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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid

@pinkatydid.bsky.social
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the alter ego of @laymanslinguist

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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I thought I had a pretty good grasp of where the US Coast Guard generally hung out and I actually didn't think Venezuela was one of those places
Earlier Saturday, two U.S. officials told NBC News that the Coast Guard was in the middle of an ongoing operation off the Venezuelan coast. It was first reported by Reuters.

The Coast Guard took the lead in the operation, both officials said. The U.S. military supported with helicopters that dropped off Coast Guard personnel and observed overhead, one of the officials said.
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Such a wonderful day to spend at the Hopi cave dwellings in Canyon de Chelly (Tséyi')
The White House dwellings at the base of the canyonA distant shot of the White House showing just how far down the sheared canyon wall it isThe Spider Rock houses high up on the canyon wallA long shot of the cabin walls with the Utes far behind them
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Just saw a TikTok comment rudely asking why Bad Bunny was blushing over "his grammy" flirting with him, like Rita Moreno didn't once pull Elvis just to make Brando jealous because she's Rita fkn Moreno and she knew she could. You'd blush too.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/10/2025
once in awhile i’m reminded of the sad reality that there’s a lot of progress that still needs to be made in liberal circles. they often don’t oppose ICE or deportations, but just the trump regimes brute-ish way of doing them
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
They just called a Mara Greenhouse at the service station and I didn't realize "fantasy novel heroine" was one of the deep red rural naming conventions boomers opted for in the 80s. And my hippie ass SoCal surfer mom picked KATHLEEN?? This is bullshit, stereotypes never show up when you want them 😠
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I just saw an ad for that new terrible Tron movie and the featured review just said BIGGEST SCREEN POSSIBLE lmao
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
joining the war on the dodgers. *sigh* on the side of canada
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Just a quick life-changing road trip nbd (Pictures will remain sideways until morale improves or I figure out how to make this app listen to me)
Prismatic Geyser. Bands of red, orange, dark brown, light brown, all underwater with steam all over it. Forested hills in the background under a blue sky.Bison taking a nap in light golden field with a herd some distance behind himOld Faithful about to blow mid distance away on a clear daySome snow far up in the Grand Tetons on a cloudy day
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I wish adding photos to posts on this app didn't make me want to scream :)
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
POV you try to take a bubble bath but it immediately starts to thunder outside
My dark brown dog sitting in front of a toilet staring at meThe same dog looking sadly down at the floor but somehow still staring up at me
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I like when first dates bring me flowers which leads me to wonder why I always have to scramble to, for instance, knife the top off a plastic water jug in order to keep them alive. This cannot be how other grownups live.
A bunch of pretty flowers in a big plastic jug of water on a table surrounded by books and a lamp
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Just two predators ~15 mins after the hatchery guys showed up to restock the lake. (They did not try to catch a single fish. They just spent 3 hours of enrichment time watching them like an aquarium.)
One brown hound dog and one white hound dog looking intently into the water of a lake while standing on the sandy shore
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The good news: Absolutely nailed my grandma's tomato pie recipe The bad news: I had to bake so many things that it caused a carbon monoxide detector to go off and the fire department had to come and I've been microdosing brain death since I moved here two years ago
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I recently ordered a "personal back massager" 😉😉 if you know what I mean 😉😉😉 but I'm almost 40 and slept on my neck a lil weird last night so now we get to see how much bang I really got for my buck
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Hiking at the ponderosa pine lakes >>
Sandy beach at a blue lake surrounded by ponderosa pines
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The Layman's Linguist @laymanslinguist.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Met another self-described "cunning linguist" on bumble but this one might be salvageable
Him: it's actually true though. I treat language like a blade: beautiful, dangerous, and best wielded with intent.
Me: okay that's actually kinda hot
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
So close, that is a truck
A screenshot of a reply to one of my photos on hinge. The photo is of my truck at a campsite by the lake. The reply says "you look suspiciously innocent...."
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
As always, my favorite oft-abridged quote on patriotism: "My country, right or wrong. If right, to be kept right—if wrong, to be set right." -an immigrant to the US who volunteered to fight for the Union in our Civil War
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Welp, time for leftists' annual tradition of reconciling "cookouts with my friends are fun" with "American nationalism is a plague" Meet back here in 4 months for "bringing families together over a big shared meal is nice" vs "American nationalism has always been a plague" 🦃
JULY 4TH Checklist [picture of a hot dog bun on a late with some veggies]
•Hot dogs
•Beer
•Chips
•The unshakeable feeling ofdread that this country is doomed and there is absolutely nothing we can do to prevent its inevitable collapse
•Ketchup
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy Found-in-a-Box Day to my tiny lil 55lb middle-aged puppy imjustababy.mp4 smolbean.txt
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
These ID photos were taken a few months apart at the same DMV so if you think the person who takes your photo hates you, I just want you to know that they absolutely do. They want you to ugly and they did that on purpose. It's not your fault. You're hot af and they hate you for it.
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Back from my camping trip and looking gorg
Me and braided pigtails in a backwards baseball cap with a scab under my eye and nose with the text overlay saying "tripped over a rock 🤪"
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
What am I supposed to do with this? I am genuinely asking how to have a conversation with the men on these apps. It's like pulling teeth.
Him: Hey there. How are you? 
Me: Oh pretty good, just getting my truck ready for a big trip next week :) how about you? 
Him: That's good. Oh very nice. I'm doing well.
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Society longs for The Giver
Neil @irl_neil . 29 May
I'd rather go to a labor placement center and have a bureaucrat assign me a job than deal with this shit
@weirdal_andalus . 29 May
Screenshot of a job that has a button saying:
Apply on Jooble
Cars 2 and Bolt... @Cars2Fanboy
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Apolitical guy who supports ommunism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I fucking love baseball
Marcelo Mayer jumping up in the old City Connect uniform as a Yankee looks really sad in the background
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
"We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us" goes hard. Abolish ICE.
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
A lil old lady in a mobility scooter who had just yelled at a small child let me go in front of her because I looked "just as pretty as a picture today" and I'm gonna be riding that high for a while even though I think it was mostly because my skirt was ankle-length
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Atima Omara @atimaomara.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
All my linguists are over here but all my baseball accounts are still over there and it's tearing me apart Lisa
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This was the team that won the World Series when I was a senior in high school 💀
Tweet from MLB 
Roman Anthony was born on 5/13/2004. This was how the Red Sox lined up that day 👇
Graphic with Roman Anthony at bat in the background 
CF Damon 3B bellhorn DH Ortiz LF Ramirez C Varitek  RF Millar 1B Daubach 2B crespo SS Reese
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
During Pride Month, the Defense Department announces plans to rename the USNS Harvey Milk. That’s no accident of timing. They’re also considering renaming the USNS Thurgood Marshall, USNS Ruth Bader Ginsburg, USNS Harriet Tubman, USNS Dolores Huerta, and USNS Cesar Chavez, and USNS Medgar Evers.
cbsnews.com
Navy mulls new name for USNS Harvey Milk and ships named for civil rights leaders
The Navy is considering renaming naval ship named for gay rights leader Harvey Milk and others named for prominent Americans.
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Okay so apparently my skin care routine is working like a fkn champ
Scotgirl72

@scotgirl72.bsky.s...
Upset? Your projection is a pathetic trait, child.

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NPR @npr.org · 03/06/2025
A new report tries to capture the true cost of incarceration to families of people behind bars. It found it costs them around $350 billion every year – almost four times the government's estimate for the cost of incarceration.
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Researchers say the true cost of prisons and jails is higher than many realize
A new report tries to capture the true cost of incarceration to families of people behind bars. It found it costs them around $350 billion every year – almost four times the government's estimate for the cost of incarceration.
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The original poster for Goodfellas with Ray Liotta, Robert De Niro, and Joe Pesci wearing suits and looking into the camera over artwork depicting a dead person on the ground. The title is spelled GoonFellas.
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Dot @dotmaetrix.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy pride folks I'm still fleshing out the entries, but here's a list of over 200 retro games (pre-2010) which were made by trans people or which had trans people on the dev team. We have always been here. dotmaetrix.neocities.org/classictrans...
dotmaetrix.neocities.org
A List Of Games By Trans People Before 2010
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
so gun control works is what i’m hearing
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The Layman's Linguist @laymanslinguist.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Raphael Lemkin was a Poland-born Jewish American who coined the term GENOCIDE in his 1944 text where he explicitly states that it does *not* necessarily refer to mass murder but rather any coordinated plan to destroy a society's foundation with the aim to eventually annihilate their people entirely.
Generally speaking, genocide does not necessarily mean the immediate destruction of a nation, except when accomplished by mass killings of all members of a nation. Ilt is intended rather #O signify a oordinated plan of different actions aimed at the destruction of essential foundations of the S of national groups, with the A aim of annihilating the groups themselves. [Lemkin]
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I was born during the Reagan Administration. You can literally see my face.
Not trying to charm a child who has no clue about the world. Go play on the porch c with the puppies. The adults are talking. You are boring.
Bye now.
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Dog & Partridge @dogandpartridge.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Well I won’t read a better post today. Or this year.
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Fuck yeah :)
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
What an odd thing to say @espn.com
Reds' Elly De La Cruz homers after learning of sister's death
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride 🌈🌈🌈 And to my fellow allies: be aggressive in your support. It's what David Lynch would've wanted.
David Lynch as Detective Cole saying "fix your hearts or die!"
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
>controversial new initiative >look inside >it's another war crime
BBC
How the controversial US- Israeli backed Gaza aid plan turned to chaos 1 day ago
CBS News
Controversial new U.S. and Ilsrael-backed Gaza aid effort gets off to a... 4 days ago
w The Washington Post Here's what to know about the controversial new aid program in Gaza 7 day ago
AlJazera
UN, aid groups slam US- Israel-backed initiative after deadly rush in Gaza 4 days ago
U2 NBC News
Head of controversial U.S.-backed Gaza aid program quits citing.. 5 days agoAid distribution site in Gaza
Reuters
Israeli attack near aid delivery point kills 30 in Rafah
31 minutes ago
The Washington Post
Here's what to knOW about the controversial new aid program in Gaza
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Poor guy can't catch a break with women 😔 we may never know why #epidemic
Him: You don't know me that well.
7:09 PM
Me:
And yet here we are
Him: I know, Iknow, you're not interested. You're just like all the rest.
7:10 PM
Me: Yeah, and you're the common denominator. Good luck though.
7:10 PM
Him: That hurts.
7:11 PM
Me: Maybe an opportunity for reflection thenMe: I meant why did you call me
Him: Accident.
8:53 PM
Him: l'm going to ghost you.
10:01 PM
Him: It's happening right now.l'm never going to talk to you again after this period right here.
10:02 PM

Sunday, June 1
12:02 AM
Me: Sorry, didn't see this now.
> Enter message G 小"
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Now I'm being forced to spend a week in Vegas because my so-called "lifelong best friend" is turning 40 and this is his dream vacation and apparently I "love him very much" and "am beyond happy to celebrate a wonderful person who I value greatly," or whatever. View's pretty good though.
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
After hiking at a 9000' elevation all morning I found a snow melt runoff river. The water is ice cold, the sun is closer than it's ever been, and in this one moment there exists no person more content than I.
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The Linguist Formerly Known As Pinkkatydid @pinkatydid.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
One thing I love about being a Red Sox fan is that we love hating even more than winning, and I have the data to prove it! When the Red Sox finally won the World Series after 86 years, people in Mass were nearly 3x as likely to google "Yankees Suck" than "Go Sox" and I think that's beautiful.
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