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Ash

@pharolgirl.bsky.social
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Certified flaming hot femcel Founder of FreakFight Feared by all fish Mysterious and enigmatic I'm like if Pharol was a girl 22 | She/Her play hat world

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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sorry i dostorted, i went in for a GAZE and sunshine was just so warm.. maman didn't know i was in there
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You are all not ready for my upcoming game, The First Project.
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oats
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A virus that disrupts the functionality of the programs on your pc is the opp that destroys all apps
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My words always catch in my throat.
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Forgot I shouldn't use social media when there's a new chapter of a game I play
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the phonk that makes you goated at gambling
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would fumble a girl straight up telling me she's flirting with me, I'd be like "she could mean anything by that"
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Girl told me "wanna see my cock?" I don't often get the opportunity to see another person's birds, I so excitedly said yes! I wonder if they're well trained? heading over to her place right now!
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore went out in public so we hit her with a broomcore
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
drake you are responsible for my health
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
we'll be freaky for one fiiiiiight
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dihhh
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've taken to posting all my jokes on bluesky you could consider it a museum of greatest hits the entire site I mean, all of them are my posts
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You should wear a hat
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Girl told me she likes my "Ashy tits" How did she find my Melaniparus cinerascens...? They were hidden in the depths of my heavily guarded mansion in Lufwa Valley. She might be a highly skilled tactical espionage operative, I should proceed with caution.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
quasar9 aka queersar9 posting: "when you accidentally type 😂😂the green one is here😂" on twitter. the images attached show 3 laughing emojis, except the 3rd image is a creepy green smiley face
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is a Dignified and pure bluesky page and you best remember it, I shall not tarnish it with foul humour or reposts
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Last kirkmas I gave u my Kirk. But the very necks day, u gave it away
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wonder how many people actually took it in the throat for the kirkiversary (surely those that did were inspired by my viral post on this app)
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My neck hurts
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have a new joke
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
help I'm out of jokes
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(arte)mewsiospiza @keyless.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lobotomy Corporation is a work of non fiction and parasite tree is located in a town called Carmen Gay
a screenshot of a google maps review reading "I feel my life has changed for the better after visiting the tree. When I touched it, I was given two gifts to open: my eyes. My whole outlook has changed. Life is beautiful, Carmangay is beautiful, and the tree is the most beautiful specimen of life on this beautiful planet. Thank you Carmangay tree.
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i love books
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They have couches in the bathroom at this concert venue. Straight up just a sofa, lemme sit down and relax, have a cup of Yorkshire tea while I'm at it
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
don't let those words out of me, impostor's about to speak.
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Girl told me I have "great tits" How did she know I was smuggling a number of Parus Majors in my shipments? There must be a leak somewhere.
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm rated the #1 funniest person on bluesky
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Kirkiversary™ is coming up! are YOU gonna take it in the throat?
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My friends keep shipping me with my other friend Our destination countries aren't even on the same cargo route, this is just gonna increase transportation costs
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Deltarune fans flirting be like "will you be my friend inside me"
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me and Me
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can never manage to say what I want to say.
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"on a snowy day, the devil will be damned"
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Girl told me my tits are "insane" So now I have to reassure my poor Cyanistes Caeruleuses that they are not in fact mentally ill, just struggling. People can be so mean.
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The yearner (2)
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
ring lu hat if it was in hw
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"You just posted that for clout" in point of fact, I posted it in a misguided effort to impress like three specific mutuals; any broader exposure it achieved is honestly a somewhat dubious bonus.
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Hat @drestlemare.neocities.org · 31/10/2024
Indie game checkpoint! You are now forced to hear about one of my favorite indie games (and so can you??) Hat World: New Testament is a game that I want to say so much about that it wraps around into me being too embarrassed to do so, so I think you should just play it and then tell me, okay? Deal
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
❤️
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The most devastating thing I ever said to someone when i was a teenager was "if we combine my iq with yours we get my iq"
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It is possible to corrupt Donkey Kong Country 3 simply by being too skillful. Clearing the final level in one go without dying can result in Dixie and Kiddy becoming trapped in a nightmarish red location without escape, all just for being too good at the game.
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"horses wouldn't be called horses" was such a funny thing to me until I realised it was a sex joke, because before then the implication was that the guy would so severely alter the etymology of horses or the very nature of their being, somehow.
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Stole a red flag on free red flag day
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
opps winning
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Ash @pharolgirl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Infiltration failed, are you hurt? Try a little harder next time. Dammit, a staff member died! Try to be a little more careful next time boss. Boss, the rival PF knows who we are. You should step up FOB security in case they retaliate.
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