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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️

@phalanxhead.bsky.social
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I write software and lounge about the house fetchingly all day She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ 29 Melbournian Nightmare You can read my barely-updated blog at phalanxhead.dev - I sometimes write tutorials for the shit I found hard to learn at work

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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 5h
You are strange and also that’s dangerous But I support your desire for leg cuts!
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 7h
Our past environments shape us, and in turn we shape them Or: You can take the girl out of Texas but you can’t take Texas out of the girl
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 16h
WHAT IS FEMINIZING TRANSITION IF NOT BECOMING A REVOLUTIONARY GIRL
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utena push up struggle strength rgu
Alt: UTENA PUSHING HERSELF UP WITH SHEER FORCE OF WILL I FUCKING LOVE HER
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Some days I like being wrong! If he can follow through properly on this, it’d be amazing! We deserve the win 💙
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh hot! Wondered if it was one of those Straya weirdos like the Falcon. But yeah damn what a shame they’ve become “only Outlander and Triton”
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Puppy! 😍
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mitsubishi need to make floating the Nissan brand worthwhile I guess 😅 We’re never getting a new Lancer Evo are we? Wait did youse get those in the US?
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Killing in the name of"
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Sophelia, Tyrant Insatiable @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The universal truth of working any job involving humans is that people will fuck themselves over through poor planning and then get upset with you if you can't fix it for them
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Woah shit that’s so smart actually 👀
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Update: a few minutes later I’m cry laughing holy fuck 😂
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that’s why I’m optimistic in the long term, there’s something about this place that people when they get here don’t want to blow up, we’ve historically done cohesion really well (some paraphrasing) Maybe one of the most interesting interviews I’ve seen recently tbh youtu.be/I9OKBhmmeQQ?...
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The Australian Identity Has Changed Forever. What Is It Now? (featuring George Megalogenis)
YouTube video by The Betoota Advocate
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That said I wouldn’t be surprised if the inverse was true too, I don’t really think anyone spending time staring at this shit could possibly be happy Maybe just angry instead of depressed
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All Gucci! Yw 💙
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because that’s bad statistics work, even if it’s probably accurate
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The study explicitly says there’s a correlation between trans people consuming transphobic news and poor mental health outcomes, it’s not about people who write the stuff You couldn’t outright say that “1/4 of trans people who consumed more online hate are depressed because of that specifically”
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But also actually reading the article Well fuck we’re really not doing good, collectively, are we?
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s so many “less down-the-line” obvious studies that do get picked up for policy justification. “Teen mental health is worse than 10 years ago, so we must ban social media”. Etc etc. Writing down the basic obvious axioms is really important!
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 03/10/2026
today in mastodon's amazing unrequested tech support: after I complained about how my ZSH was doing bad tab-completion, and 21 hours after I fixed it, someone showed up to link me to a video (!) of how tab completion works in general (!!) in Bash (!!!), a completely different shell (!!!!)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/10/2026
I’m LITERALLY always SAYING this
Cookie Monster tweet saying he’s gonna eat a cookie with another cookie
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melly 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇦🇺🐧 @melpemone.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is TREMENDOUS. Auslan is a national language and should be available by default, and all kids should be able to watch Bluey. And also I am wildly out of practice and going to watch all of these to brush up
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
tumblr post:
weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs
Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

weepingchoir
Aug 31, 2023
Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head.
You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh no Dasha I have an emergency during sprint planning and only you can help! You’ll have to leave!
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Grandpa don’t say that too loud, the nurses will think you have dementia”
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trauma brainworms would make that entirely believable, but the writers were kind enough to ignore that explanation and do some other shit instead. Not that 2003ish was the peak of Trauma Understanding but whatever lol
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah but the robot can fuck them up so much faster. And so much worse. Simultaneously!
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Awww no problem! Appreciate the response!
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’ve already got Wagga at home! (Also a huge chunk of wagyu is raised here so it’s pretty normal lexicon)
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh! On this - my last run through (few months ago now) had the stats server just not respond Not sure if it was temporary downtime or if you killed it off but I was a lil sad :(
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JOHNNY HITLER?!?
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Idk how they keep consistently finding amazing heads-of but they keep winning somehow Like Miss Fisher, Utopia, Untitled Goose Game? All peak frankly
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Season 1? Very funny but sort of as a metatextual joke more than moment to moment. Season 2, I'm dying laughing every 10 seconds
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Its even unintentionally hilarious
Footage of danger 5 on my TV. It is a picture of a guy playing Hitler. The text on the version I'm watching on YouTube has a TV banner at the bottom that says "NEXT the Ricky Gervais Show"
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 21/09/2026
shoutout to infinite mac, without which this would not have been possible www.them.us/story/early-...
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You Can Now Look Back at the Early Trans Internet. Yes, There Were Memes
Three years of TGForum posts were found on a CD-ROM — and uploaded for all to browse.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just utterly ridiculous and yet 😍
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Wick but More Women (Ballerina) went so hard omfg 10/10 no notes
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lotta them come from the same tumblr places as the excessive fandom defense league, I wonder if it’s related somewhat? Label helps you find community, micro label helps you find individualism, which maybe you struggle with when you have limited irl community Idk I’m just spitballing
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think one of the understated things about shows like Frieren and Apothecary Diaries is that almost all the key characters in them are women Like yeah Maomao and Frieren are both autistic coded as hell, but that’s only half the equation here
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Their conspiracy theory is exactly that Sweet Baby inc are DEI consultants brought in by companies to… destroy the west or some shit idk. They are weird far right people but Walsh stuff is coincidental. Although I’m sure he thinks these guys are great or whatever
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay!
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I read “ISO” and thought “yeah she’s the NIST standard for milf for sure” So enjoy that thought 💙
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The fit is just encouragement 😘
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Babe I don’t think it was the fit I think you’re just ripe to be prey 💙
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god Ducky 😍😍😍 So pretty 😍
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Woah pretty girls being gay on my skyline 😍😍
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The record doesn’t matter. Whether Republicans lie or are wrong or the talking point is false doesn’t matter. What matters is what the body politik believes, it’s like the whole point of a political campaign. If people aren’t buying what Dems claim to sell, it doesn’t matter if it’s shit or gold
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Luka 🏳️‍⚧️ @phalanxhead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But more seriously - if Washington has good infrastructure, great! It’s not exactly a swing state is it? Having good bureaucratic oversight means jack shit if you can’t sell it. These aren’t uniquely American problems, this phenomenon exists all over the anglosphere.
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