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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like to think the Pope is up past 2 AM in Vatican City watching his White Sox come from behind to take 2-0 lead over the Guardians. Maybe he is forcing a few befuddled Cardinals learn about baseball.
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
should've stuck with a white wine spritzer
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The Simpsons: Homer Simpson Wants a White Wine Spritzer
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what about Purdue?!
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Purdue Pete Booty Dance
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
huh. if only there were some explanations for those steep drops in US favorability. What could have happened in those years
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Beavis and Butthead Laughing on Couch
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Ralph Wiggum: Me Fail English? That's Unpossible
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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The Dude Stirring His Drink
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
the american paradox
truck that says "puritan bakery best buns in town"
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Kathleen Bachynski @bachynski.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Get away from me right now," King, a retired U.S. Army captain who served in Iraq and earned both a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star, can be heard telling the three male guard members in the video as they approach her on the bench. "You have absolutely no authority to detain me."
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A veteran was detained by the National Guard in her front yard. Now she's suing
Military veteran and D.C. resident Anna King has filed a $3 million lawsuit against the Idaho National Guard, saying three guard members assaulted her while detaining her in front of her home.
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 03/08/2026
Good lord I wish some of you could read on this text based social media website.
Yeah. This is Jack Dorsey saying Twitter wants to be AT Protocol, not a product. Here we are, and that’s Bluesky in big ways, but it is also a product. People know what that logo means. Political pundits say “the Bluesky crowd,” and that signifies whatever they want it to signify. I’m just wondering if you want to break that branding in any meaningful way.

Yeah, we want to expand it. “Breaking” is maybe the wrong word, but yes, we want to expand more and more so that Bluesky means not just one thing, not just liberal politics, for example. I will point to sports as an example from the last year. We’ve made a very concerted effort to bring on sports leagues and sports writers, and it’s worked really well. There are a ton of sports conversations now on the app, and those people come here for the sports, not for the liberal politics. It’s possible to expand.
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You load 16 lines and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People (Music Video)
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
ugh. bank just ruined the budget tool they had for some ai slop dashboard would love if enshittification could avoid some aspect of modern life
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
favorite part of oatmeal in the morning is the 2 second difference between a clean cook and oatmeal lava covering everything
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
really makes you think when someone isolated in solitary confinement craving human interaction blocks you
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Definitely cheese & ennui
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I thought it was BBQ spare ribs?!
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Donut go gentle into that good night. @theonion.com
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's great how "Diarrhea Sweeping the Nation" is the kind of mock headline you'd envision happening as a joke when you learned RFK Jr. was the country's health czar.
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'd love to see anyone in the Trump admin survive a Saturday night at the wrigleyville Taco Bell
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
if Joe Biden had visibly had a stroke, Jake Tapper would've done a Mishima on the West Wing and the Secret Service probably woulda let him
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Blockchain Jesus will save you!
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Sonny Loughran™️ @sonny101.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I went to CPAC GB for The Economist. It was... interesting
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
lol HL certainly had a way with words bsky.app/profile/roge...
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 13/07/2026
JKR and her new org apparently helped get the new Amnesty International report on how TERF organizations destroy lives taken down from their site. Well, guess what? The Streisand Effect is real. Here's the entire report in a thread. Read it. Share it.
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Bubblegrunge is dead, long live bubblegrunge
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Caitlin Cooper @caitlinmaycooper.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Me, reading the headline: this makes no sense Me, reading the byline: oh, this makes sense
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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South Park Characters Bouncing on Testicles
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Indeed. We are not forcing upon Graham the memory of him being a villain, a coward, and a malignant presence in the country; that was the legacy he chose again and again. He earned our contempt, as has everyone else on his path.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
anubis furry cartoon 

first panel to whaddup, it’s ya boi anubis, back at it again with another soul unboxing video 

2nd panel anubis weighing a heart and feathers the feathers are lighter 

“now as you can see, this one is a lot heavier than a feather, which longtime viewers will know is really bad haha
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sex, drugs, and my reservation of Yesteryear is finally ready for pickup?! Great little Sunday morning
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Let's ask Mitch his opinion
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Dr. Genevieve Guenther (she/they) @doctorvive.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm finally digging into the cross tabs underlying the @searchlightinst.bsky.social memo telling Dems not to talk about climate change. It surprised me, but may not surprise you, that the memo lies about what US swing voters actually said in the polling. Let's have a look, shall we? 🧵
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The First Rule About Solving Climate Change While battleground voters overwhelmingly agree climate change is a problem, addressing it is not
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September 22, 2025
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The rhinestone cowboy?
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"President Trump had strong words for Iran while at the NATO summit"
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WIRED @wired.com · 07/07/2026
As part of Meta’s Muse Image model rollout, Instagram users with public accounts need to opt out to block AI generations of their content. www.wired.com/story/meta-n...
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Meta Now Lets Anyone Use Your Instagram Photos in AI Images—Unless You Opt Out
As part of Meta’s Muse Image model rollout, Instagram users with public accounts need to opt out to block AI generations of their content.
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Best US player got a harsh call against him late in the last game that would have removed him from the next tourney game. FIFA just waived the game suspension so he can play.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"
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pitschni.bsky.social @pitschni.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Jurassic Park: Big Pile of Shit
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Dan Nye @ohhidannye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I just realized, if it *does* happen tomorrow, then the prophecy will come true:
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Emotional photo by @joshsisk.bsky.social - who somehow wound up on Air Force One - of the President and his daughter upon sunrise over a very different America than the one we woke to 24 hours ago. #ID4
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Aaron D. Proctor @racetoperu.neocities.org · 03/07/2026
Hydration Break! @sickoscommittee.org @sickosfc.bsky.social
A coach gets mayo dumped on him after winning the Duke's Mayo Bowl
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Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls @jtwashin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Pausa de Hidratacion during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show
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