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There are no sweet treats in the house so I've just had a strawberry cholesterol-reducing yogurt drink when I didn't even need one

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I've just been down to the beach. *Nobody* in the sea. Not a single person! Weird

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Right! 5 days off, I just got paid and I have a 8/10 dick

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There’s a terrible busker in the city centre and I want to cut his guitar strings

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Bluesky glitching just as I’m about to take you all to bed

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Just used Stack Overflow like it’s 2021 or something

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I saw someone say keyboards should have the[: ;] key switched so you don’t have to use shift to get a colon as nobody uses the semicolon. Well actually I do, and I know how;

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I’ve set aside some time on my calendar to clear down some of the 42 tabs open in Notepad now you don’t have to save anything and they all just appear next time

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Me: *Does something that I know generates an automated email* Phone: New email! Me: What the hell is this now? Jesus Christ it never ends! Oh…. Oh yeah ok

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I’m tired and I ache. Someone do me

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Bopped a small child with my basket in Sainsbury’s because I was looking at a grey jogger shorts dick print

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That woman who called the police to report suspicious people near the RAF base sounds like a proper nightmare

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I think someone’s smoking a Lenor Outdoorable Spring Awakening flavoured vape outside my office window

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Today’s pain is fucking American fucking date fucking formats. Everyone just use ISO and let’s end this fuckery

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I feel I could easily take on a fully naked football team right now

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Ok who am I locking up for #Locktober ? £50 deposit, £250 unlock fee

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This guy must be the most forgettable person because in Man About The House he dated Chrissy under 2 different names and then George and Mildred bought the house next door and he was going under yet another name and nobody said anything

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I try not to judge (because who am I to) but it’s tricky when someone on here asks for money to buy cat food because they’ve got 37p to last until October but then they tell everyone about their new iPhone 18 Pro

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I’m charging my car to 100% and it will infuriate someone 😍

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The more I see people moaning about “new” Outlook online, the more I think they should get a proper job

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Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026

Here’s the tuna Piffle Salad. The main feature is crushed potatoes air fried with a spray of oil. #SundayRoast #Vegan #GrealishSexTape

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My answers to the trending questions on here this week are: 2, no, ok but who hasn’t?, 8 and thick, a gazelle

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Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026

If I had a superpower that let me just slightly annoy an enemy, I'd randomly change the stiffness of a hinge in their house so sometimes a door wouldn't close without a push and sometimes it would slam really loudly

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Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m not a fan of Taylor Swift, but that’s ok because you’re probably not a fan of Kiki Dee

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Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Massive increase in spam calls from UK mobile numbers recently?

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Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

Hang on is Huel just Ready Brek with a bit of protein powder?

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I’ve been smelling wood smoke repeatedly over the last few days. Odd, but not impossible. I’ve just remembered this happened last time I had Covid 🧐

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Social media: Bluesky/Eurosky Search engine: DuckDuckGo Browser: Vivaldi Desktop OS: Zorin OS (Linux)

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I’ve got 5 months of below inflation pay rise back pay coming in tomorrow and I decided to spend it on things that would improve my life. So far all I can think of is that I quite like salmon

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I need Fire TV to calm its tits when it can’t detect my remote because sometimes I turn the tv in and pause for a minute to think about biscuits

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