Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Kash Patel looks like the kind of guy who pees at a urinal with his pants pulled down to his ankles and then can’t figure out why people look at him funny.static.klipy.comKash Patel's Wide EyesALT: Kash Patel's Wide Eyes 100
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m at the age now where every damn time I check my phone someone is either dead, or dying. lol I’m so tired of the “I’m at the emergency room” texts or “guess who died”. I don’t want to play that guessing game lol 130
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Donald Trump may not think he’s a Nazi, but Nazis sure think he’s a Nazi and that’s speaks volumes. 28635141
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Today ive been a dad, an uncle, and a husband. I did all the things. And really I just want to be a fat guy watching football now. lolstatic.klipy.comElmo's Long Exasperated SighALT: Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh 020
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Me and my main homie got Parkridge on lockdown. lol. No snacks or food trucks in or out without us knowing. 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Showing up on Friday like…static.klipy.comDone ImALT: Done Im 020
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You think he’s just being silly renaming Lake Ontario to lake America? Don’t be silly. This is about claiming fresh water and the coming North American water wars. Mark my words. 010
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Go ahead and name your half lake America. We gon name our half lake suck a dick lol 010
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Alberta separatists are basically just jonesing for a good colonization. It’s in their blood. 🤣🤣 The pattern: 1. “Screw this country.” 2. Get on a boat. 3. Arrive in Canada. 4. Take land that wasn’t empty. 5. Build a new identity. 6. Get mad at Ottawa. 7. Repeat steps 1 and 6 forever 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Read an article where a gentleman said that rich people should get more than one vote. I think that poor people who are directly affected by cuts to social programs should get five votes. Weighted voting based on vulnerability. The fairness argument would be lobbied by the rich so fast. lol 130
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 30/07/2026A very happy birthday to my current wife. With love. 🤣 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 30/07/2026He shoots he scores!! It’s my Wife’s birthday today. 48 yrs old. Wow she’s like an old cougar chasing around a young man like me. Anyway… I forgot a card. So I found a Valentine’s Day card I forgot to give her. And I repurposed it. lol 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Don’t even ask if I’m getting the Ray-Ban Meta glasses unless they are coming out with the Hanson Brothers edition lol 132
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Them: He has dementia!! Me: Maybe he doesn’t. Maybe he’s just an evil cunt. 230
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Wife: I noticed you’ve been lifting a lot of weights lately. Me: just want to be healthy after being sick. The real reason? My fear is that as I get older, I’ll no longer be peaceful, I’ll just be harmless. That id not be able to protect my family if I had to. It’s inevitable, but not today. 200
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 05/07/2026*sunday morning* Wife: we are going for a walk around the lake. Want to come? Me: no. I’ve got yard work to do. Sorry. *watches them drive away* *proceeds to fry massive amounts of butter and salt with small pieces of potato and sausage mixed in as a garnish* 130
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 03/07/2026One type of person loves having family friends, and loves doing couple things. The other type of person is a husband. Now cut that shit out!! 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Another piece of my Canadian childhood is gone. I remember knowing I was up too late at my grandmas on the weekend when this show started Friday nights. lol RIP Tommy Hunter 020
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Sometimes I just watch shows or listen to music that seem out of character for me. I do it because it doesn’t remind me of anything. And at my age, it’s not easy to find things that don’t remind me of something or other lol 010
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 30/06/2026We have a king sized bed. Almost endless space. We may as well have a twin bed for all it matters to my wife. 110
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I did my first weight session after almost dying of pneumonia. lol I asked copilot to do a beginner workout for me. And I’m making almost dying a habit. I guess I just live in the tub now bc I’m not getting out of here lol 010
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 29/06/2026It’s not that I hate my job. I quite like it most days. But 7 am on a Monday morning, anything other than a warm bed isn’t all that enjoyable. I’ll be a much better employee at 230 pm. Promise. 010
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Sometimes I just walk in on a Monday morning, look at what’s on the agenda for the day, and grab my coffee and start looking at other jobs that are available in the job back for twenty minutes until my soul is properly numbed to the fuckery. 010
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I don’t always watch soccer, but when I do it’s to ask things like: what happened? Why did they stop the game? Nobody touched that guy why’s he laying on the ground? Is that good? What’s extra time? And to cheer for Canada. 🇨🇦 Congratulations!! #canada #worldcup2026 120
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I’ll start watching Soccer when there is no longer that one douche who can’t wait to jump in, in every conversation ever, and say “you know, in every other part of the world it’s called football” 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Imagine if you got a knock at the door and some dude tells you to get ready, you’re going back to earth. Uhhh… this is earth. No, silly, this is heaven. The afterlife. And it’s time to go back for another life. Fucking excuse me?! THIS was Heaven?!static.klipy.comConfused White Persian Guardian ShrugsALT: Confused White Persian Guardian Shrugs 010
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I think I matured in marriage when I realized that my wife could have done so much better than me, deserves much better than me, but chose me anyway, so I better work my ass off so she never regrets her choice. P.S (She will regret it sometimes, but she will look back and say “he was fun”) 🤣 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Why is trying to catch celebrities, namely female, in bikinis and posting their pictures a thing?! Obviously I’m an old man with low testosterone bc when you remove the testosterone from the men and the cattiness from the women, it’s a really weird out of bounds thing to do. lol 020
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Wow. Philadelphia really drafted Frankenstein’s monster in the first round of the draft. lol That kid is huge!! 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I’m just here to see if the Sophie Cunningham point is a GIF lol 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The Saskatchewan Roughriders are having a tough night. It’s been an exciting game so far though. 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Sandman slim Roland Deschain Eric Carter Daniel Faust Odd Thomas Carl and Donut Harmony Black Xavier Rodrigues Cisco Suarez Harry Dresden Fantasy, urban fantasy noir protagonists. Who’s missing? 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this by Christmas is exactly six months away. Marry half way to Christmas.static.klipy.comTwerking Santa Claus PlushieALT: Twerking Santa Claus Plushie 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My echo show is kind of a catty Rudy poo. I ask her to play my show and Alexa sounds like I’ve just asked her to get up off the couch once she’s just sat down. 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Starting today, I am putting my services forth as the Bluesky AI, Deez. As Bluesky’s resident AI, you can feel free to ask me questions and I will answer you. The same service standards and and quality standards apply as they do to my family. I’ll answer when I’m ready and may not be correct. 🤣 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Officially the coolest shirt I own. lol dungeon crawler Carl. 020
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It has arrived. I’m going to sit outside and BBQ and read the Dungeon Crawler Carl graphic novel now lol 100
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I will die on this hill. Fentanyl was never anything other than population control, if the powers that be didn’t bring it in, they at least allowed it to happen. A way to remove undesirables from society. 021
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I need my Boss to understand that issuing me a calorie free thank you is as meritless as not acknowledging my contributions in the first place. Thank you should always come with cookies or it’s just more empty platitudes. 020
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I need more carbs. I believe my lack of carbs has somehow slowed the rotation of the earth, thus leading to a never ending Monday. 😢 020
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My job enticing me with a pay cheque and another pensionable week to get me to show up.static.klipy.comKim Kardashian Fanning MoneyALT: Kim Kardashian Fanning Money 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Some days I’m picky about my coffee. Other days I don’t care if it was filtered through your grandpas dirty funerary underwear. 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The only things I ever buy myself is books on my kindle. Today I finally used my Christmas, birthday, and fathers days amazon gift cards and bought the first volume of dungeon crawler Carl graphic novel and a new kindle fire 10 tablet. I feel kingly. lolstatic.klipy.comRandy Savage, The Macho King, in CrownALT: Randy Savage, The Macho King, in Crown 020
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My wife took me to the Houston’s brunch buffet today, and now I’m in a food coma by 1 pm. lol 000
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Fathers Day. If you’re lucky like me, it’s raining where you are and you don’t have to do yard work today lol 130
Deez @trappedin1995.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I’m “movies from 2010 still seem relatively new to me” yrs old. 000
