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J. M. Johnson

@phlagm.bsky.social
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Indie game developer. Professor of video game development. Former physicist. Cat dad. jeremymilesjohnson.com

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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quick, give Talarico money so he can afford to make more ads that ask for money!
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OK. The fact that Widow's Bay won more Emmys in a year than anyone ever makes me feel justified in starting all my conversations with "Have you seen Widow's Bay yet?" for the last few month.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is it weird that I have a crush on Patricia from Widow's Bay?
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If you haven't watched Widow's Bay, there is still time to correct this horrendous personality defect.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ugh. Silo season 3 is off to a terrible start. You don't get to start this badly unless you drop a whole season at once. Will I have the will to come back weekly until in two months it pays off? No.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Gotta love those autogenerated subtitles
Alex O'Connor interviewing Rhett McLaughlin saying, "Your wife, if I'm not mistaken, was a student of Bart Ehrman." The subtitles read, "Your wife, if I'm not mistaken, was a student of Bartman."
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms was good. And it just goes to show that if you want to do something good in an established world, you have to do it in the window of time before (or after) some ham-fisted moron screwed up the universe. Or else you have to jump WAAAY back of forward.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A friendly reminder that Double Fine's Psychodyssey is one of the finest pieces of media ever created, and a must-watch for anyone who cares about video games, yet somehow it's also completely free www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Double Fine PsychOdyssey - YouTube
2 Player Productions and Double Fine Productions present Double Fine PsychOdyssey, an unprecedented documentary experience seven years in the making. Ten yea...
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A vampire that’s not Dracula
The alien vampire lady from Lifeforce
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 07/06/2026
Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Comedy Mothership's vibe is sooooo fucked. Having 10 muscle douches wanding me and patting me down before I can go listen to jokes? $12 for a beer? I've been to The Creek and The Cave numerous times and it's sooo much better. This place fucking sucks.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm well on my way to being a solitary weirdo now. There was a mosquito in the bathroom with me, so I shut the door and yelled, "You think I'm locked in here with you? YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!"
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Backrooms was like if House of Leaves were less scary because we spent a ton of time just sort of looking at the monster and explaining it rather than spending the time in the weird space.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So, I got tenure. I'm a tenured professor. I also got a summer research grant and I have a sabbatical coming up!
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
To the gods of Vlambeer, I just want to let you know that your update to make Nuclear Throne playable on Mac again was not in vain. I have been playing it for the past few days once again.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I loved this story about Richard: hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com
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Hyperbole and a Half
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Here's an obscure(ish) Final Fantasy 6 Meme that made me laugh:
"Suplex" with the train meme upside down: It's a reference to the Ghost Train battle in Final Fantasy 6 where the martial artist can suplex the train just like it's any other monster
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Flechette would be a good name for an assassin sex robot.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Okta Verify has two modes for me: 1) Put your thumb on this twice! So safe! 2) The company has decided that if your phone ever dies you will defacto be taking the rest of the day off
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It has been a wild ride for the last six months or so. Holy shit. I only roll 1s or 20s.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Going through a divorce and so I popped my head into the apps. I have come to several conclusions. Here are my tips:
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I went to HONK!TX today. If inly I could go back in time 150 years and plant two live oaks on the slope of that hill…
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STAPLE! The Independent Media Expo @stapleexpo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
STAPLE! 2026 PANEL: Animation and the Humans Who Make It! Join Animators Chris Beaver, Phil Machi, Carlos Mendieta & Johnny Villareal as they talk about how they make what they do, & how through their audiences and teammates they make animation for their fellow people! Moderated by Jeanne Stern.
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Game Developer @gamedeveloper.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Book excerpt: The Game Narrative Kaleidoscope
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Book excerpt: The Game Narrative Kaleidoscope
Narrative designer Jon Ingold shares the foreword to The Game Narrative Kaleidoscope: 100+ Essays on the Craft of Game Writing.
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STAPLE! The Independent Media Expo @stapleexpo.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Have you guessed? @beetlemoses.bsky.social will be a STAPLE! guest! 4/11-12 Mabee Ballroom, St. Ed's, ATX! Beetle Moses (Harris Fishman) is a webcomic artist & illustrator whose surreal humor and vibrant visual voice have made him one of the most distinctive figures in digital cartooning today.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My core self is the average of the Angry Beavers
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? You guys sold me lawn darts when I was 10.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I finally got around to leaving that 1 Star review of Chef Ryan's in Uvalde, TX. If more people had eaten there, THAT would be the tragedy the place is known for.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My thumb is almost totally healed after the break, but I have a weird hypersensitivity in it now. I can quite clearly feel my fingerprints with it.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
FYI: Wolverine’s name is James.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I have owned Tak for a while and not played it. I played it last night for the first time and HOLY SHIT it was great. James Ernest has done it again. Wow.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Nobody wants anything to do with your game until it turns out to be cool, and then they won’t leave you alone… I assume
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
My wife and I spent the frozen weekend watching a combination of Tommy Lee Jones movies and Legal Drama movies. There is a large overlap between those two as well.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I want a second opinion from a different condiment
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Ugh. Glad to finally be home. My brother reached out from beyond the grave to have me spend a half hour in a border patrol holding area in the middle of a 15 hour drive
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Americans: It's comorbin' time!
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
If I see AI use in an ad, I just assume that they put an equivalent amount of care into the thing they’re selling
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Is it just me or…
Cookies stacked in such a way that they look like cock and balls
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Wout @thehashtagonist.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I don't know who needs to hear this but "funny" negative Steam reviews hurt developers. "I haven't seen my wife and kids in 6 days after starting to play this game" - Negative review It's not good y'all.
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Simone de Rochefort @doomquasar.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This was such a special video to make, and I really appreciate the Consume Me team being so generous with their time and ARTIFACTS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfaM...
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How these indie devs turned teenage anxiety into a video game
YouTube video by Polygon
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 25/11/2025
Streamers!!! 🗣️🎙️ Apply to co-stream Day of the Devs: The Game Awards Digital showcase below! If you love supporting indies on your channel, it's a great way to bring their projects to your audience!
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I got hit by a car, and for two days I couldn't solve a Rubik's Cube (which is something I can normally do). But today I was able to.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Woo delayed onset black eye.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Well I did my one rep max full body clench. I should be good for the gym for a while. Also, I was hit by a car today.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If any of your clothes are “tactical,” you’re LARPing
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scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF! Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
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Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Dear everyone, that acronym for your new favorite thing is not as universally understood as you think it is.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
That shingles vaccine is no fucking joke. In every way. You gotta get it, because shingles is no joke, but also I got it 3 days ago and today is the first day where I feel crummy but am functional.
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J. M. Johnson @phlagm.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Today’s Spelling Bee doesn’t recognize the word “nuclide”
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