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@philipdistefano.com
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Tech, dogs, anime, shoes, K-pop, writing, houseplants, keyboards, 3D printing - that’s me I guess! He/him

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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 01/09/2026
I don’t even know which business is which anymore. They all look the same cause they all post the exact same slop.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I remember learning in kindergarten that HOMES was a useful acronym for remembering the five great lakes. A bit on the nose to change it to SHAME, isn't it?
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 27/08/2026
Tim Apple's legacy is summed up by him giving Donald Trump a participation trophy.
macrumors.com
Tim Cook Stepping Down as Apple CEO Next Week: 15 Years in Quotes
Tim Cook will be stepping down as Apple's CEO in just five more days, with the company's hardware engineering chief John Ternus set to take over. Below, we have surfaced some of Cook's notable quotes ...
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 27/08/2026
We really don't talk enough about how absolutely terrible our weather forecasts are now that this administration has gutted the NOAA.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 11/08/2026
And now I feel obligated to say that I know autism is a spectrum and there are very debilitating cases of it, but STILL BETTER THAN DYING FROM PREVENTABLE DISEASE.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 11/08/2026
Can I also just say that the demonization of autism by this administration is so fucking absurd. Even if vaccines did cause autism (they don't), you'd rather your kid be dead than be super into their hobbies and not be great at social cues? Get fucked.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 11/08/2026
Thank goodness we didn't elect the extremely qualified woman! Phew!!!
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 04/08/2026
UPDATE: The tally is in. It’s definitely people that won’t shut up about AI.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 21/05/2026
(No spoilers) I truly enjoyed the end of The Boys. Got exactly what I was hoping for.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 18/05/2026
I hate how much I like the flaming hot pickle Cheetos.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 05/03/2026
A week ago I was saying goodbye to Japan. Went there to turn 40 on a solo YOLO adventure. Not my first time, and if I have any say in it, not my last, but damn what a wonderful place and a fantastic trip I’ll always remember.
Bamboo forestNara deer
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/02/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/02/2026
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
image from today's hearing
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/01/2026
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoo…
Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
This country is run by petulant children who have never spent a single second being introspective. These are people with fragile identities who can't fathom the thought of teaching our actual history. I'm sick of it.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/01/2026
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him." Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 29/12/2025
And after today’s news, I’m doubling down on this opinion. #NewJeans
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 14/12/2025
I finished Echoes of Wisdom tonight, and I am blown away by how good that game was.
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a video game character is standing on a purple surface .
ALT: a video game character is standing on a purple surface .
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Measles outbreaks are spreading across the U.S., and the country is now at risk of losing its disease-elimination status. Infectious disease experts say this is directly tied to Trump appointing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead HHS. Are we great yet?
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 03/12/2025
I had a dream last night where I got a job at a startup run by Rhea Seehorn.
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Ginger 🐻✨ @gingerbearart.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The council convenes once more #deathblart
Comic, Page 1: P1: Outer space, showing several distant planets and a star, focusing on a foreground ringed planet that appears to have oceans and continents with large visibly man-made alterations, including bridges and a central trench of city circling the planet. Narration: "There are 11 billion sentient life forms on this planet. Uncountable artificial intelligences, consciousnesses stored in the core, more arriving every day" P2: A hand touches the top of an alien-looking casket. Narration: "One less, now." P3: The face of an alien person with an expression of grief, with pupil-less eyes, distinctive cheek markings, a metallic hoop around their neck, and a cloak, referred to from now as "MC". P4: Another person appears behind the first, with a floating holographic display of information in front of their face. Other person: "I take it you are aware of the duty the late Vhixyr is trusting to you?" MC: "Yes, I was told long ago."Page 2: P1: MC is pictured silhouetted from behind, standing in front of a far-future city, full of other citizens and glass transport tubes in the sky stretching into the distance. Narration: "Out of over 11 billion, me." P2: (Blank) Narration: "Despite Vhixyr's insistence that I was just the best fit, I always wondered-" P3: MC's foot stepping on a panel. Narration: "I wondered if my dear grandparent harbored some secret resentment," P4: MC standing in front of a doorway, raising a hand to a glowing panel on the wall. Behind the doorway is swirling shapes and light. Narration: "...or if they just thought I was the only one who could forgive them for this life-long burden?" P5: MC walking on a transparent bridge through a void filled with swirling light. Narration: "But really, all that mattered-" P6: (Blank) Narration: "Is that there are five of them. ...of us."Page 3: P1: Two arch-shaped desks with small cylindrical devices with 3 bulbs protruding from them, and a fan-shaped holographic display behind them showing a wave-form. MC: "I wasn't expecting your equipment to look so... ancient?" P2: A zoomed out view of the room, showing MC speaking to a larger smiling alien with an arch-shaped structure on their back, referred to from here as Council 1. Council 1: "For taking vibrations in the air. Ancient traditions, after all." P3: From behind MC, still speaking to Council 1, who is pointing at their own mouth. Council 1: "And I see you've been practicing your oral language!" MC: "No small effort - but we need to be able to speak this way for a full cycle after all." Council 1: "You get used to it." P4: Showing MC now. Council 1: "I trust you have now... viewed it, as well?" MC: "...of course." P5: Zooming out, showing both MC and Council 1, and another person in the back of the room by a large holo display. This person (Council 2) is slim, wearing a dark sleeveless shirt and a large brace over their shoulders. Council 2: "As of now, Earth has reached 89.3% of its sun-cycle." Council 1: "Then we will begin."Page 4: P1: From left to right seated at the desk in front of holo displays, Council 2, Council 1, and a third Council member with a robe and a U-shaped brace framing their head, all with somber expressions. Council 1: "Today we welcome Thonriel, third grandchild of Vhixyr, to the order of T'ddub. Thonriel has the terrible and honorable charge of speaking first today, as our order convenes for audiograph number 0X7B65D. -ahem- So... what did you think?" P2: Thonriel (MC), wearing a grim expression and slamming their hand down on their own desk. "Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 is still a bad movie."
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 30/11/2025
(I don't *actually* miss 2007).
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 29/11/2025
I miss Cobra Starship. And 2007.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 26/11/2025
Will I rewatch season 2 starting next year? IDK. The remake after that? Who knows!
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 26/11/2025
This year - year 13 of this ridiculous escapade - I have completed my rewatch of season 1 of Spice and Wolf.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 26/11/2025
In 2013, I decided to rewatch Spice and Wolf before Thanksgiving, because, well, obvious harvest vibes. I ended up watching one episode. In November 2014, I watched another. November 2015, another. You get the idea.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 11/11/2025
www.macrumors.com/2025/11/10/n...
macrumors.com
iPhone Air Sales Are So Bad That Apple's Delaying the Next-Generation Version
The thin, light iPhone Air sold so poorly that Apple has decided to delay the launch of the next-generation iPhone Air that was scheduled to come out alongside the iPhone 18 Pro, reports The Informati...
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 11/11/2025
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a woman wearing a black hat and veil is talking to cersei .
ALT: a woman wearing a black hat and veil is talking to cersei .
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P. Djéli Clark | The Disgruntled Haradrim @pdjeliclark.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween
Halloween gravestone reading “I Did My Own Research” in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 31/10/2025
You will never convince me that dreams have some real deep meaning. I just listen to Le Sserafim a lot. 😂
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 31/10/2025
I had a dream last night that I was BFFs with Huh Yunjin from Le Sserafim.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 30/10/2025
Every adult in these girls’ lives have failed them. #newjeans #kpop
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 28/07/2025
I honestly don't know what's more annoying at this point - people that won't shut up about using AI, or people that won't shut up about how much they hate it.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 22/10/2025
I’m pretty sure I am the curse that kills small/light iPhones.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 13/10/2025
I finally played and beat Tears of the Kingdom, and I honestly can't remember the last time I enjoyed playing a game that much.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 12/10/2025
I finally remembered that the Demon Slayer Infinty Castle movie exists.
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 10/10/2025
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER DOUOLOUUHHHHH TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE WHY KIDS LOVE THE TASTE OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 02/10/2025
The Air is my favorite phone since the Mini, so I’m gonna be sad when Apple inevitably stops making it after next year.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2025
STEPHANOPOULOS: The Democratic proposal is designed to prevent millions of Americans from losing their health insurance, losing Medicaid coverage, or paying higher healthcare premiums. Why are you against that? MIKE JOHNSON: That's an absurd statement STEPHANOPOULOS: It's a factual statement
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 01/10/2025
I don't think so if you self host the UniFi controller. I can't confirm though, cause while I used to have it in a container, I decided to just use UniFi's cloud stuff.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 01/10/2025
Setting up a new router is a huge PITA, but I finally upgraded my ER-X with a UniFi Express 7.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 29/09/2025
BREAKING- Scientists have confirmed that the speed of light is no longer the fastest thing in the universe. Researchers announced today that the new record holder is the speed at which Android fanboys insert themselves into Apple discussions to point out that Android already has a new iPhone feature
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 26/09/2025
I was in an IT-related class, and at some point, the teacher looks at me and asks me a question *about Skype.* I deadass looked her in the face and said, "I'm not sure, I don't use Skype."
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 26/09/2025
One time during a college class, my friend Ed (RIP) and I Skyped each other (they were also in class many states away), and we sat there with our mics/speakers muted and had little windows of each other's video up while trying not to laugh in the middle of class.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 24/09/2025
If the iPhone Air had 3x or greater telephoto, it would be the perfect phone. This is legitimately the only compromise for me.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 23/09/2025
Tylenol logo followed by the text “ nice try release the Epstein files”
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 23/09/2025
Liquid Glass is so weird. “Reduce Transparency” just turns it off, and “increase contrast” reduces transparency but puts borders around everything. Instead, I’ve just resigned myself to being unable to easily read my notifications. It’s pretty for sure, but what a weird usability whiff by Apple.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 21/09/2025
I’m really digging it!
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 21/09/2025
I charged it to 100% at 1PM, and when I put it back on the charger at 1AM, it had 40% left. Just my standard usage (not heavy, sort of casual).
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