Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is one of my oldest digital photos from back when digital cameras cost 900 dollars—but there were still internet startups that had no viable business plan so you could buy said camera for $450. Anyway, presenting my dick and balls, ~25 years ago. 1121
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How was your weekend? Mine was great. With @alphabeastkifaru.bsky.social 1220
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I bought a new penis pump tube for really cheap and I’ve been enjoying pumping with it lately. And it’s fat cock Friday. Or it was until half an hour ago. Here is my Dickie-come-lately. 1280
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 09/05/2026If it's Friday, it must be Fatland. #fcf 1310
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Pumping my dick feels great and it's fun to have a temporarily fatter dick. With long-term intermittent pumping, the skin on my dick has become looser. I wish I had enough looseness to jerk off without lube. That may happen some day. Meanwhile, it's fun to see how much pre-cum comes out. 2200
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Twenty years ago. I moved to Portland OR in 2006—this was a visit before that, when I was scoping out Portland neighborhoods and meeting up with people I knew from LiveJournal. This was a nice three-way. One of my pals from LJ became a boyfriend I was with for about 2 years. Sigh. Nice memories. 0260
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I guess I have blue veins in my sack now. And belly-button lint. #innie 0210
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I have a thing for centaurs. (Chiron especially, though he’s not featured in the Sora video here. I put my prompt in the alt-text.) 022
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I’m feeling nostalgic for my middle age. Here I am about eighteen years ago. A photo animated by Meta.ai 0112
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Meta.ai animated an old picture of myself that I really like 0172
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 19/10/20252021 visit to Rooster Rock. I'm on the right. 1290
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Last year when I recorded this I probably had some shreds of modesty left, but they're gone. Here I am jerking off and I actually cum a little. I am a very quiet masturbator but around other guys I make many sounds of pleasure. My room's a mess. 1548
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I asked Meta.ai to animate one of my favorite old pictures, and It gave me a much more developed chest than I have ever had. And I guess it doesn't believe in furry stomachs. 090
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I call this Meta.AI animation of an old photo the Beard-Fetish Thirst Trap. Once in a while I could get the beard to do ringlets like this. 093
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Welcome to my size-queen daydream (except not desert, and the beard could be improved. Photo extended and animated with meta.ai) : 161
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 11/10/2025As a young man in 1979, Andy Gibbs's trouser bulge and chest hair was not lost on me. I animated this After Dark cover with Meta.ai. 120
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 11/10/2025OK, cover models on gay magazines in the 70s and 80s were rather brooding, but the animation has made him seem angry! Well, we were after all in the middle of the AIDS crisis, and Reagan was a dipshit about it. Can anybody lipread this? (animated with meta.ai) 010
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Here's another meta.ai animation, this one of a 70s gay magazine cover. 010
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Some days are longer than others. (2019) 0110
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I used evil Meta AI to animate an old photo of myself (15 years ago) that I really like: 0181
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Bluesky doesn't give you the preview, so here is the salient Silenoi vase painting! 060
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 30/09/2025The T-shirt I designed has arrived. I had it made for @alphabeastkifaru.bsky.social because his blow-jobs make my thicker one thickerer. My nickname for him is "The Thickenator". Link to design in the comments. 150
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Hello. Gratuitous naked picture. Bed beard. Oh, well, I guess it's also fat-cock Friday. Well, I can't help being fat. 1272
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Look at younger me taking a nude selfie in 2003. This was my first digital camera, a Nikon I-forget-the-model. I ought it in 2000 for $500 which was half of list price because some company was new to the Internet and had a weird business model. That didn’t last long. 1180
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Find a friend with small hands to help you show off your penis if you want it to look big! 0180
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Latest dick-pix. This is 6.5” girth—if you’re curious what that looks like on a six-foot tall chubby fella. Please spread far and wide to any potential dick-lovahs out there. Thank you for your service. 1172
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Happy something-something Thursday. Enjoy this view of my erection. #whatdayisitanyway 0191
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Dang it, or dong it, I missed Fat-Cock Friday. Well, here's to Softie Satyr-day. 0150
Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Is it hot? Wait while I consult my sack-mometer… 160