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That's some nice context you've got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.

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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 1h
This shit nearly ruined me.
screenshot of youtube page featuring a video titled "Two men build a luxury mud house in rainforest for living with a private swimming pool" The right column shows several more of these "primitive" mudbrick homes with built in swimming pools.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you could have purple girlfriend, why wouldn't you have purple girlfriend?
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I keep blockin' the AI sloppin', and it's becoming a full time job
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Liberty Bibberty is on the flight logs, hundreds of times. 👁️👁️
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm standing behind you. Just beyond the pooping curtain.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is making mincemeat pies out of clients a bit too real for the barber shop set?
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
will you hold my Takis Fuego Orb for a minute. I have to wash my hands
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
watching people pick over an estate sale variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
David Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger
David Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
vibes based countries
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
geometry ass map
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
was going to post my 9 hr Hannibal Lecter vs. AI vlogcast today. think I'll sit on it until this heat dies down.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/pixl...
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looking through your posts and asking myself, would it be safe to fall asleep next to any of these posts?
American army soldier in Vietnam waist deep in swampy water carrying his guns above the waterline
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is Industrialized Indifference.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
o.k. buddy...
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
...the fall of mankind
The OG Night of the Living Dead. Scene showing two zombies eating entrails.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never put a t-square in a movie, is my analysis. Though I've not seen the movie, my feelings are still quite strong.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stomp, clap, heyying as I rhythmically stab myself with GLP-1 injectors.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
👻 I am the ghost of dead skeets 👻 💀 I dwell in the replies of perished posts 💀 ☠️ Ce post est mort ☠️
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Someone has to make the difference Between the seeming and the meaning"
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
naps are one of the coolest things you can do. just willingly casting yourself into the subconscious netherrelm marks you as a heroic figure in my opinion.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So true, King. Slay!
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
she needs to take him in just like lady liberty did her unwashed masses. 🦅🗽
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nother Mature, doing her best to save us from ourselves.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
looks like an SCP containment area. probably fine.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'd rather cut my gums out with the shards of my grandmothers fine china than listen to these Habsburg wannabes whinge about who held a fart the longest.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Food designed to be thrown at your enemies, and nothing more.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Skeetr, I need a band aid on my pee pee. Halp!😭
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that Tom Sexton laughing in the background?
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it cake?
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A Swear-Off sounds like fun. kinda like scream therapy but with a very funny byproduct.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune: Your Mom
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
vag dot ru?
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What is up with Augustus Gloop's painted hairline and Leno obviously sneaking a peek at Newsome's tarmac ass?
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hannibal Lecter makes a Doom Liver Pâté and Testicle Kahlua Shooters out of RDJ's naughty bits. I saw it in the script before I rejected the role.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Check out my costume, y'all.
An apple dangling from thread with a grey poison dripping off it. The poison drips in the shape of a foreboding skull.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the propaganda slop era is upon us and it's going to be automated to misdirect and dissolve any coalition. this alone is enough to shun it from existance
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never seen forrest gump nor heard this song. I'm one cultural artifact away from perfect enlightenment.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
going "Yea-eh!" and immediately striking it up.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Literally worse than the Kennedy dynasty. Just take out Luke from a sandy knoll and we'll be done with it.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She could fix us
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So they passed over Bruce LaBruce?
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean,... who's milkshake brought the boy to the yard?
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1:45 when the camera locks in on him and the song just rips is utterly surreal.. Another greatest moment in American courtroom proceedings.
Couple dividing assets in divorce court cir. 1999. The assets are a large pile of Beany Babies stuffed animals in the middle of the court floor.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sir, this is a Wendy's helpline.
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Odd since my nickname is the Lathe of Luv. You'd think I'd know. 🤷‍♂️
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This joke going over my head like a 747 over Capetown's DHL Stadium
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CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have they tried AI?
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