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@pio.cat
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Professional cat, human being in training. ⛓️💙 Proudly owned by @zephyrtiger.bsky.social. +18 content in @spicy.pio.cat

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Spicy Pío @spicy.pio.cat · 24/09/2026
And today we say goodbye to the pillory. :( It's been fun, but we're moving, we don't have space for it in the new place and couldn't find a new owner... so off to the collection center it went! Rest in pieces 🥲
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Soy camarero @soycamarero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
El cliente NO siempre tiene la razón, tiene la razón quién tiene la razón y punto, dejen de normalizar la malcriadez y la mala educación simplemente porque están pagando por algo.
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"SPACE" one for me
Tim Curry smiling in space
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Manuel Jaime @manueljaime.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026
Odio y asco eterno a los carteles hechos con ChatGPT. Estoy en el punto en el que veo que algún bar pone en la puerta el menú color mierda típico hecho con IA y paso de largo. Si no se esmera lo más mínimo en eso asumo que tampoco en la comida ni en el servicio.
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Pío @pio.cat · 22/08/2026
Moving NSFW stuff to @spicy.pio.cat - see you there!
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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Pío @pio.cat · 17/08/2026
Pàrquing accidentalment català a Suïssa
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Pío @pio.cat · 16/08/2026
Studying to improve my chess and right now my favorite topic is paw(n) play.
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𝕲𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖑𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖙𝖔𝖘 🧙🏻‍♂️ 𝔊𝔢𝔫𝔦𝔬 𝔡𝔢𝔩 𝔐𝔞𝔩 😈🧞‍♂️ @gandalfrutos.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Buenas tardes y buen viernes tengáis.
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Pío @pio.cat · 13/08/2026
Fuck yes!
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Starlyve @starlyve.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Godspeed- 😢
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Federació Balear de Balconing @botquebota.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Tal dia com avui celebram sa festivitat de Sor Elisabet II, patrona des balcons, que des d'allà dalt contempla com baixen es seus. Aquesta temporada deu estar ben orgullosa des resultats aconseguits.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 09/07/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "you pick the worst fuckin' role models"
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is carrying Blue on top of his head. Blue looks wide-eyed and stunned, completely wrung dry and shriveled, hanging limp like a rag.
Narration: How to revive an oversocialised introvert:
1. Gently remove from crowds.

Green gently lowers shriveled Blue into a metal stock pot. The pot's lid is leaning against the pot on the side.
Narration: 2. Place in a chilled, dark and quiet place, away from strong smells and sounds.

Sitting down to wait next to the now lidded pot, Green reads a newspaper.
Narration: 3. Let simmer until normal.

Green turns to look towards the pot as Blue peers out, still not fully recovered but now looking much more like his regular self.
Green: Feeling any better yet?
Blue: A little.
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IsabelDragon @dragonisabel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pio reference sheet!😺
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BasementCon 🔜 Punching The Zombie Horse @handle.invalid · 02/06/2026
Basement Con is proud to be the first con with a dedicated space for our generative AI fans and prompt artists. Panel Room 3 is reserved expressly for AI content and creators. Programming will kick-off with "Ask ChatGPT what firedamp is." Register early for that "7-finger discount" on badges.
Former abandoned mineshaft and now Panel Room #3
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Pío @pio.cat · 28/05/2026
Yesterday I received a parcel with sandpaper and a fleshlight and I'm wondering what was going through the mind of the worker who prepared the package. "What kind of fetish is this?"
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Federació Balear de Balconing @botquebota.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Estimats, estimades, podeu anar fent es canvi d'armari. Comença una temporada més de sa millor lliga del món #BalconLeague26. Sort i encerts a tots es participants 🫶
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🔴 @harleypossum.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
thats so cute @blizzpupper.bsky.social you thought you could run away from me you probably didnt know since you're just a gooner with no allegiance to the artists you steal from, which means you dont follow my antics online, so i'll let you know: im incredibly petty [thread:: 1/6]
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Something wacky that happens occasionally (bad people overlooking all the subtle queer cues in my art 'n then getting upset when it becomes a bit more overt) #nsfw
CW: transphobia
Random guy: "gulp, you're trans?! I thought you were a woman with a dick!"

Circe: "Well, yeah I am a woman with a dick?"

Random guy: "no no like, a CIS woman with a dick"

Circe: "???"

Random guy: "oh god it's woke now- I can't jerk off like this!!!"

Circe:"but..."

LATER


Circe:  "I dunno... I guess I thought it was normal to support the rights of the people making porn for you. Basic respectr and gratitude, yknow?"

Circe's friend: "No dignity."

Circe: "So I hit 'im with the reverse-cum technique, un-cumming every undeserved orgasm. Putting alll that cum back in! Basically, his balls exploded"
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Kane Jamison @kanejamison.com · 20/03/2026
I saw it on march 4th or 5th a tangled mess a braided myth beneath the desk swallowed by the roomba
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026
I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it
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Ryker @sarcasticwolf.net · 09/01/2026
I want to see Macro Falco destroy "AI" datacenters. Make the people happy.
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✨Jolan🐻‍❄️ @jolan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
why do they always draw Macro furries destroying residential buildings but never draw them destroying AI Data Centres?
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✨Hung Nerd✨ @bearybig4u.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The moment I see AI use on your account, I will look at you negatively and will be judgemental as FUCK 😒
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Pío @pio.cat · 13/03/2026
youtu.be/c96tHEFYdnM Drum and bass fans be like "yo this shit is fire"
youtu.be
★ 10 hours washing machine sound ★ Spin cycle (Dark screen) Find sleep, relax, focus
YouTube video by Cozy Sleep Sounds
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Roweland @rowelandfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The vac bed? You mean the pervert laminator?"
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Jaq @jaqpup.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Babyfurs run your cons Babyfurs dance, and win dance comps Babyfurs draw art for cons and make up a good chunk of dealer’s dens Babyfurs are tech moguls Babyfurs are popular fursuiters Babyfurs design clothes. Babyfurs fight for LGBTQ+ spaces Babyfurs do not involve real children in adult spaces
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Pío @pio.cat · 23/02/2026
Small rant: last June I ordered a commission from a well-known furry writer, with an ETA of 25 weeks. They've since told me that they'd start working on it "before the end of the year", then that they'd reach back "by the end of last week", and of course I haven't heard anything since.
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Pío @pio.cat · 20/02/2026
It feels frustrating to see some of my furry Telegram contacts using AI-generated profile pictures, but I think it'd be awkward to talk to them about that. 🤔
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Pío @pio.cat · 09/02/2026
Opening FurAffinity and seeing "Verifying you are human" before I'm allowed to enter is peak comedy.
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Yani Yuri~ | Commissions/Tattoos Open @kireinoyuri.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
SÍ, LO SIENTO JOER xDDD
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✦ Sister Eva @evabeesmith.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
so true
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Pío @pio.cat · 03/01/2026
What do you think is happening earlier, SoFurry coming out of maintenance or Fek finishing Rack 2?
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 24/12/2025
For further context twitter added a button that allows users to generate ai images using existing art posts from artists. It removes glaze and it basically reskins the artwork by using the existing work as a base. Twitter is no longer a safe space for art
example of the new garbage twitter is doing by harishimasan
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Pío @pio.cat · 08/12/2025
Choosing a safeword isn't easy. It needs to be something that you would normally not say at all, and ideally something that would make it clear that the mood is not right for sex or kink. With that in mind, I'm choosing "uwu :3" as my safeword from now on.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a little bonfire, gazing restfully into the flickering flames.
Blue: Do you ever think of the ways your life could've gone differently?
Green: No.
Blue: Like if you could start over with everything that you know now?
Green: Nope. The odds of finding you again in the right place at the right time are way too low.
Blue: You'd rather have me than a new chance?
Green: Having you is the best possible life.
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Draxx @draxxthefaxx.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
🖕 Work 🖕 November cold I prefer this 🤿 ☀️ 🍷 😎 @zephyrtiger.bsky.social @bazzoro.bsky.social @pio.cat
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Pío @pio.cat · 24/11/2025
@zephyrtiger.bsky.social made a new friend yesterday while #scuba #diving.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
How am I supposed to get into Clair Obscur Expedition 33 if the first 32 games aren't even on Steam? Games preservation is dying.
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Pío @pio.cat · 11/11/2025
I have the theory that macro fetish started when an American fur asked a European for their foot size and were told 43.
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Pío @pio.cat · 10/11/2025
#scuba #diving in Chac Mool #cenote, in Mexico.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 01/11/2025
This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
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Saedis @saedis.nasty.dog · 23/10/2025
Be aware that this is the organiser of Club Animals Berlin among other things. We don't need people like this representing the fandom and we shouldn't support them.
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Pío @pio.cat · 22/10/2025
Lady, please...
Pokémon NPC saying "if I'm upset, giving my partner's Poké Ball a little squeeze helps".
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Pío @pio.cat · 28/09/2025
I really wish there was a function to disable reskeets like there was on Xitter. Like, sometimes I follow someone and immediately three quarters of my timeline is the stuff they repost. 🙃
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Pío @pio.cat · 28/09/2025
The build-up to Kinktober is one of the funniest parts of the year for me. I understand the vanilla crowd not wanting to be left out, but come on, guys - "bed" and "selfie" aren't kinks.
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Pío @pio.cat · 20/09/2025
This feels particularly relevant today considering the new Bluesky community guidelines.
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Pío @pio.cat · 02/09/2025
PSA: If you are the admin of a public Telegram group and want to protect it against scammers, check out scamtracking.org/countersignbot. If you just participate in any groups, check with their admins if they have any protection against scammers and ask them to look into this.
scamtracking.org
🤖 Intro to the Countersign bot - Furry Assisted Scam Tracking - FAST!
🤖 What is the Countersign bot? The Countersign Bot is a bot developed by Yumi which does most of the hard work behind the scenes. Group admins can use the bot to protect against automated attacks (v…
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