the Shining Path. Cuervo is dressed vaguely like Che Geuvara complete with beret. He stands in a cartoonish utopian landscape with animated flowers and a golden dawn. He holds and kisses a white dove before releasing it toward the camera.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The warning you get when you reach first base with me.

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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

In Arizona alone, a staggering 450,000 people—including more than 100,000 kids—have lost food assistance since Trump's "big beautiful bill" passed. Nationwide, 4.5 million have been pushed off SNAP to fund tax cuts for the rich. That there aren't uprisings in every city, every day, is incredible.

nytimes.com

Arizona’s Food Stamp Crisis Is Coming for the Rest of the U.S.

The number of people who receive nutrition assistance in Arizona has dropped significantly in a matter of months.

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Michelle 🦋 @michellesmoody.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I miss the simpler days when all you had to worry about were either 50 foot tall spiders invading town or some murderous gloop in the shower drain.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Can't wait for the election ads are done so I can get back to watching online gambling and 4WD dick pill ads.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

When he whispers in your ear, "You are now paired" just like your ChiiKAWA singing BT speaker

close up of skin with goosebumps perked up

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

To the waiter when you see your date get out their Omni Consumer Products rewards card.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

2026. Its now easier to test your smack for Fentanyl than it is to know if lettuce will give you smooth shits

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Owe my Dad an apology. Turns out I was a deadbeat son after all. RIP King.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Gear slotting tank armor before getting my ass chewed out.

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The Left Hand of John Brown @lefthandofjb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

@haleyformi.bsky.social what a pathetic performance

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

That rich guy you been seeing must have let you down. so welcome back baby, to the poor side of town...

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Sat down at my computer this morning and right in front of my keyboard was an insect thorax, nothing else. No head, no legs. This is like when producer Jack Woltz found a horsehead in his bed. Chilling.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I see Lara Croft's AI ass is still out there messing with women's self-esteem

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