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@ph-allocentric.bsky.social
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INTP, if you believe in that shit. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. I dare not police your pronouns. I hate misogyny with a hot hate. 🦣 I am vain—re-post at will.

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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is one of my oldest digital photos from back when digital cameras cost 900 dollars—but there were still internet startups that had no viable business plan so you could buy said camera for $450. Anyway, presenting my dick and balls, ~25 years ago.
You can see my crotch and I am naked and my dick is fully erect. I have a full bush and my belly and thighs are furry. From 2001 or so.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How was your weekend? Mine was great. With @alphabeastkifaru.bsky.social
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pendulous
I’m sitting holding my erection in my left hand while my balls hang low. You can see my torso and some of my beard.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Let your love open the door #fcf
Extreme closeup of my left hand holding my dick. I’m sitting on a green towel.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I bought a new penis pump tube for really cheap and I’ve been enjoying pumping with it lately. And it’s fat cock Friday. Or it was until half an hour ago. Here is my Dickie-come-lately.
I’m sitting naked with my legs spread wide open  my dick is in a penis pump looking nice and fat. Happy FCF!
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Feeling fat ’n’ sassy #gpod
Grasping my fat dick in my left hand, it’s fully erect and almost as thick as when my friend I fondly refer to as The Thickenator is done sucking it. I’m wearing a gray T-shirt and nothing else. I’m sitting in an office chair on a greenish yellow towel.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Another fatter-day night
Sitting at the edge of my office chair, Le gas spread, Pooh-bearing it (wearing just a shirt) holding my fat dick in my left hand, my balls hanging over the edge of the chair. You can see my face up to my mustache. My beard is gray and long. I have a belly.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Let’s hear it for the balls! #fcf
Sitting with legs spread wearing only a shirt. My balls are hanging down and I am gripping my dick in my left hand. There is a large drop of precum coming out of my pee slit.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If it's Friday, it must be Fatland. #fcf
Sitting naked with legs spread, my fat cock hanging out, my left hand on my left knee, you can see my hairy chest but not my head or neck.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Testify!
I’m wearing a gray shirt and nothing else. I’m sitting on a green towel with my balls hanging down. I’m gripping my semi-hard dick in my left hand.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Pumping my dick feels great and it's fun to have a temporarily fatter dick. With long-term intermittent pumping, the skin on my dick has become looser. I wish I had enough looseness to jerk off without lube. That may happen some day. Meanwhile, it's fun to see how much pre-cum comes out.
Wearing a blue t-shirt and my dick is in the pump, my left hand resting on my thigh.Still wearing a blue T-shirt, now my dick his hanging low, out of the pump and slightly discolored especially the head.Sitting in my office chair with legs wide-spread, holding up my dick with my left hand, showing my dick "drooling" pre-cum
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
jerkin' the gherkin
I have a long beard and hairy torso and I'm sitting in my office chair sporting a thick erection and big balls.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Madrid, 2007. Loose hips sink ships!
Two men in a room with an exposed brick wall. I’m the one on the left sitting on a stool (not visible) trying to put my leg behind my neck. The other man looks on, amused.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Not that it matters.
Two artichokes, top of illustration, FRENCH ITALIAN.
The left one is a little rounder than the one on the right.
Caption: Italian artichokes are rather long and slender, French types are fat and round. Not that it matters!
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Three doorknobs #fcf
I’m sitting on a green towel. I’m naked and you can see my crotch, left hand and most of my left leg.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Twenty years ago. I moved to Portland OR in 2006—this was a visit before that, when I was scoping out Portland neighborhoods and meeting up with people I knew from LiveJournal. This was a nice three-way. One of my pals from LJ became a boyfriend I was with for about 2 years. Sigh. Nice memories.
I'm sitting on a couch or mattress, red colors and pinks on the fabric. I'm naked and you can see from the bottom of my face to my ankles. I have a nice hard-on and my balls look big! You can see my shoulder hair, chest hair, belly hair, leg hair and hairy seventies bush. I think I'm 46 here. Just a touch of gray in my beard.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I guess I have blue veins in my sack now. And belly-button lint. #innie
I'm on the green towel again, holding my junk in my left hand in such a way that you can see the varicose veins in my junk. Also, if you look up, there is visible belly-button lint currently housed in my innie.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Too fat for Thursday? #fcf
I'm naked sitting on a green towel in my office chair holding my erection in my left hand. It's looking thick.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Giving t'anks on Turkey Day USA 2025!
Sitting on a green towel, you can see the hem of my  green shirt and my crotch. I'm holding up my dick and my balls are hanging down. Shiny, because I'd been masturbating with lube.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Possible screen name: Centauri Spelling
Line-art logo for Centaur Guitar in Portland, OR. Around the edge of the circular logo: Centaur Guitar (star icon) 2833 NE Sandy PDX USA (star icon). In the center, a silhouette of a centaur holding a guitar by the neck in his right hand and two bolts of lightning in his left.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I have a thing for centaurs. (Chiron especially, though he’s not featured in the Sora video here. I put my prompt in the alt-text.)
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I’m feeling nostalgic for my middle age. Here I am about eighteen years ago. A photo animated by Meta.ai
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Meta.ai animated an old picture of myself that I really like
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
2021 visit to Rooster Rock. I'm on the right.
Closeup of two nude men facing each other on the beach. You see thighs, crotches and bellies. The man on the left is pulling the ball sack of the man on the right (me). My dick rests on his hand and wrist. It looks really thick!
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Last year when I recorded this I probably had some shreds of modesty left, but they're gone. Here I am jerking off and I actually cum a little. I am a very quiet masturbator but around other guys I make many sounds of pleasure. My room's a mess.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I asked Meta.ai to animate one of my favorite old pictures, and It gave me a much more developed chest than I have ever had. And I guess it doesn't believe in furry stomachs.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I call this Meta.AI animation of an old photo the Beard-Fetish Thirst Trap. Once in a while I could get the beard to do ringlets like this.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Unsolicited flick pic
Someone's right hand is about to flick a Bic lighter, hand and lighter against a plain light-gray background.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Welcome to my size-queen daydream (except not desert, and the beard could be improved. Photo extended and animated with meta.ai) :
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Source Photo
Cover of After Dark May 1979, featuring a photo of Andy Gibbs with deep decolletage in his white shirt and bulging white trousers.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
As a young man in 1979, Andy Gibbs's trouser bulge and chest hair was not lost on me. I animated this After Dark cover with Meta.ai.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
OK, cover models on gay magazines in the 70s and 80s were rather brooding, but the animation has made him seem angry! Well, we were after all in the middle of the AIDS crisis, and Reagan was a dipshit about it. Can anybody lipread this? (animated with meta.ai)
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Here's another meta.ai animation, this one of a 70s gay magazine cover.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Some days are longer than others. (2019)
Ny left hand holding the base of my erect penis. I'm in bed in a hotel room in 2019. Full bush, of course. Ever try trimming? It itches like crazy.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I used evil Meta AI to animate an old photo of myself (15 years ago) that I really like:
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The only sense in which I am vascular.
I'm naked, sitting on a green towel. Close up of my crotch and up to my beard, holding the head of my engorged dick in my left hand, bending it upward. I am wearing two cock rings around the shaft of my cock.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Bluesky doesn't give you the preview, so here is the salient Silenoi vase painting!
THE SEILENOI (Silens) were elderly, rustic spirits (daimones) in the train of the god Dionysos. They were sons of the elder Seilenos (Silenus) and the fathers of the tribes of Satyrs and Oreiades (mountain nymphs).

Seilenoi were depicted as fat, elderly, white-haired men, with snub noses, balding heads, and the ears and tails of asses. They were sometimes covered in fluffy white hair and occasionally sported a pair of ox horns.

The name Seilenos is derived from the words seiô, "to move to and fro," and lênos, "the wine-trough."
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Fillin' the toob (2016)
Closeup of my pumped dick filling the tube.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Pink semi
Looking down on my semi-erect penis with graying pubic hair untrimmed. Pink bedclothes beyond.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The T-shirt I designed has arrived. I had it made for @alphabeastkifaru.bsky.social because his blow-jobs make my thicker one thickerer. My nickname for him is "The Thickenator". Link to design in the comments.
Black T-shirt modeled by headless white guy. Text in Terminator typeface reads "THICKENATOR" in red.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Hello. Gratuitous naked picture. Bed beard. Oh, well, I guess it's also fat-cock Friday. Well, I can't help being fat.
lying in bed naked you can see from my forehead to the thighs I'm on mustard colored sheets with pink and purple sheets off to the side.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Look at younger me taking a nude selfie in 2003. This was my first digital camera, a Nikon I-forget-the-model. I ought it in 2000 for $500 which was half of list price because some company was new to the Internet and had a weird business model. That didn’t last long.
Selfie taken in the mirror. You see me from the back with one leg up. You can see from my ass crack to the top of the back of my head. You can see my left thigh which is horizontal with my left hand resting on it. My right hand is holding the camera, The photo is blurry and I’m too lazy to clean it up with an AI tool. Enjoy the Vaseline-on-the-lens effect.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Find a friend with small hands to help you show off your penis if you want it to look big!
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Latest dick-pix. This is 6.5” girth—if you’re curious what that looks like on a six-foot tall chubby fella. Please spread far and wide to any potential dick-lovahs out there. Thank you for your service.
Closeup of my crotch, sitting on that green towel, holding my erection in my left hand. Wearing only cock rings. Closeup of my crotch, sitting on that green towel, holding my erection in my left hand. Wearing only rings, cock and finger.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I'd rather not be your first.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Crotch-ety old man
My big balls and dick are in the foreground. I'm wearing a slightly yellowed t-shirt. You can see my left thigh. My left hand is wearing a silver ring. I'm pressing my fingers into my bush. I'm sitting on a green towel again, in my office chair.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The camera adds ten pounds
My junk and my left thigh and my left hand I’m sitting in an office chair on a green towel
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Happy something-something Thursday. Enjoy this view of my erection. #whatdayisitanyway
I’m sitting on a green towel in my office chair in my bedroom holding my stiff erection in my left hand. I am wearing a red shirt, nude below the waist. Some random stuff in the background. You can see lower torso, crotch, and some of my upper legs.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Dang it, or dong it, I missed Fat-Cock Friday. Well, here's to Softie Satyr-day.
I'm nude wearing only a watch and a wedding ring, sitting on a green towel in an office chair, again. You can see upper thighs, crotch, and my torso up to my nipples, and a little higher. My left hand is lifting up my (heavy!) junk slightly. Everything is hanging out.
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Get Off Furrily @ph-allocentric.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Is it hot? Wait while I consult my sack-mometer…
I'm nude, wearing a watch, a wedding ring, and an off-camera smile. I'm sitting on a fringed, light-yellow towel, in an office chair, again. You can see my crotch, some of my fuzzy abdomen, my left thigh, some of my right thigh, and my left hand splayed out on my left thigh. In the background, miscellaneous junk in piles, such is my bedroom.
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