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Transplanted Bird

@phl2ilm.bsky.social
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girl dad | ilm | liberal | fantasy football | gen x | go birds 🦅

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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lincoln? I always pictured him as a Breckinridge man.
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This closer … fuck yes! Thanks for sharing, Anna! I somehow missed this the first time around.
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Almost everyone
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don’t get it. She’s short and she’s not even green. Although, besides those twin things, she looks like Shrek’s sister. What is your hair hiding, Haley?
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m not wrong. You’re wrong.
Nathan Thurm - Martin Short SNL character
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
White pop/country
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Joe Pesci in Goodfellas “Do I amuse you?”
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Using the Latin ‘cum’ to connect English nouns is also rather exceptional, don’t you think?
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Meanwhile Mike Tirico sits on top of the world. www.grunge.com/468722/the-u...
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Went down a Wikipedia hole on Satan (as one does) and … huh?
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Somehow we’re supposed to belief that this guy is swimming in poontang
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Ah, the old ‘white men are being discriminated against’ argument. Fuck these guys and their privilege.
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
NFL: Congratulations! Your team played well. You get to play BOTH holidays this season. Families of team personnel:
Image of a crazy looking baby with caption:  I will murder your whole fucking family
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Nope. No way. This isn’t about competition, it’s about hiding public university expenditures. The competition will always be able to get t this information anyway. Either Gable is an idiot or he wants to hide information … probably both. www.wunc.org/politics/202...
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Which #SFB16 division? Gengar Division, #PhillyLiveDraft
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I can’t square this bio with that post
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Reign?
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We can count on this guys vote … if we hurry
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This, from one of my dynasty leagues…made me giggle. Had to respond with the Michael Corleone “there are people who would pay a lot of money for that information” line
DM from a fantasy football dynasty league asking me if I’ll tell him who I’m picking in Rd 1 since he picks right after me.
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
May I add this great trilogy to the list?
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My youngest is a freshman at State and we couldn’t be more satisfied with this great school! Happy to help @gregdoucette.bsky.social in this effort!
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The level of cringe I’m getting before this is even a thing …
The Las Vegas Raiders are expected to to show interest in Kirk Cousins … they want a veteran Qb presence in the room for Mendoza
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Yup
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The best part of this article apnews.com/article/mili...
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Silver lining?
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Pulled this wisdom tooth fragment (or spicule, as I’ve come to learn) from my gum today, 30 years after they were removed. Made for a very unpleasant week.
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
OK everyone, we’re gonna have to come up with something else here! www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Fuck people like this
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
“perceived nepotism” 😂
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
What is Dean Cain doing in Denmark?
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
NFL Opening Weekend We are so fucking back!
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Reading up on Solzhenitsyn on Wikipedia and saw this. Apparently accidentally falling into a noose lacked plausibility?
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Philadelphia Eagles division of #SFB15 is finally in the books! I'm not terribly hopeful, but you never know 😕 @scottfish.bsky.social @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The High Commissioner is in the house at #SFB15 Philly Live Draft! Shout out to @colinmctamany.bsky.social for another banger of a draft party. @scottfish.bsky.social @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Today is a great day!
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Let them fight! www.kxan.com/news/local/a...
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Artemis
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I started this rookie draft in the 1.12 slot and hustled to make it a 1.3, 1.7, 1.8, and 1.9 🤌
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This is some serious brown shirt shit!
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Guess I’ll be pushing off retirement for a couple more years
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Transplanted Bird @phl2ilm.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This only makes sense if I explain that Kanye's "Good Morning" is my daily wake up alarm.
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