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@pgoat.bsky.social
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I wield words wordly; my sword swings surely. Florida. Criminal law. Art. Photography. Puppies. Existentialism. TERFS, fuck off!

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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm so sorry, Lina. 💜
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fright Night. My family rented it, and I probably should not have watched it. Those teeth! I'll never forget.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I notice it more with twisty-mustache folks. 😜
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TIL!
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fuck is a beardo?
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Material Girl
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just placed a hold at the library, and I'm first in the queue. *happy dance*
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been pronouncing Macklemore wrong forever! youtu.be/dvaJdZLCNrU?...
youtu.be
Macklemore On How He Got His Name | On Air with Ryan Seacrest
YouTube video by On Air With Ryan Seacrest
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good boy, Lucky.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You scared me for a minute! 😬
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
DUUUUUUVAL!
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We're all already living in hell. 😔
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“No they’re not” is a perfect encapsulation of the quality of this administration’s coverups
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That's cool. I'll just write some in.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
When I was in middle school, I thought the Doors were better than the Beatles, and that now sounds laughable to me.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm reading these books consecutively, as James is a retelling from the POV of Jim, an enslaved man who is a prominent character in Huck Finn. I'm unfamiliar with the story. Just finished the Clemens. Jesus, this Tom Sawyer lad is insufferable! SMH
A hand with a ring and purple nail polish on top of a book. The Book is Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Next to it is the spine of the book James by Percival Everett.
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i had told the lads we were going to visit the monks who are "wise old men, just like the wise old owl that mrs frisby goes to see, and you can ask them any question you like" and iggy asked him "are you an owl?" and he said "yes"
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Uggggh
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My public library lets you check out up to 50 books at a time! Amazing! (Not that I need that many books with my current reading habits, but this is especially great for research purposes.)
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Thank you. ✨️
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's gonna be a long day. Hopefully, the regular d0se of the rescue anxiety med works because it's all I had on me. 😬
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dropped my dog off for surgery a half hour ago, and I already called them twice. Once to confirm that I didn't accidently check the do not resuscitate box, and once to let them know a vitamin may have fallen out of my pocket in the waiting room, so they should look for it so a dog doesn't get it.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
He has been very open about his depression.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
His name is actually Montagu.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm just always looking for opportunities to talk about Monty Don.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
English horticulturist and gardening show host, Monty Don.
Monty Don, a man in his 60s or 70s, sitting on a stone sphere in a floral garden. His hands are folded atop his crossed legs at the knee, and a golden retriever lies in the ground to his right on some brick paving. Monty has a big smile.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I hope we don't find out Jimothy is racist.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's 15 in Florida, I know. Brutal.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Anything could happen.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yes. I'm a *former* patron on Patreon, and it was explained in a 2018 email soliciting these items. Just sharing this info to answer your question; not here to defend Amanda Palmer.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I squeezed a lemon on some falafel, bit into it, and cried because it was so joyful. Then, smashing a fresh mint leaf and smelling it made me tear up again. My sense of smell has been off-and-on since surgery, but I didn't realize that I could just barely smell things before.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I guess my sinus surgery has helped me. I'm now annoyed with how much my house reeks of dog. 😳
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
OK, technically, it was Dad's.
A TRS 80. There's a silver and black keyboard, a big, weird monitor, and a little cassette tape player.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
LOL. That was supposed to say OMG not I.G.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I was keeping it together until "so she would know," for some reason.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
OK, but I just literally cried reading this and the comments. I.G
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The Monarch Diaries @monarchdiaries.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If Rhino Pipeliner 5000 (w custom flag blue tint) is indeed what they're applying, in around 5 years it'll be delaminating and peeling up in massive slimy sheets. So a perfect future metaphor for the Trump years inB4 capitol scum pond liner delamination
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/06/2026
"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I have a friend who is studying entomology in college, and she asked for help collecting specimens for a project. I wasn't quite clear on what I was supposed to do, but I've now gotten clarification. So, if I see this beetle again, I'm going to humanely murder it by freezing. Watch out, ma'am!
A tan beetle with black splotches on it on a dirty garage floor.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It would be cool if my having failed step therapy* for the last 20 years counts. LOL. I'm nervous that I'll have to have a first recurrence before they'll let me do this highly effective drug. *in this instance, I believe it's likely nasal irrigations/flonase, but need to ask insurance co.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Of course, I kind of think this probably means they're going to come back. I passed on the surgery 20 years ago because I was like, why do this if it's likely to just recur? Next appointment, I'm asking about dupixent. I'll probably have to fail step therapy for insurance to cover it.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My ENT surgeon told my husband my sinus/polyps situation is the worst he's seen in his 20 years of doing this work. So, gold star for this overachiever. 🌟💅
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When Trump went to war with Iran, I watched every speech anyone in the administration gave and made a chart of every reason given for going to war "Eliminate ballistic capability" was the #1 reason given: more even than preventing Iran from getting a nuclear weapon
docs.google.com
Iran War Reasons Chart.xlsx
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Welp. I finally did it. I forgot to change from my disgusting "just going outside with the dog" shoes into regular shoes before work. I'll be hiding behind my desk today. 😳
Pants and some dirty, ugly sneakers under a desk against a swirly patterned carpet.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Aw crap! I left something out of alt text. There is a tagline that says something is in the air.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
John From Cincinnati. (There were only 10 episodes, though, so I get it.)
An ad for the TV show John from Cincinnati, which indicates it is on HBO. The ad is a movie-poster-like style and shows sand, ocean, and horizon with the bottom half of a surfer in a wetsuit levitating and the sun shining between his ankles.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I bought a printer to print pages. It is trying to sell me bread and timeshares. My printer has its own TikTok. My printer is legally registered to vote in Nevada. My printer just flipped a house in Tucson. Yesterday, my printer printed out my novel. It was gibberish I hadn't written.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“Computer: perform humor for me” is fundamentally anti-human behavior
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
President Skroob from the movie Spaceballs breathing air out of a can labeled Perri-air. The can says canned in Druidia naturally sparkling salt-free air.
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pgoat @pgoat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A sunset is queer, everybody!
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