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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦

@pidgezero.one
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Super Mario RPG, Love Live, Animal Crossing, Blue Jays, Mets fan. Speedrunner, software engineer, randomizer developer. Smash 64/Brawl ex-TO, SSC'19 Combo Contest judge. 💚 @seancass.xenogears.info

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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 26/08/2026
remembering this ema plaque I saw at the Suga shrine last year. I hope you find her too, anon. Believe me when I say it's the best feeling in the world
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 21/08/2026
this movie hits different watching it before and then after you fall deeply in love and start a life together with somebody important to you who at one point you never knew if you were going to see again
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 19/08/2026
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 08/08/2026
Meanwhile in Philadelphia
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 17/07/2026
iconic
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 03/07/2026
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 24/06/2026
smrpg randomizer developer
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 24/06/2026
well played, everyone
it has 67 likes
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 16/06/2026
There's a lot to unpack in this post but we're not going to do any of it because I am absolutely losing my mind at the sentence "Real queers don’t even watch baseball, unless it’s the Mets"
A twitter screenshot from some guy saying "Rare W? Real queers don’t even watch baseball, unless it’s the Mets. Quit pushing this woke agenda on people who just wanna go have a beer and a hot dog at a ball game. Sheesh"
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 06/06/2026
Our copies of the shirt arrived today. I gotta say I was floored by all the love you all had for the design, it was just something that popped into my head one day. Thank you all for supporting RPGLB and NAMI!
A closeup of a black t-shirt with coloured line art of a silhouette of Geno looking through forest foliage up at a glowing star, from behind
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 26/05/2026
Free lock screen pic
Looking up at the cn tower from inside the Rogers centre, against a clear sky with the setting sun brightening it's facade with orange
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 25/05/2026
1 hour left until it's time to go back to work!
meme template of the cat saying "I hope I don't get pissed off" next to the "pissing me off factory" where i put the blue jays logo and the mets logo
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 19/05/2026
6 7 is funny
norman Rockwell painting of a guy standing up to deliver a truth bomb that people use for meme posts like this
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 19/05/2026
Joke's on me, huh?
In a cruel twist of irony, the blue jays lose 6-7 to the yankees
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 18/05/2026
a tweet from a yankees fan that says "we just lost the subway series to the mets and this was the score and there has never been anything worse in the world" with a screen cap of the scorebug that says 6 7
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 17/05/2026
In celebration of 2026 being Super Mario RPG's 30th anniversary, I have 7 big announcements! Here's #1!!! (Not doing ETAs on the other 6, stay tuned!)
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 13/05/2026
Happy 30th (north american) anniversary to the best game ever. 🥰
super mario rpg NA box art
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 19/04/2026
catherine mckenna sounds metal af
A tv headline saying "Former minister Catherine McKenna blasts the heads of Canadian oil companies"
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 19/04/2026
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 19/04/2026
google search is not real
People also ask
How do you pronounce "ooooooooooooooooooooo"?
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 23/03/2026
Also hello why is there randomly bombass korean food in Pointe Claire?????
Overhead shot of a bibimbap dish served in a plate made of stone.
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 11/03/2026
"lmao i have a video from 11 years ago where i recited pi with my eyes covered and this is one of the comments on it" and it's a screenshot of someone on youtube asking "how do you beat kirby"
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 10/03/2026
LRT: reminds me of when i had a dream that i was photoshopping something so unbelievably stupid that i was laughing in my sleep and woke up to Sean concerned about me BC he thought I was crying. and from what i could remember about the dream, this was the picture
it's a picture of a beach with a bunch of cloned guys sitting around in laid back positions and their heads are replaced with lenny faces. one guy is upside down in the sky. another is sitting on some other dude
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 09/03/2026
Happy 30th birthday to Super Mario RPG スーパーマリオRPG🍄👞🌟 The most special game I have ever played, and that has brought so much good into my life 💕
Japanese box art of the original game. For the ""ALGORITHM""
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 27/02/2026
this is also not the first time google has tried to punk me with bizarre autocorrect suggestions
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 27/02/2026
for context this is the roman originals dress
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 15/02/2026
saw a twitter post asking "What is the most useless piece of Mario series Information?" and every time I see this question asked I need to respond with a different piece of esoteric SMRPG trivia. Today's answer: Peach joins your party before Mallow (@mariobrothblog.bsky.social might enjoy this one)

In Super Mario RPG, all character animations in the overworld are controlled by the game's internal scripting language. 

For example, Geno is controlled by a script that places him at different coordinates in the inner Forest Maze depending on if the player has followed the correct path or not thus far.

For playable characters, there are two ways to load them into a level: in this instance, Geno is a hardcoded, standalone NPC.
The other way to animate a playable character is to target a recruited party member directly. 

For example, this is used when you encounter Johnny for the first time and your two active allies come out to confront him with you.

Almost all of the time, the former method will be used instead of this one. This method is only used in a few exceptions.
There's one other notable exception:

At the beginning of the game, when Mario plays charades to explain to the Chancellor what happened to Toadstool, instead of loading her as a standalone NPC into the room, she is temporarily added to the party so that the game can apply her animations to the character in slot 2.

This means, technically, Toadstool is the first ally to join the party, not Mallow.
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 14/02/2026
i dont know why but nothing makes me laugh like random brazil flags in completely unrelated online conversations
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 09/02/2026
to be fair, i have also crashed out about the blue jays in a twitch chat
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 31/01/2026
mentally im here (also physically)
An orchestra stage with the musicians getting set up, the logo for final fantasy distant worlds is on a large projector above them
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 20/01/2026
really oughtta make a "randomizer dev mistakes" account
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 11/01/2026
look at how cute my new earrings are
two spherical pearl drop earrings, each pearl has gold trim around it in the shape of baseball stitching
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 09/01/2026
wait hold on they did it in the "view page source" code i've never seen this one before lol
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 09/01/2026
Every so often I go on the dominos canada website to see if this little ascii domino is still there in the development console. I hope they never get rid of it
A screenshot of the development console terminal in Google chrome. It shows a bunch of dots in the shape of a diagonally oriented domino. One side of the domino uses thicker dots than the other to indicate that the two sides are different colours.
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 04/01/2026
everyone in the blue jays discord was flipping this guy off and i didnt realize why at first
it's somebody's wordle results with the correctly placed letters forming a shape crudely resembling a middle finger emoji
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 01/01/2026
The best game ever turns 30 years old this year!!!!!!!
It's SMRPG japanese cover art from 1996
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 14/12/2025
no context early 2010s pidgezero_one
the duck hunt dog poorly photoshopped into a pixelated shiba inu surrounded by comic sans
"many shoot"
"wow"
"such laugh"
"very bad"
"so hunting"
"wow"
"such gun"
"grass"
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 11/12/2025
dril on threads remains undefeated
plagiarized threads post reads:
Food $200
Phone $100
Rent $800
Pencils $3,700
Utilities $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

dril replies:
Love This
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 11/12/2025
look up any famous website url on the wayback machine, go back 20 years, and it won't take long to find a rabbit hole
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 08/12/2025
im 36 years old btw
"Let me get this straight. You think 6-7 is funny?"
"I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not."
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 06/12/2025
you'll rarely see me in anything other than a t-shirt and jeans but tonight I'm cracking out the STAR RHINESTONE HOSE
it's a shot of my leg, darkened by tights and with rhinestones in the shape of stars at various points
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 06/12/2025
my favourite thing about the baseball offseason is that the jayscord is still really active bc we have like 20 people playing wordle every day and half the fun is seeing everyone else's results
a wordle scoreboard that is all black except for a green streak right down the centre. the player did not figure out the wordan empty wordle scoreboard except for a green line on the left side, the user did not figure out the word
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 02/12/2025
I agree, florida winning 2 years in a row is inexcusable
A youtube thumbnail for a vieo titled "The downfall of the stanley cup is embarrassing", it's talking about the actual consumer cup
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 30/11/2025
i need everyone to know that the toronto humane society had a litter of kittens up for adoption and they're all named after blue jays players
it's a listing of cats up for adoption. the same picture of the 5 little kittens is used for each one, their names are "vladdy", "springer", "bichette", "yesavage", and "kirk"
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 07/11/2025
10/10 no notes
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 06/11/2025
i can understand why he didn't crosspost this one over here
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 04/11/2025
my git commits be like
it's a bunch of commit messages that are pretty normal like "init" "release 0.1.0" "cleanup" etc and then there's one in all caps starting with "OMG THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS" that continues offscreen
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 30/10/2025
A church sign in downtown Toronto that says "God's Love Includes Everyone (... EVEN the Dodgers)
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 30/10/2025
in case any of you are curious about what the rogers centre WS watch parties are like, here's how it was on the pedestrian bridge before I even entered the stadium
Discord screenshot:

"theres a bunch of people outside holding up a big banner that says "WHY LOVE ONE BUT EAT THE OTHER?" and it has the jays logo and a chicken on  it"

and there's a random guy behind them singing "CHICKEN IS DELICIOUS CHICKEN IS GOOD" as loudly as he can
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pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦 @pidgezero.one · 29/10/2025
<in a Never Deleting This App voice> never leaving this city
a glass storefront in downtown Toronto has a decal of George Springer with blue wings and the text "dings of an angel"
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