goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 09/09/2023Mercury's in Gatorade and my cats are in alignment. What does this mean for the apple harvest? 010
Reposted by goatless-goatherd𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2023*goes back in time* *goes forward in time* *goes back in time* *goes forward in time* *goes back in time* *goes forward in time* - parallel parking a time machine 924573
goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 30/07/2023The flute is canonically trans because it's somehow a woodwind 020
goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 29/07/2023Holy fanfic Batman! I have feelings about good omens 2 010
goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 11/07/2023At least in Indiana your church can have snakes 120
Reposted by goatless-goatherdprimevil @primordial.bsky.social · 08/07/2023You'd *think* this would just be engagement bait until someone spends 45 minutes digging in their heels about it at a party ... 152
goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 29/06/2023I bought a polo shirt to dress business casual. But now I just look like the "fun" kind of religious homeschooler. 000
goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 26/06/2023Nearly 200,000 bluesky users and not a braincell between us. 020
Reposted by goatless-goatherddoug @goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social · 25/06/2023the bottoms meet at the topless bar 1324
goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 25/06/2023Definitely. And a very misleading scene introducing the parents to the "kids" 110
goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 25/06/2023@felicityflex.bsky.social T4T Hallmark movie about a trans femme from the city that goes home to her small town for Christmas and falls in love with a soft boi from the country ends with a gay urban farm. Call it Felicity navidad 220
goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 24/06/2023Lesbian sex is just putting your nipples together and whoever's biggest is the winner 031
goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 24/06/2023The wind is so homophobic right now. Blowing a storm in on pride (straight) 030
goatless-goatherd @pippin.bsky.social · 22/06/2023How many birds can fit in a suitcase? And how many birds can you release in an airport before you're on the no fly list? 120
