Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 11/10/2026Slightly overcooked my spinach omelette but it didn’t stick 🥳 1150
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026Ok who fancies answering a riddle thought up by a deranged stripper on crack and walking away with a dusty bin 030
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026I’m supposed to be listening to the recipe but then I looked at his arms and THEN I was just trying to work out what room he’s in 4380
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026I can’t see the Esso prices on Google maps but at least I can flounce in and out 2351
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026Does Hyacinth know her postman used to be Herr Flick (2) of the gestapo? 1110
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026Well now I can’t remember what this was but it must’ve been good 0140
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026Tonight: giant insects and weird creatures terrorising shoppers in a Tesco Express 180
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026Watching GoldenEye on ITV. Bond: Your predecessor used to leave a bottle of cognac… M: I prefer bourbon 4532
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026How many times has he been booked for an appearance and then it's a bit awkward but they've already sold the tombola tickets so they don't say anything 070
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah they do that when you spell their name like that when it’s right there in the screenshot you dumb fuck 1140
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026What site are you on right now Jon? Oh, it's just... 1140
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026Price history of the office chair I’ve got my eye on. Any day now 050
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026This guy must be the most forgettable person because in Man About The House he dated Chrissy under 2 different names and then George and Mildred bought the house next door and he was going under yet another name and nobody said anything 1110
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026Here’s the tuna Piffle Salad. The main feature is crushed potatoes air fried with a spray of oil. #SundayRoast #Vegan #GrealishSexTape 5310
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026Looks like something you wouldn’t want to yank out too fast 0201
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026Watching To The Manor Born and noticing the little tricks they use to make the manor appear right next to the lodge. The lodge is near me and you can’t see the manor at all 3170
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026If you stick one of these in your pants you can make gays froth at the mouth 1130
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026I’m at the Sidmouth Park & Walk, which I think is just a car park in the wrong place 160
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026My bank now offers access to my credit score and I feel I’m being told off for not being in debt 6310
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026It never occurred to me that Amazon would monitor the batteries in the remote control 060
Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 19/09/2026“One of you wasn’t here” Well Mrs Peacock wasn’t there and you can see her heading off towards the kitchen, but that’s not actually a spoiler 3190
