CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If you could have purple girlfriend, why wouldn't you have purple girlfriend? 010
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I keep blockin' the AI sloppin', and it's becoming a full time job 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Liberty Bibberty is on the flight logs, hundreds of times. 👁️👁️ 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I'm standing behind you. Just beyond the pooping curtain. 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Is making mincemeat pies out of clients a bit too real for the barber shop set? 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 09/10/2026will you hold my Takis Fuego Orb for a minute. I have to wash my hands 020
Reposted by CorruptionPlaguedInfluencerJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h... 712073505
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026watching people pick over an estate sale variety.com/2026/tv/news...variety.comDavid Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. MergerDavid Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed. 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 08/10/2026was going to post my 9 hr Hannibal Lecter vs. AI vlogcast today. think I'll sit on it until this heat dies down. 020
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Looking through your posts and asking myself, would it be safe to fall asleep next to any of these posts? 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is Industrialized Indifference. 051
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Never put a t-square in a movie, is my analysis. Though I've not seen the movie, my feelings are still quite strong. 110
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Stomp, clap, heyying as I rhythmically stab myself with GLP-1 injectors. 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 06/10/2026👻 I am the ghost of dead skeets 👻 💀 I dwell in the replies of perished posts 💀 ☠️ Ce post est mort ☠️ 120
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Someone has to make the difference Between the seeming and the meaning" 110
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 04/10/2026naps are one of the coolest things you can do. just willingly casting yourself into the subconscious netherrelm marks you as a heroic figure in my opinion. 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026she needs to take him in just like lady liberty did her unwashed masses. 🦅🗽 010
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nother Mature, doing her best to save us from ourselves. 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026looks like an SCP containment area. probably fine. 010
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'd rather cut my gums out with the shards of my grandmothers fine china than listen to these Habsburg wannabes whinge about who held a fart the longest. 030
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Food designed to be thrown at your enemies, and nothing more. 010
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Skeetr, I need a band aid on my pee pee. Halp!😭 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is that Tom Sexton laughing in the background? 110
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A Swear-Off sounds like fun. kinda like scream therapy but with a very funny byproduct. 010
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What is up with Augustus Gloop's painted hairline and Leno obviously sneaking a peek at Newsome's tarmac ass? 010
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hannibal Lecter makes a Doom Liver Pâté and Testicle Kahlua Shooters out of RDJ's naughty bits. I saw it in the script before I rejected the role. 010
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the propaganda slop era is upon us and it's going to be automated to misdirect and dissolve any coalition. this alone is enough to shun it from existance 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've never seen forrest gump nor heard this song. I'm one cultural artifact away from perfect enlightenment. 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026going "Yea-eh!" and immediately striking it up. 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Literally worse than the Kennedy dynasty. Just take out Luke from a sandy knoll and we'll be done with it. 010
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I mean,... who's milkshake brought the boy to the yard? 000
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 26/09/20261:45 when the camera locks in on him and the song just rips is utterly surreal.. Another greatest moment in American courtroom proceedings. 020
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Odd since my nickname is the Lathe of Luv. You'd think I'd know. 🤷♂️ 020
CorruptionPlaguedInfluencer @pixlshft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This joke going over my head like a 747 over Capetown's DHL Stadium 120