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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus

@bresuscheezus.bsky.social
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Ingénue who wants to be la Vamp. Goofball who likes video games, cats, and politics. I am probably: (1) wearing a silk robe (2) in the bathroom (3) making a numbered list she/her & inventor of "muffin soup"

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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Waking up at 2am and finding myself on the toilet, eating an ice cream sandwich is what I like to call "adventures in diabetes."
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So all these nazi oligarchs and corrupt politicians just made some potentially nuclear space weapons WHILE ALSO pushing their faulty AI on everyone? I guess we're in the endgame now....<fuck!>
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yep.
Dialect map showing that this user's dialect is from Oklahoma and other midwest & southern states.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sunday nights are the wooorst. Now I make 5pm like this very real cutoff where I will do NO more chores or unpleasant shit and I just bathe, and sing, and prance around in a silk robe, and eat takeout, and play video games, and watch movies Ive seen a million times, etc.. ❤️ bye bye weekend! 😘 miss u
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey! I'm in my 40s and just figured this out: Do NOT go to work and give an overly enthusiastic 110% every damn day while also being as fast and perfect as possible. They don't pay for that. They'll tell you they do. That's a lie.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dinner is carnitas & oaxaca cheese pupusas with a watermelon mint thc seltzer. Fuck me. Its delish.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gomez being cute 😻
Tabby kitten sitting on his bum with his legs and tail stretched in front of him.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Current game: Date Everything! What I love: I am now dating my attic safe (Sophia) who is a dominatrix. I also keep making out with my bed (Betty) and I might be falling for her? lol ❤️
Screen from the game "Date Everything!" Featuring the character of "Sophia" who is the personification of an attic safe. In the scene, Sophis asks the player if they understand now. The player has three responses to select from: 1.) Yes, mistress. 2.) Oh roleplay! Gotcha gotcha. 3.) I'm still kinda lost. But I'm a quick learner.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
That part in The Ten Commandments where Mehmnet says something about how Moses's true identity can be proved with a scrap of cloth that "Twas Moses's swaddling cloth." And Nefertiri hits her with, "Oh yeah! Well its gonna be your fucking shroud bitch!" and then pushes her off a balcony?! CHILLS.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Playing point-n-click adventure games on my switch2 has been AMAZING. I've repurchased some faves (like Thimbleweed Park and Hobbs Barrow) but I am on the lookout for any and all "graphic adventures" (as they used to say) on switch2. Bonus points for pixel graphics! Any recommendations?
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I wanna eat some pie. My pie levels are very low. Black raspberry preferably but I'll take a chocolate pie or chess pie too. 🥧
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
All those snakes that got loose in China due to flooding are nightmare fuel. Anyone who saw **that** episode of Lonesome Dove from the 80s knows what I mean. 😬🐍🐍🐍
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wtf.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
For the rest of the summer, I will be eating cold hoagies from the italian deli next door because it is too hot to even walk in my kitchen.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Low tech is the new high tech! I work with the youths so I know. The children yearn for physical media, flip phones, and 16bit looking graphics!! Do that shit and stop putting AI in microwaves.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I went "down the shore" as Philly people say and holy shit! It is too hot. It was all I could do to to get a corn dog up on the boardwalk, and then lug my sweat soaked ass home before getting heat stroke.
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Terrified Man in Hat Screaming
Alt: Terrified Man in Hat Screaming - scene from film "Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark"
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I bet E.T.'s home planet is furry with all kinds of moss and mushrooms and thats why they get to walk around naked there.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I just watched a video of an intoxicated man lavishly devouring a mango, while standing still among an energetic crowd of celebratory mexican fútbol fans. Dude was absolutely making love to that fruit with his whole face. The passion! The streams of juice! Oof. I gotta go buy a mango.
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'How we are is who we are' - dolly @tenntimber.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"... and then he just never took the jersey off again. He kept wearing the Knicks jersey for his remaining 8 years as New York mayor, and then the entire 12 years he was Starfleet President."
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I can't sleep face to face with someone. I dont like that breathing situation or waking up to eyeballs looking at me. Just No.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I played 'The Excavation of Hob's Barrow.' (A point-n-click adventure game!) Its full of creepy folk mythology and a powerful sense of dread. Loved it.
Scene from the game "The Excavation of Hob's Barrow." Main character Thomasina Bateman stands before a cairn named "the Devil's toe" by Bewley locals. A young, barefoot girl plays a fiddle while standing atop the cairn.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I just put tajin on pizza. Fuck. How did I ever live without tajin? For surely, I may have woke each day to grey skies thinking they were blue, but now that I have supped on the ambrosia of tajin spiced ANYTHING....I cannot return to the darkness. #LikeWoahTajinIsDelicious
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
Tabby cat sits like a little person on his bottom.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Oof. Gotta log off. Too much bad juju making me feel like shit. Need to take a nap and eat a sandwich.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Saw MASQUERADE NYC last night. Holy shit.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm in NYC at least once a year, and I never recognize the post 9-11 skyline. Its just too etched into my brain.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I re-designed my cat's play tunnel into the shape of a uterus, and I think that pretty much sums up how I feel about Mother's Day.
Can tunnels in the shape of a uterus
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Is the reason weed is still illegal for recreational use in most european countries.....also due to racism? (My $$ on probably)
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Designing Women is great to fall asleep to because it sounds like your mama & them chatting all soft and southern, nothing too loud or dramatic usually happens to change the vibe, and the credits and music are chill. 10/10🌟
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
How have I never put tajin on mac-n-cheese? Omgoooooood!
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Love how THE FUCKING DAY AFTER I take this little criminal to the doctor for a bump he has had on his nose for THREE WEEKS....it totally disappeared!?!? 😑
Tabby kitten in a trash can
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Christina Jewett @by-cjewett.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
SCOOP: The F.D.A. blocked the release of studies finding that Covid and shingles vaccines were safe. In the case of Covid, FDA staff had to withdraw studies heading toward publication: www.nytimes.com/2026/05/05/u...
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F.D.A. Blocked Publication of Research Finding Covid and Shingles Vaccines Were Safe
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I wanna open an American southern food restaurant in New Zealand. Just gotta manifest some uber capital
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Got into horror novels recently. Which is really saying something because I am the biggest chicken. But I prefer it if the horror is wrapped up in human/social themes rather than straight slashers - best save those for film.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My lil baby has a bump on his nose! Saw them run face first into the laundry doors, but there was also a mosquito stuck inside for a couple of days? Calling vet if it doesn't go away by next weekend. Mama's got anxiety!!!
A little grey, brown, and cream tabby kitten with a small hairy bump on their nose.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I collect autoimmune diseases like they're pokemon. I think I am up to 3? 4?
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It's raining in L.A. on my first time here. Just lucky I guess!
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My newest resolution is that I refuse to feel guilty about anything I am NOT doing while I am experiencing chronic pain. Oh, you thought I should be doing this, that, or the other?? Too bad! I will be sipping water and enduring the pain while you kindly fuck off.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I had the best massage of my life today. Dude had like 15 hands and all of them were talented. Trancendental experience. Not a single moment was out of place. Fucking amazing.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm on vacation. I had to take two planes to get here and have to take three to get back. Pls no more craziness from the usa. I can't. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Your new favorite song: 😍
youtu.be
miki - ça pik un peu quand même
YouTube video by Miki
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I love Robin of Sherwood - a middle ages fantasy romp through gloriously green, misty forrests and iconic stone castle rooms. It features a heavy emphasis on Pagan religion and mysticism while Clannad (Enya's family!) contributes an 80's synth-heavy soundtrack. SO GOOD! Also everyone is super hot.
Robin of Sherwood cast photo
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I think I am one of those people who uses too many exclamation points in emails. But I legit talk like that!!
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a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .
Alt: a little girl is making a funny face while wearing a blue shirt with a leopard print .
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Quote post with a gif of the game you're currently playing:
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a screenshot of a video game with a spare room and chapel
Alt: a screenshot of the video game "The Blue Prince" in which the player must draft each room of a house, in which they work to solve puzzles and mysteries.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I took a career guidance test and learned that the best job for me is as one of those fat Zelda faeries.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You've heard of a kitchen witch? Well, I am a bathroom witch.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You know bread is good when you dont have to do anything to it for it to be the tastiest thing ever.
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
What is the worst movie and why is it 'Just Between Friends' starring Ted Danson and Mary Tyler Moore?
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Is this where I type the scary/sad/angry thoughts about the world so I can sleep?
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Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus @bresuscheezus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I've always sounded like a plucky kid from the 1920s because I say things like "Gee Willikers!" and "Spiffy!"
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a woman is sitting at a table with a glass of wine and a spoon in her hand .
Alt: a 1920's woman or flapper is sitting at a table with a glass of ice cream and a spoon in her hand . She takes a big bite and smiles.
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