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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cucktober. Ducktober. Sucktober. Fucktober. Sacktober. Dicktober. Cocktober. Slicktober. Shacktober. Snacktober. Docktober. Socktober. Schlocktober. Spocktober. Spooktober. Shooktober. Slicktober. Shucktober. Slacktober. Macktober. Decktober. Flecktober. Drecktober. Hacktober. Hicktober. Hucktober.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My brother likes to give me new foods to try. He handed me something that looked like a Slim Jim and had me eat it. After a few bites he told me it was bear meat. Spare me your puns. Or not.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yes, there will be pain. Enjoy the ride

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hung guys make the best cocksuckers in my experience. (Or maybe I am just more excited when a hung guy sucks me, being an inveterate size-queen.)

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My screen-name du jour, Get Off Furrily, is one I used to sign on to AOL. I was proud to find a pun that fit the 14-character limit.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is one of my oldest digital photos from back when digital cameras cost 900 dollars—but there were still internet startups that had no viable business plan so you could buy said camera for $450. Anyway, presenting my dick and balls, ~25 years ago.

You can see my crotch and I am naked and my dick is fully erect. I have a full bush and my belly and thighs are furry. From 2001 or so.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Introduce yourself with five artists you’ve seen at least twice The Roches Shawn Colvin Varla Jean Merman Charles Busch Julie Wilson Musical-theater-cabaret gay...

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Aj @ajcub96.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

😈😈😈

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m not losing my memory, I’m being more selective in what I remember

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Screen names I have considered, continued: Daddy Just Relax Into It

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Pro tip: don't look at your phone when you're doing mirror-selfies

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Looking at my current sex life through a transactional lens, it seems I'm cashing-in those ten-thousand blow jobs I gave in my twenties.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If practicing for 10,000 hours makes one an expert, it’s why I’m good at knitting and sucking cock.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

”I've had worse things in my mouth.” ”Honey, at our age, I'd be worried if you hadn't.“

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SXS✨ @sxs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

tgif #fcf

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FuzzyDJ - PS Leather Pride @fuzzydj.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Tummy & Tush Tuesday, post shower.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My dick-shaft skin has gotten looser through pumping; I can almost bate without lube. Not a bad circumcision job, but I wish I could have kept those thousands of nerve-endings they cut off.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Other profile names I have considered:

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Every once in a while I like a carrot with peanut butter on it. Literally!

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I have read that if you have a THC habit (as I do) and you stop, as I did a few days ago (just a break) you start to have very vivid dreams. It’s true!

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Some complain of jaw pain! But at least it’s possible to get it in your mouth. I’ve been with some guys where sucking is not an option

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I bought a new penis pump tube for really cheap and I’ve been enjoying pumping with it lately. And it’s fat cock Friday. Or it was until half an hour ago. Here is my Dickie-come-lately.

I’m sitting naked with my legs spread wide open my dick is in a penis pump looking nice and fat. Happy FCF!

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I love seeing a dick thicker than mine. <gush>

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Theblackbrujo @theblackbrujo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

This is your wake up call.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I stopped drinking coffee after my last A-Fib event. Since then, on my maiden visit to the cardiologist he said that coffee is not correlated with abnormal heart rhythm, but my 10-15 cups a day should be moderated. Hmmm. Moderation. What’s that?

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Pumping my dick feels great and it's fun to have a temporarily fatter dick. With long-term intermittent pumping, the skin on my dick has become looser. I wish I had enough looseness to jerk off without lube. That may happen some day. Meanwhile, it's fun to see how much pre-cum comes out.

Wearing a blue t-shirt and my dick is in the pump, my left hand resting on my thigh.

Still wearing a blue T-shirt, now my dick his hanging low, out of the pump and slightly discolored especially the head.

Sitting in my office chair with legs wide-spread, holding up my dick with my left hand, showing my dick "drooling" pre-cum

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I got a nice bright, cruisy smile from the handsome young bus driver today. As I left the bus, I looked back and yep he was smiling at me!

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Yesterday, I was standing in Fred Meyer and a hot young Hispanic guy went by me and murmured "hey, Boss" as he passed by and it felt like a come-on! (I like bath houses is because I never figured out how approach men in public—assuming they're going to beat me up rather than pick me up!)

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Madrid, 2007. Loose hips sink ships!

Two men in a room with an exposed brick wall. I’m the one on the left sitting on a stool (not visible) trying to put my leg behind my neck. The other man looks on, amused.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Anybody else counting the number of slices when cutting up a banana or is it just me?

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Two of my biggest bugbears are Envy and Sloth. I want what you have, but I don't want to have to work for it.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I think I'm greenish-yellow, but I'm really yellowish-green.

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