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pithywitty

@pithywitty.bsky.social
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longtime misanthrope, incomplete asshole, unapologetic word nerd, overly critical thinker, vegetable-averse vegetarian, and indoor nature enthusiast with socialist leanings and animal hoarding tendencies from good ‘ol deep-blue anytown usa

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maya (@maya_kristen): 

"If white characters were written the way white authors describe POC in novels:"   

"Karen wrapped her mayonnaise-colored hands around the ceramic mug and lifted it to her nonexistent tent lips. Her Tide Pod-hued eyes narrowed when she realized she'd forgotten to ask for a manager."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
salva_tion4all: Why does it seem like most Democrats hate Christians, just a question   anniew1956: Democrats don't hate Christians. Most are Christians themselves. What they hate are people who spew Bible verses on Sunday, deport humans on Monday, shoot bystanders on Tuesday, tax the poor on Wednesday, take food from children on Thursday, think it's ok for children to die in schools by a shooter on Friday and take healthcare from the sick on Saturday and, then, start spewing Bible verses again on Sunday. Rinse and repeat.
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s a fair point; if you have empathy, you probably aren’t going to build an empire on the backs of your fellow-man.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 04/10/2026
More #cat costume ideas for Halloween. #cats #caturday
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you’re feeling sad, remember your C6 vertebra; it’s happy to support your head every single day. Original post
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Be like the Bear 🐻 Enjoy Nature
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FACT CHECK: TRUE
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
QUESTION: Did somebody use AI to add this very clear bulge to this photo of Jon Hamm and if so do we know what specific software they used and how a person could use it for his own photos of himself
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Punctuation saves lives Original post
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's inconceivable to me how someone who lost in a free & fair election can incite an angry mob to attack his own government, (the very definition of treason) & be allowed to run for any office ever again.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
You can piss off some of the people all of the time, and all of the people all of the time. It's way easier to piss people off than please them.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Morning Kitten
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Caturday
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
justinstaggs   
If you get attacked by a bear, your best bet is to dive down its throat and operate it from the inside like Voltron. You’re the Bear Captain now. Take that motherfucker through the Taco Bell drive-thru.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The moment a cat mimics a dog just to grab its owner’s attention. Original post
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tropicalscream   
finger-licking good   and its ontological opposite:   toe-sucking evil   catgirl-kaiju   
Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat   braggygylenhaal   
It's not too late to delete this
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Enshittification
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
stacked three-panel image comparing different pets and their attack behavior.

    Top Panel: A Doberman Pinscher sitting attentively, with text to the right reading: "I attack on my owner's command"

    Middle Panel: A German Shepherd lying down attentively, with text to the right reading: "I attack if my owner is threatened"

    Bottom Panel: A black cat lying down with a flat, direct gaze, with text to the right reading: "I attack my owner"
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Comparing him to 47 is highly insulting... to Jabba.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morning Kitten #Caturday
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’ve never seen a cat so clearly roll its eyes. Original post
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morally vacant and beyond redemption; they continue to defend him.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
William Shakespeare

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Fine. Thou art a sticky, uncomfortable mess and thou goest on and on interminably. Art happy now?
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@danboriscreates.bsky.social
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Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Donald Trump may not think he’s a Nazi, but Nazis sure think he’s a Nazi and that’s speaks volumes.
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Mr. Ron @mrrevron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is how stupid our moronic president sounds. What a total Idiot and disgrace.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bear mama makes herself comfortable: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: The Weather Channel
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Putting your principles first.
In September 1964, the Beatles refused to play the Gator Bowl in Jacksonville, Florida, when they learned the crowd would be segregated.
The city backed down.
The show went ahead - integrated.
Bringing that up this week for no reason in particular...
Music has always
been bigger than just music.
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philsmithcross.bsky.social @philsmithcross.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man, it's a good thing Ed Sheeran decided to steer clear of politics, that worked out well for him
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Mushrooms are neat because some are like "I'm delicious in a salad", some are like "I will kill you", and others are like "I will show you the face of god, immerse you in childlike wonder, and also you like The Grateful Dead now"
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Halloween Reminder 🎃
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Our health care system in America is disgusting. A clear indication that our government doesn't give a fuck if we live or die.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Weaponized moseying. A leisurely pace, intended to annoy and sabotage.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They live in a false reality they have built around themselves…..
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Always be a little mean to men or they'll mistake basic human decency for flirting
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cartoon Animal
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@_bilaire

name a better show idea, i'll wait

@Grilledmelt

Shark Tank, but it's just a big tank of sharks and the show is different billionaires being tossed in periodically.
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