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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 01/09/2026
🪄 insecure direct object reference
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 23/06/2026
Two years ago today... someone rewind time please
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 06/05/2026
I'm feeling like an astronaut... I have two outlooks and neither of them are working
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 06/02/2026
First and foremost Taylor Swift is a comedian at heart
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 27/01/2026
The screams on Daylight Live From Paris are so funny
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 06/01/2026
I need the power to vaporize certain people with my mind...
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 31/12/2025
Alexa, play New Year's Day
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 12/12/2025
Can I borrow someone's time machine?
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 29/11/2025
🎵what must it be like to grow up that beautiful?🎵
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 20/11/2025
The urge to listen to a song on repeat until it stops giving a dopamine hit
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 15/11/2025
I think I was awake for about 6 hours all of yesterday
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Akaash Maharaj @maharaj.org · 10/11/2025
How does Bluesky’s decentralised approach to content moderation set it apart from other social media platforms? I spoke with @aaron.bsky.team, @bsky.app Head of Trust & Safety, with the #Reddit Mod Council, on combatting online disinformation, election interference, & hate. youtu.be/8Jx0WhWPPd0 🖥️
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A Conversation with Bluesky's Head of Trust and Safety, with the Reddit Mod Council
YouTube video by Akaash Maharaj
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 06/11/2025
So when is that "adults need less sleep" thing supposed to happen?
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 25/10/2025
Close To You is feeling a little too relatable rn
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 10/10/2025
Someone should invent subtitles for audiobooks
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 03/10/2025
*trying to keep a straight face* "It's a song about superstition"
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alex 🏎️ ³ misses edinburgh @dontblamealex.swifties.social · 03/10/2025
THE ENDING. I’LL CRY
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 03/10/2025
The Eras Tour outro 😭
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 03/10/2025
Of course track 5 is gonna be too relatable
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 03/10/2025
🎵You'll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you're drowning🎵
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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 03/10/2025
TAYLOR YOUR WHAT
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 03/10/2025
What are the odds Spotify doesn't have an outage in 15 minutes?
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 30/09/2025
I feel like you could create bump maps from all this data... although it wouldn't be worth it for a tiny friendship bracelet charm where the layer height is lower than any of the height variation
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 30/09/2025
The SVG file of The Life of a Showgirl logo is quite something....
Screenshot from blender of The Life Of A Showgirl logo, imported as an SVG. Also visible is the sidebar, where it's been scrolled down a bunch to show it consists of tens of thousands of individual curves.
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 25/09/2025
The most difficult part of exams is trying not to vomit
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 24/09/2025
October 3rd tickets to the Showgirl release party secured 🎉
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 08/09/2025
Unintended consequence of Google updating the Pixel UI: I can now see the burn in caused by the old status bar
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 14/08/2025
186 and the look at the camera
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nude antifa goat @goat.sex · 02/08/2025
discord is a cool app for organizing game and movie nights with your group of like, 10 friends discord as social media or a replacement for community forums and fandoms is just the absolute worst
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Jaz @jazcayz.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Help
Road sign, two directions: "doing what you need to do", and "doing what you want to do", car underneath between the two directions upside down and on fire, "ADHDers somehow doing neither"
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 11/07/2025
The joys of debloating a new device
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 05/07/2025
I don't want an AI that can code for me, I want an AI that would solder header pins for me.
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 25/06/2025
I need an app that will remind me to take my meds as soon as I wake up, but the catch is that I have an extremely irregular sleep schedule
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Carla Prince ❤️‍🔥 @trjumpet.swifties.social · 23/06/2025
what do you mean its been a year? this was like a week ago, right? youtu.be/8P1qVWZ5KhQ?...
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Travis Kelce's appearance on The Eras Tour during 'I Can Do It With A Broken Heart' in London
YouTube video by The Eras Tour Channel
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 23/06/2025
One year ago today... someone rewind time please
Photo of the Eras Tour stage from Wembley Stadium on the 23 of June 2024 (London N3). The photo is taken from the nosebleed section, angled to the front right of the stage. There is already a large crowd surrounding the stage itself, but most of the seats and floor section are empty with people flowing in.
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ʅαυɾα⸆⸉ ✮˙ᴴ🐞| cleveland! ❤️‍🔥 @fateofophel1ia.swifties.social · 23/06/2025
One year ago today I passed out on the floor when this was happening 🙃🤌🏻🫠
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 17/06/2025
Looking down:
do you see this shit Taylor Swift
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 12/06/2025
Does #atproto allow top level domains to be used as handles? A bunch of big companies own their own TLDs, so could a company like Google claim the literal @google handle on #BlueSky?
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 08/06/2025
i'm saving eye contact for marriage
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 05/06/2025
New Year's Day, except all the lyrics are meows
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 04/06/2025
Shopping for a laptop is so annoying here. I don't want a QWERTZ, AZERTY, Nordic, or whatever keyboard
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
none of this would have happened if we disallowed the rename to Syfy
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Melissa (Taylor’s Version) @melissamidnights.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I had the time of my life clowning for rep tv with you! Can’t wait to clown for rep vault tracks!
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 30/05/2025
holy shit. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 27/05/2025
Gracie should celebrate the award by releasing In Between 👀
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 27/05/2025
Just like the Eras Tour
Cropped screenshot of the Swift Alert app. It says Mastermind at the top and "51st AMAs" as the subheading. The game status shows as completed. My score shows 6. Total points possible shows 89.
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beth 𝜗𝜚 @gwsbeth.swifties.social · 20/05/2025
the 7 wonders of the world are cool and all but have you ever seen the eras tour
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 20/05/2025
Red should've been on the Red set
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PitchforkAssistant @pitchfork.fyi · 16/05/2025
Murderbot is pretty relatable, especially the stuff about eye contact
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