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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Cucktober. Ducktober. Sucktober. Fucktober. Sacktober. Dicktober. Cocktober. Slicktober. Shacktober. Snacktober. Docktober. Socktober. Schlocktober. Spocktober. Spooktober. Shooktober. Slicktober. Shucktober. Slacktober. Macktober. Decktober. Flecktober. Drecktober. Hacktober. Hicktober. Hucktober.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My brother likes to give me new foods to try. He handed me something that looked like a Slim Jim and had me eat it. After a few bites he told me it was bear meat. Spare me your puns. Or not.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yes, there will be pain. Enjoy the ride

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Hung guys make the best cocksuckers in my experience. (Or maybe I am just more excited when a hung guy sucks me, being an inveterate size-queen.)

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Good god, where is that self-evaluation coming from!

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Another one I used, Ape4BigBananas, centered on my size and fur fetishes.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My screen-name du jour, Get Off Furrily, is one I used to sign on to AOL. I was proud to find a pun that fit the 14-character limit.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Don’t believe everything you think…

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hung guys make the best cocksuckers in my experience (which is of course tooting my own horn).

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This might actually be a webcam shot

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is one of my oldest digital photos from back when digital cameras cost 900 dollars—but there were still internet startups that had no viable business plan so you could buy said camera for $450. Anyway, presenting my dick and balls, ~25 years ago.

You can see my crotch and I am naked and my dick is fully erect. I have a full bush and my belly and thighs are furry. From 2001 or so.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yup they can all be true. Thank you!

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Introduce yourself with five artists you’ve seen at least twice The Roches Shawn Colvin Varla Jean Merman Charles Busch Julie Wilson Musical-theater-cabaret gay...

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Portland, Oregon, Pacific Northwest USA. "Hawks." Two nights a month for bears & leather, and Wednesday is Senior Social. It's a bathhouse but I think of it as a club. I'm old, hairy, fat.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Your body hair is really nice. 🔥

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Oops posted this to my main account! This is the one to follow for NOODZ

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Waxy, chewy sugar. Not chalky like NECCO wafers (another unpopular one I like.)

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We are. This was something that occurred to me to share. I can think of several falls but no current ones, thankfully.

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Aj @ajcub96.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

😈😈😈

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m not losing my memory, I’m being more selective in what I remember

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Screen names I have considered, continued: Daddy Just Relax Into It

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Pro tip: don't look at your phone when you're doing mirror-selfies

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Looking at my current sex life through a transactional lens, it seems I'm cashing-in those ten-thousand blow jobs I gave in my twenties.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If practicing for 10,000 hours makes one an expert, it’s why I’m good at knitting and sucking cock.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

”I've had worse things in my mouth.” ”Honey, at our age, I'd be worried if you hadn't.“

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SXS✨ @sxs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Are you sure you want to open Pundora's box?

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My tiny, five-unit apartment complex is on a corner that hosts a bus stop. Not as good as some other lines, though (70). I'll pay attention to vacancies if you like.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hein was new to me. Multnomah County Library, while otherwise excellent, doesn't provide it. They offer JSTOR and a some other things, which, along with Zotero, has enabled my particular kind of digital hoarding. $10/month for unlimited document storage, you say?

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

They can't use a single app for everything, because that would make sense. But they should do a better job of explaining that. I use Libby, Hoopla, and there is even an EBSCO app for research papers. (I like to pretend to read papers on biochemistry, and I do actually read literary criticism.)

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