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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 58m

“So yer telling me that Jesus Christ descended from heaven, gave you the stigmata using lasers and that’s why you’re late to morning mass?”

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 1h

[earnestly slow clapping]

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1h

statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 4h

El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:

El-Sayed: “That’s rich coming from someone who wears his bed sheets out at night.”

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 3h

Nobody ever accused political machines of losing graciously, particularly NY machines.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 4h

His UFC training failed him.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 4h

Bright red, splattered everywhere.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 4h

Just blasting a Trump a rally, huh. That’s not kinda sad and hilarious simultaneously or anything. Lol. Sorry you have to listen to it, tho.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 4h

“Universal command of matter,” tho. Lmao.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 5h

I keep my currency in an insured bank or in a wallet in my back pocket. Never been drained, tbh. Unbeaten.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 6h

this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 5h

My preference is Nikita and his pals all get [redacted]. Make it happen, AI!

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 6h

Her mother made… a choice and now she’s committed to taking that choice away.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 7h

TPUSA has been building itself up for that moment.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 7h

Imagine thinking a movie with Paul Newman could be bad. Weirdos.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 8h

A contrast of album artwork. Lol.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 9h

Spookmind is right, tho. We did that joke in the early 90s. You walked right into that one.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 9h

And it’s the dumbest most word salad torment nexus ever, naturally.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 9h

Where Mr. Axis of Evil belongs, imo.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 9h

Probably just called the coroner.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 9h

Gonna send flowers to their wake? That’s a nice gesture, imo.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 9h

El-Sayed putting on a master class in “how you fuckin’ do it” right here.

Cropped screenshot of a Bluesky post from your humble poster:

Phase Blowly
@phaseblowly.bsky.social
Joined Aug '23

Question: "What about trans people playing spo-"
Answer: Go fuck your mother.

Q: "Did you hear Hasan Piker sa-"
A: Go fuck your mother.

Q: "How can you defend socia-"
A: Go fuck your mother with Elon Musk's mangled hog.

et cetera...

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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 10h

Reporter: Why does Mike Rogers have to answer for Donald Trump if you don't have to answer for Hasan Piker? Abdul El-Sayed: Is that a serious question? Reporter: I didn't want to ask another dumb one, so I wrote it down for you. El-Sayed: Well, Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Hey NY, Chicago here. I made you some graphics cause we're all on the same team. Fuck ICE.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16h

good lord how can anyone be this whiny; are you not ashamed

Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "This is the woman who received the Nobel Peace Prize over the Great United States of America, whose Representative, ME, settled eight Wars, and many other things. I know nothing about this woman, and neither does anyone else! In fact, to the best of my knowledge, no one ever heard of her other than the fact that she, very obviously, hates Israel. I don’t know what the woman has done. I settled 8 Wars, with letters being sent from every President and Prime Minister from the countries that I helped to the Norwegian Nobel Committee, and I’m about to settle, or win, two more, Iran and, Russia/Ukraine. They’re both happening at breakneck speed but, forget them, it’s the 8 that I’ve already settled, any one of which, in particular, Pakistan and India, would be far more than necessary to win the Nobel Prize. In actuality, I should have won 8 Nobel Peace Prizes, not just 1. The 8 Wars are:"

Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "Cambodia and Thailand
Kosovo and Serbia
The Democratic Republic of the Congo and Rwanda
Pakistan and India
Israel and Iran
Egypt and Ethiopia
Armenia and Azerbaijan
Israel and Hamas
Additionally, I stopped Iran from having a Nuclear Weapon, and blowing up the entire Middle East and, ultimately, far beyond! I saved more lives than anyone in History and, as Maria Corina Machado, a truly fine person, stated to the Media when she gave me her Nobel Prize of last year, “Donald Trump settled many Wars, and deserves the Nobel Peace Prize more than any person that has ever received it.” Based on my record of PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to"

Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "PEACE, a record like no one else has ever achieved, I agree! I got back all of the hostages in Israel, including the final 28, both living and dead, and worked with Hamas to do it — Nobody believed this was possible! I removed the World’s Evil Dictator, Nicolas Maduro, from Venezuela, and am in the process of making Venezuela a rich Democracy. Likewise, with Iran, I stopped them from destroying Israel, the Middle East, and Europe. I am also preventing, on a constant basis, a War between South Korea and North Korea, and Japan and North Korea. Add China and Taiwan, and numerous other hot spots, which have not been involved in Wars, only because of President Donald J. Trump, and the United States of America. I am responsible for having NATO countries increase spending from 2% to 5% of GDP, creating a stronger alliance and defense, another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries"

Donald Trump writes on Truth Social: "another thing that everybody said was impossible to do. I have negotiated the release, and secured the return, of more than 900 political prisoners from multiple countries in Eastern Europe. Additionally, I have brought 196 hostages HOME from captivity, from all over the World, and did it without having paid a ransom, unlike Biden and Obama who would pay Billions of Dollars. On top of it all, I have created a soon to be very prosperous Arctic. Despite all of this, the Nobel Prize was given today to a liberal person who works at the United Nations, who nobody has ever heard of. In all of the Wars that I have settled, I never spoke to the United Nations—they were of no help. The United States of America, represented by me, as your President, should have received the Nobel Peace Prize, but didn’t. This is an indelible stain on Norway, one that will never be forgotten. The Nobel “Peace” Prize has been forever discredited by a handful of Radical Ideologues who are Anti-Democracy, and Enemies of Civilization! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 21h

“as far as I know” Yeah, about that…

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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

friday is for kafkaposting

tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 22h

Chug that fascist hog, losers.

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National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 23h

An Extreme Wind Warning has been issued for portions of the Florida Panhandle as #Isaias approaches. Hurricane force winds are imminent in these regions. Treat this as you would a tornado warning and get into your safe place immediately!

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“when Walmart started selling too many inflatable pools... everyone stopped going there” Makes you think.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

GOP 2028 VP-stakes really heating up.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“Jaclyn Alatrash” C’mon, fer crying out loud. Did all the writers die?

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Whatever effect/filter the guy on espn right now is using is making his eyes float in their sockets. Lol.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

When someone finally writes the book on Trump's USA and the lengths his administration went to attack non-whites, domestically and globally, including sending detainees to third countries to be tortured (paid for with your tax money, btw) it'll line up 1:1 with the Nazis. No daylight in between

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

All-timer episode, imo. Some of those faces aren’t too far off from the masks, tbh. Jesus Christ.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Judge Perry: “Go cut yourself a switch.”

Screenshot of a paragraph from the news article in the quoted post:

The time frame she gave for her request begins Sept. 26, 2025, the day of the protest that led to the prosecution. It ends March 30, 2026, the day prosecutors denied such communications existed.

Screenshot of two more paragraphs from the news article in the quoted post:

Perry also asked for the Oct. 14, 2025, email in which Boutros received a grand jury transcript that documented some of the apparent wrongdoing by his staff. The judge asked for all replies or forwards, all email chains it's included on, along with "all associated metadata." Boutros previously told the judge he'd learned of much of the misconduct in April.

Finally, the judge asked for details about any such communication that took place orally, rather than writing.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“I wish a motherfucker would” - AES

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Jones wasn’t always good at dogwhistling, either. He started his career with the kind of internationalist antisemitic garbage that guys like Art Bell would regularly hang-up on.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Congrats! I hope you won 8 hours of sleep.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Luckily, his not a really heavy guy.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Do society a solid and [clear TOS & Community Standards violation] yourself.

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Cheating a bit but Rage Against the Machine’s entire discography.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026

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Phase Blowly @phaseblowly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This isn’t enforcement, tho. It’s ethnic cleansing.

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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