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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If that Amazon instant purchase box pops up during a Popeyes commercial, I'm maxxing my credit card! #TNF

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don't know that I'm calling QB options for Mahomes and his recently surgically repaired knee. #MNF

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Ham Zeppelin

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 12/09/2026

All regular Effin’ Birds tees are $12.50 until Monday at 5PM CT. eatf.art/tees

a t-shirt featuring a woodcut of a starling above the text "I am a goddamned delight"

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You know it's bad when @atrupar.com is begging for an end

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Does reddit have an AITA just for fantasy football? Or did I just let slip a billion dollar idea?

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I hear you saying something, but I'm watching you do the opposite. 🤔

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Teacher: Unless that cup gets 20% more full or 20% less empty, you’re going to fail this course.

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Ponsonby Britt @hockeenight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

At this point the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch McConnell.

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I am praying to all the gods for mic’d up footage of Mendoza yelling any variation of the word ‘fuck’ when he threw that pick six

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’m a public school teacher. Parents don’t give a shit about whether you’re teaching to the standards. They care about the learning experience their kids are having in your classroom. If the kid is learning and enjoying it, you’re doing the job.

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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Schefter: George Kittle (Achilles) recovery is ahead of schedule; could play Week 1.

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Volkswagen Golf offers all of these things. And if you’re like me and love that hot hatch vroom vroom, upgrade to the GTI (turbo engine, still gets ~30mpg). I love mine and will never get rid of it.

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Preseason game broadcasts are essentially a gift from NFL Network and ESPN diehard fans who are willing to sit through it. This is a complement to both the networks and the fans.

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Bold prediction: D’Andre Swift will lead the league in total yards after Week 4.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 16/08/2026

At Buc-ee’s for the first time and there are walls between all the urinals because woke.

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

And y’all thought this season of Hard Knocks was about a good team made up of good people www.espn.com/contributor/...

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Follow the ESPN contributor Adam Schefter for the latest breaking sports news.

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

That stealthy tug of exactly one and a quarter inches. King!

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Getting updates every 5 minutes on my fantasy players' health status from Sleeper ... in July. We're so back, baby!

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Let me be clear, anyone using the phrase ‘make no mistake’ is an immediate block for me. I will literally die on this hill. It’s almost as if I have fucks to give, which I do not. Let me say the quiet part out loud, you should believe me when I tell you what I am.

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I wonder if there’s a polymarket prop out there for when he throws Baron under the bus over the Tate bros?

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

What the hell happened in White Christian Nationalism country that made my mom decide that today was the day to push my buttons on socialism?!

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Ethical guidelines are not a code of conduct

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Why is everyone assuming Fetterman will vote with his caucus?

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

How does a writer or editor in 2026 NOT see that using the Latin “cum” without any other adjoining Latin words, in an article directly addressing academics is … rather exceptional?

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Wait, we’re buying a golf course now?

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This is a paid advertisement for Depends

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I believe the youths use the term sus for shit like this

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Seriously, this is some fucked up shit from a high volume account

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

That number of school girls increases weekly, it seems. I often worry if we are sliding into the same numbers manipulation type of propaganda that we accuse (rightfully) the other side of doing.

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Fucked up times we’re living through when this could be an actual event or it could be @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Yes, this! Call them out for what they are and the harm they inflict!

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Villanelle’s Pink Dress 🍁🍂🐈‍⬛️🧙‍♀️🧛‍♀️🎃👻🟦 @tasslefizney1.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Platner has just single handedly made every dem race in november so much harder. Every dem candidate is going to be asked how we can have a candidate with a fucking nazi tattoo along with everything else he's done that goes against everything our party stands for.

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

It can happen to anyone, and the willingness of these prosecutors to use the full weight of the government against their perceived enemies hangs on the fragile thread of ordinary people taking their civic duty seriously.

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Went down a Wikipedia hole on Satan (as one does) and … huh?

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