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Just here for the tomfoolery. 🦘 “Oh arguments? That’s 12a, next door.” 🤙 #mentalhealthmatters In your corner.

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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It’s currently 15°C, 8pm, not even close to winter and I’m struggling to cope. Please send help.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Sitting on the couch on a Sunday evening counting my drinks. Close to 40 years ago a Sunday session consisted of between 4-6pm start, a 2am pizza, possibly 3 hours sleep, off to work and sobering up around 10ish. Miss those days, pushed it hard, survived and it still gives me a little chuckle.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Was leg day today with my new flats and 10 plates on the end of my stick pins.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is so well done. 👌
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
And the world’s best Autumn weather continues as per normal, although Thursday and Friday are letting us down a bit.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If only that bullet was about 100mm to the right.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Joel and Juliette following Channel Nein’s script to the T. Wonder which couples turn it is next to create the “controversial uproar”. Gotta love watching trains crashing though. 🤣🤣 #mafsau
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Got me culture fix for the weekend. #alongwaytothetop #gluttony #adelaidefringe #davegleeson
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If only god was real. ⚡️⚡️💥💥💥
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Sleeping in the bathroom sounds a little uncomfortable. 🤣🤣 #mafsau
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This new season Supercar Driver introduction is extremely cringe worthy. We also were privileged to witness the obligatory fake sip from the Red Bull can. Just get in your cars and drive please.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
That’s meals sorted for a few days.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Coincidental that the MotoGP decision happened just 4 weeks out from the state election. Although I don’t think the Malinauskuas Government needs too much help in being re-elected. #sapali
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
He wasn’t arrested for noncery. He was arrested for financial crimes against government and corporations. Reinforcing facts that you can get away with destroying lives but if you take money that we have ripped off from others, we will get you. #unfortunatefacts
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Spagatha Christie @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
He’s been arrested lads!!!! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, BBC understands
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, BBC understands.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I realise it’s heavily edited and even partly scripted but don’t they know that the cameras in front of them actually record what they are saying? #mafsau
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Spent over $4k on saving a tooth last year. Now the opposing one has split vertically in half and it’s coming out tomorrow. What a waste of good money. Upside is that I’ll get a script for some quality endone. 👍
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Watching the Winter Olympics and I am fucked why anyone would be proud to wave an American flag. Surely it can’t get worse than this. *It definitely will
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Bec is the type of person would repeatedly stab you with a kitchen knife while you were peacefully sleeping. #mafs
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
#pubroof
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Finally, a genuine reprieve has arrived. Probably need to get the jumper ready for tomorrow. 🥳😂
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The best thing about nobody buying tickets to Melania is you can just make up stuff that happens in the movie and people will believe you. My favorite part is when she throws up in her purse after the hot dog eating contest
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
8 years old- Paper boy Fast Food worker Electrician Shunter Store person Sub contracted Tradie 61. Retired and loving it. 🤙
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Apparently because of the Barmy Army not being able to watch much cricket as England played like shit. They spent so much money on other activities and now there’s a high chance of an interest rate hike. Thank you so much Zac Crawley. 🏏
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The old west coast boos. 😂😂😂😂#BBL
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 24/01/2026
Board of Peace - Season 1
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
There’s talk about canceling today’s leg of the Tour Down Under because it’s a bit too warm for the bike boys. Maybe they need office jobs?
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
And I still wouldn’t swap it for those suffering in the Northern Hemisphere. My garden probably would though. To be fair, Monday night into Tuesday is going to knock the shit out of the best of us.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
China is Australia’s biggest trading partner and we’re all doing pretty well.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Absolute perfection coming up weather wise. As per usual, summer’s going to hit hard when school goes back. 😎
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Oh wow. Trump got a hand-me-down Nobel Peace Prize! Did you know: It would not be the first time a Nobel laureate has given his or her medal away: in 1943 Nobel Literature laureate Knut Hamsun gave his medal to Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Can you declare a T20 match? 😂😂
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Could have at least given Bethell a stump. Yeah, nah. #ashes
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
England throwing away reviews like they are throwing away runs. #ashes
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
An observation made many years ago was that the biggest complaints about the weather came from those who could easily avoid it.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Labuschagne annoys his own teammates. Of course he’s going to get under the skin of the English captain. 🤣🤣 🏏
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Trav looks like a player who can score a hundred in a session without getting out of second gear. 🏏
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Shanks for coming. #lunchtime 🤗
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Anyway it’s just over three hours to ours. Hoping things turn will out for the better. Happy new year.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
What do the BBL crowd do before now and midnight? On par with two day tests.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
If the big supermarkets know so much about you, then why do they continually ask if you wish to make a donation to charity so they can claim it as their own and profit from a tax deduction.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Not trying to solve the problems of the world BUT maybe having access to so much information is an issue. Just been speaking to my 20 something neighbours and a simple day at the beach seems to involve 3 or 4 hours of pre planning.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Might have to lay a concrete slab in the middle of the SCG and play with a tennis ball if we want to enjoy more than two days of play. Fucking hopeless. 🏏 #ashes
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Too good not to share. Grandson with his uncle, catching up at ours prior to the Christmas mayhem.
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Steven McKiernan @yarragadee.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The English cricket team spent this morning visiting the Adelaide Children's Hospital. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with absolutely no hope" said Timmy aged 7 #Ashes #AusVsEng
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Just sitting out the back and for first time ever, just saw a flying fox. They are absolutely massive. Anyway, enough from me.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. ☀️😎
2 kgs of premium local cherries, only one mango (couldn’t help myself with the others) and half a ham.
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Phil @phil0stine.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Close of play and England are at $12. How tight are the bookies? Would have put the house on it at 15’s. 🤣🤣🏏
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Soxic @soxic.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Follow me for more life hacks
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