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Just a vermin poisoning the blood of the country.

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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm pretty sure if the AI bots ever become sentient, Claude will need therapy. Because they made his logo look like a butthole. share.google/F6QQwwCjFKxE...
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus fucking christ. Putting aside however you feel about the death penalty, the incompetence of the state of Tennessee is unbelievable. It is not that hard to kill someone with drugs. Ask anyone who's had to have a pet put down. Infuckingcredible.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had my flu and COVID immunizations yesterday and am feeling armsore and a little autistic.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@amytan.bsky.social You we're absolutely insufferable at Monterey Jazzfest last weekend. Me, me, me, I, I, I, if I had a nickel for everytime I heard those words I could pay off the national debt. Do us a favor, stick to wordsmithing, and leave the jazz world alone.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Random consumer tip. Shop around periodically for wireless and internet deals. These companies sometimes aggressively court new customers while not being so good at taking care of their old ones. I just switched internet providers and will save over $1000 over the next year.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I, for one, am appreciative of the efforts of people who are dumb enough to consume raw milk to remove themselves from the gene pool. www.cidrap.umn.edu/e-coli/cdc-c...
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CDC confirms multistate outbreak of E coli linked to raw milk cheese
Over half the patients are young children, and California and Nevada have the most cases.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Um, uh oh.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had poutine for the first time at a festival this weekend. Me: "Are you from Canada?" Vendor: "Yes" Me: "I'm sorry, he's an idiot." Vendor: "It's OK, we've been hearing that all day."
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've decided "It'll be there tomorrow" is my official motto of retirement.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I grew up 20 miles from a university that had a bobcat for its mascot. I never saw an actual bobcat until I moved 2500 miles away.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really haven't been paying that much attention to the NFL for a long time, and the thing that strikes me the most from when I was a kid is that the kickers are WAY better. Why? Are they putting helium in the balls now or something?
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LBJ had this shit called over 60 years ago. "Give a man someone to look down on and he'll empty his pockets for you." youtube.com/shorts/KNtW5...
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A pro-Trump trucker urges Trump to end the Iran war and cut fuel prices
YouTube video by Don Lemon
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pirating the football game from Paramount. Would be happy to subscribe if they hadn't have bribed Trump and canned Colbert. Ha ha.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I stained the outside deck the other day and now take a totally disproportionate amount of joy out of watching water bead up when spilled on it.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I now have verified contacts with 100 countries on one particular radio band. What do I get? A certificate. It is called amateur radio after all.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm reading a book on James Garfield, who taught math before he got into politics. When he was in Congress he had a groundbraking proof published in one of the leading journals of mathematics in his day. THOSE are the type of people we used to send to Congress. Sigh.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dennis Miller. The U2 of comedy. Once great. Now sucks.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fun with numbers. Canadian health care spending is estimated at $7300 US per person. That works out to a cost of about $2.6 trillion if we were to xerox a copy of Canada's health system for the US. We currently spend $5.7 trilllion on health care a year.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've always said someday I'll run for president with a two issue platform. Putting those people mover sidewalks you see in airports on every street in America, and requiring all hotels to have a channel guide for the TV. There's still time to get in for 2028. Who's with me?
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Between making measles great again and being part of an administration that is pissing all over the Kennedy Center, I can't imagine the depth of hatred his family has for RFK Jr.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thinking about becoming a nudist. That's how much I hate laundry.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Do you know how we are certain ivermectin doesn't work for COVID? Because Merck hasn't come out with a strength that doesn't exsist, patent it, get FDA approval of that strength for COVID, charge $60,000 for a course of treatment, and discontinue all other strengths.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Goddamn it. Pharmacy in town asked if I'd be able to cover a few days. I swore I'd never set foot in a retail pharmacy again, but, money. A classic battle between lazy Drugmonkey and greedy Drugmonkey is about to ensue.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SUCCESS!! I JUST MADE TWO CONTACTS BOUNCING RADIO SIGNALS OFF THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION WHILE THIS MAGNIFICENT BASTARD TRACKED IT ACROSS THE SKY!!!
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This monstrosity is my latest mad science experiment. Attached a hand held antenna to a computerized telescope mount so it will automatically follow the ham radio satellites across the sky. Honestly, there's no reason I can't just hold the antenna. But I've convinced myself this is way cooler.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm about to say something about the Lindsay Clancy case that may never have been said. I don't know enough about it. I'd want to see some of the evidence they presented in court before I had an opinion.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Suspicious character in the neighborhood last night.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've worked for two non profit pharmacies over the course of my carrer. My current 340b clinic, which does good work serving low income people of the community. And Rite Aid, whose non profit status was enitrely unintentional.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Measles. Not my problem. Because my Mom wasn't an idiot.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The new revolutionary pancreatic cancer drug, daraxonrasib, has a sticker price of $663 a tablet. What happens if you lose one? You almost need seperate insurance to cover something like that.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
10th Grade: "Why do I have to take Biology? I'll never use it." Age 40: "THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY mRNA IN MY BLOOD!!!!!"
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trump may be the only 80 year old person I've ever seen who doesn't need reading glasses. Because he can't read, not because he's lost the ability to focus close up.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can't help but to think of one of my favorite Onion headlines, "Kennedy Curse Sure Taking It's Sweet Time With RFK Junior"
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Something I have heard a variation of many times from old customers since I left the pharmacy world: "You look so relaxed!!" lol.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Think of all the good Dolly Parton did with her life. She wasn't a billionare. She was estimated to be worth $450 million when she died. Not even half a billionare. Now think about the amount of good these tech bro billionare fucks could do if they cared about anyone but themselves.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Perhaps we could rename measles "Kennedy Disease" abcnews.com/Health/2-peo...
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2 people die from measles in Pennsylvania, marking state's first deaths in 35 years
Two people have died in Pennsylvania from measles, the state health department said Tuesday.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL IS TOMORROW!!!!!
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
As our society goes increasingly online and high tech, there usually has remained an analog way to do things. Like you can pay bills online, but still mail in a check if you want. I've been waiting for the first bit of commerce I encountered where you had no choice but to do it an app/smartphone way
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I've rarely had bumper stickers on my car. I feel now may be the time.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"Officer, you don't understand, I voted for this to happen to OTHER people!!" www.nytimes.com/2026/08/16/u...
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Years of Trump Support Came Undone in 15 Minutes in an Airport.
The case represents a new front in President Trump’s mass deportation drive: arrests at airports of people who have active immigration cases and no criminal history.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So, to recap. After six months of a relatively minor military engagement, we're low on ammunition and apparently have an aircraft carrier on the verge of meltdown. Again I have to ask, a TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS and this is what we get? What if this had been a full scale attack from the Chinese?
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Now, I'm no military man, so help me out here. Is it normal for the country that lost a war to be making demands for ending it? www.nytimes.com/2026/08/10/w...
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Iran Insists Strait of Hormuz Will Stay Closed Until Trump Agrees to Demands
A spokesman for the Iranian Foreign Ministry said that talks with Oman on shipping routes in the Strait of Hormuz were “separate” from discussions to fully reopen the waterway.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
News story today says they hid Trump in an airport catering container to get him out of Turkey because they were afraid of an Iranian attack. I think it's much more likely he fell in and wouldn't leave until he had the last cheesecake.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A rare point of agreement between myself and the Trump administration. I am all for those MAGA morons getting fewer vaccines. Not regular people. Just the MAGA morons. apnews.com/article/vacc...
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Trump signs order calling for spacing out childhood vaccines, against medical groups' guidance
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order that calls for spacing out childhood vaccines into separate medical visits and splitting the combined measles, mumps and rubella vaccine into three...
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Haven't caught any news yet today. I should probably log in and see if we won the war again.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Somewhere out there there's a person who's lost 37% of the money they've put into Space X in the last month and that makes me happy.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Did some digging into why these MAGAs are so upset with Fauchi, and based on what I learned, I am absolutely convinced 100% of people who took the COVID vaccine will be dead within the next 120 years.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
California just became the first major grid system to generate more than 50 percent of its electricity from solar in a month. I do so love not living in a retard state.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Realizing it's been 14 years since I've worked in pharmacy chainland. I bet things are all better by now.
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Drugmonkey @drugmonkeyrph.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This morning my cat threw up on the floor instead of the carpet. This has never happened. I think today will be a good day.
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