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The Habs going 2-6 at home after we all had to sit through 32 speeches about how they take unique inspiration from the most powerful atmosphere in sports is the funniest possible outcome.

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

"we call ourselves the 'getting over it gang'"

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

a good sandwich and the gym will fix your life

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

so white dudes in toronto have the fakest jobs hmm

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Tie Domi really has been terrorizing this fandom for decades

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

me, as a romantic: can I tell my therapist about you?

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

appalling what passes for 34 these days

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

It's a good week in Canada whenever Connor McDavid is sad

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Gregory and Janine's breakup episode on Abbott Elementary is so important to me. Just a couple of teachers crashing out, I love representation

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

tall men should do more to look like hasan piker

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

$9 banh mi for lunch, I love my walkable city

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I'm getting the targeted ads of a much wealthier person and it feels mean-spirited

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

my student told me to stop ragebaiting him yesterday and now I can't stop thinking of new ways to ragebait him

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

huge news, I'm crossing off "they share custody of their dog" off my white people bingo card

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

a sunny day? in toronto, ontario, canada? is that even allowed

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

what will happen to momtok? 🤫

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

why is steve carell hot now

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

stop posting your gym pictures (I'm jealous)

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

going to do that opposite thing where I post that I've walked 0.5 miles and now I'm eating a sandwich for dinner

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

on the balcony standing in the sun >>>

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

just used "recurring hinge character" in a sentence

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

it's just me and my mouldy owala against the world

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

saying yes but at what cost

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

why do they all look like that?

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

hating jack lowden as mr.darcy is crazy!! also there can never be too many pride and prejudice adaptations

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

we can't be bringing back 2016 makeup, I have eye wrinkles now

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

you could've been hot, but you're not political

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

A group of medium ugly canadian white men have let us down. If you've ever been in the Toronto dating market you would have been emotionally prepared for this

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

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ryan @ryanfancey.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Well now that we can go back to NHL fandom our Leaf hero Auston Matthews captained a gold medal squad and McDavid has yet to win a thing. Wow. Many are saying it.

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

definitive proof Matthews > McDavid

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

hockey players should implant a fake tooth that they can pluck out for a pp advantage

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

why is noah schnapp wearing a team canada jersey at the game? someone get him out of here

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

what's tom wilson's purpose on this team

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

that pp will cost us any momentum, the u.s. is gonna go up 2-0 any moment. on the bright side, no toronto player can be blamed for a canada loss

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

you guys are blowing it 😭

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

this game is gonna be called the way a NHL game is called and that does not fill me with confidence

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shal @phools.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

it's too early to be trying to decipher what Ron MacLean is saying

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