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Philip

@philipdistefano.com
107 followers 73 following 342 posts

Tech, dogs, anime, shoes, K-pop, writing, houseplants, keyboards, 3D printing - that’s me I guess! He/him

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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 05/03/2026
A week ago I was saying goodbye to Japan. Went there to turn 40 on a solo YOLO adventure. Not my first time, and if I have any say in it, not my last, but damn what a wonderful place and a fantastic trip I’ll always remember.
Bamboo forestNara deer
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 23/09/2025
Tylenol logo followed by the text “ nice try release the Epstein files”
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 20/09/2025
Started off the day waiting on a 17 Pro order, ended up making a last minute Air order. Right now I’m leaning toward the Air. I just wish it was ✨ orange ✨
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 13/08/2025
lmaoooo let's gooooo HUNTR/X!
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 05/07/2025
Honestly, deserved.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 28/06/2025
My cuprea put out this perfect leaf 😭 #houseplants #alocasia
Shiny green leaf tinted red. 7 ridges on each side.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 31/05/2025
My pharaoh’s mask colocasia is getting big so fast
Pharaohs mask colocasia plant in outdoor garden
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 07/05/2025
I had to rip out basically everything touching the joist on the left side there (as well as the bottom of my deck bar so I could get to the joist). It was literally falling apart in my hands. Coming back together nicely though!
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 05/04/2025
MBMBaM in Raleigh was so good!
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 20/03/2025
My alocasia table
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 03/03/2025
Vibes.
Corner of bathroom, plants hanging above tub, sun coming through windows.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 01/03/2025
🎉 $30 at Walmart #houseplants #ThaiConstellation #Monstera
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 26/02/2025
Picked up an angel wing begonia a couple weeks ago. Love the colors and pattern. #houseplants
Angel wing begonia plant - front leaves green with white polka dots, back of leaves deep red
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 13/02/2025
This is a houseplant account now. (My 4 varieties of alocasia).
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 12/02/2025
That feel when a new leaf is about to open.
Monstera philodendron plant.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 22/01/2025
Small garden pond surrounded by snow
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 22/01/2025
Growling at snowfall might be a new level of dumb for her. 😂
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 22/01/2025
Mochi literally cannot enjoy anything.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 21/01/2025
Anime keeping it real.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 19/01/2025
It’s king cake season 🎉
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 18/01/2025
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #955!
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 28/12/2023
Oh, you sweet, summer child.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 08/12/2023
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 28/10/2023
New Chinese place just opened up nearby.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 24/09/2023
Yup. Another new keeb.
Box containing the “hello, Adam” fake-Lego keyboard.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 16/09/2023
Brenda the demon
Cat with bat wings from the Target Halloween section
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 16/09/2023
Triple digits!
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 31/08/2023
Shit I love Dark Brandon memes.
Image of Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders, and AOC riding skateboards with text "The Radical Left"
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 27/08/2023
Happy Sunday, Bluesky! Here’s a pic of Mochi.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 07/08/2023
How is this a real product that Kohler paid real dollars to advertise to me?
A horrifyingly ugly square toilet with RGB lighting.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 04/08/2023
Unintentional Blackpink (in my area) keeb.
Black mechanical keyboard with pink switches.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 24/07/2023
Me to Elon:
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 01/07/2023
Lol Elon has no idea what he’s doing
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 22/06/2023
Does CNN not have a chair budget? "Oh we're interviewing President Obama, break out the fanciest school cafeteria chairs from the storage closet!"
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 05/05/2023
This is Mochi. She’s playing a trick where she pretends to be good and cute, but she’s actually evil.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 27/04/2023
How long until a certain trending topic mysteriously disappears?
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 19/03/2023
After basically running my Steam Deck exclusively from Windows To Go on a thumb drive for 6 months, I finally just wiped the whole thing. Now running Windows natively, no Steam OS at all. Sorry Gabe.
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 17/03/2023
Broke my finger on Monday 😬
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Philip @philipdistefano.com · 08/03/2023
Ladies: Imagine it's Valentine's Day, and you unwrap the Superdanny 22 AC outlet power strip. How are you feeling?
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