Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 1hI can’t even describe how good it feels to learn that your perp is dead and can never hurt you or anyone else again. I wish his victims a day full of joy, catharsis, and some of the boyhood Hastert stole from them 030
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 3hI was a neurotic and fearful child. The Viacom V at the end of my grandfather’s Programs was enough to do me inyoutu.beViacom V of DoomYouTube video by Ethan Lopez 010
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something. 203570714
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026People who hate Indians uniformly hate Jews as well, and for the same reasons. 020
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Ira Weinschel @iraweinschel.com · 02/10/2026Getting rid of free chips and salsa is legit the fastest route to Blexas 031
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Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When they tell you that fighting back will just make him mad, they are lying to you. A big, strong man is as vulnerable to a life-altering head injury as you are 020
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 156164645552
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Someone needlepoint this on a pillow for me 000
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I feel like they just discovered four more colors no one has ever seen before Pure glee 000
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026youtu.be/mxtfdH3-TQ4youtu.beDesmond Dekker & The Aces - "Israelites" (Official Audio)YouTube video by Trojan Records Official 21328
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQyoutu.bePressure DropYouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic 211061362
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I will never stop calling this guy Massachusett‘s national treasure 041
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My psychoatrist told me that I was one of her favorite patients today. I feel like I’ve achieved the neurotic people pleasers’ highest honor 040
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460341484
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We should have known this country was cooked when we refused to convert to the metric system because it was “too french” 010
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Philip Eil @phileil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026New Rhode Island library achievement unlocked: The library where I spoke last night, in Little Compton, had fishing poles available to borrow. 3277
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 172058659
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Katie Hodges-Kluck, PhD @klhkhistorian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026**Lights Out Alert Sunday & Monday Nights** Birdcast is estimating 300-400 million birds will be in flight. 291671886
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That’s like $200 worth of taxpayer money per toilet roll 110
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Providence’s mayoral campaign was a race between the left wing of the Democratic party and pro-business centrism. The centrist got 🎶trounced🎶 🎶tonight🎶 060
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Voting for Rhode Island governor was like eating dinner at Opa: disgusting, no good choices, not in my best interest or anyone else’s 230
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You have to kiss a lot of toads to find your frog 020
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026They made a special police that shoots you on sight if you’re melting down in a stressful situation or just have weird vibes 021
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In a culture that treats cars as sexual objects, it makes perfect sense that people who experience car violence are treated like rape survivors. What was she wearing? It was her fault for being present in a space where bad people were acting dangerously. 020
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We need an army of Matt Shearers out here. Making accessible, engaging videos about how every person has value and showing people how to look for the weird, joyful or interesting parts of a new place instead of acting like a suburban cop freaking out on the Green Line to BCtiktok.comChecking in on North Shore Royalty. . #RockportMA #GloucesterMA #NorthShoreMA #Massachusetts #Boston Ipswich Essex Newburyport Manchester By the Sea Salem BeverlyTikTok video by WBZ NewsRadio 120
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces… 352775459
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A complete list of Massachusetts towns who voted for Seth Moulton 1112
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you know it’s time for the percolator, it’s time for your mammogram 040
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026For 50 points, tell me which MBTA commuter rail station features an extensive fairy garden? 020
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sit me in front of this video like a toddler and I’ll stay quiet for hours 260
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Philip Eil @phileil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"It's going to end up with someone dying here. It is urgent, please. They are treating everyone with brutal force." - message from a community member detained at the Wyatt Detention Facility, in Central Falls, R.I. From Alliance to Mobilize Our Resistance (AMOR)'s new report. Read it in full here:drive.google.comAMOR August 2026 Report on the Wyatt.pdf 1117
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026One thing I remember and hardly anyone seems to is that there's a sort of sexual revolution interregnum when all sex was good (seen from the adult male perspective, which it mostly was) including sex with children, which was publicly defended. Feminism, mostly, is what changed that. 401762213
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026 605497698
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Jessica David @jdinri.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Live in the RI suburbs and want to bring your neighbors together? We've got a micro grant for that! Introducing the Pizza Strip Fund, up to $150 for that driveway hang or patio potluck. 22110
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Gradon @gradontripp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Ready for a RIDOT ad that shouts "See! It's not just Rhode Island!" 131
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The year is 2117. In a world where AI has progressively deskilled four generations of Americans, only Montessori and Walden School kids are left to carry the flame of civilization. 250
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The worst and most prolific bully at our school (from kindergarten through 10th grade) moved to Florida and immediately got shot in the head by the first girl she tried to torment at her new school 370
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My birthday is only a few hundred days away if someone has $800 to drop 030
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Heyyy my boyfriend and I saw you from across the bar and we like your vibe 050
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 05/08/2026Because it apparently needs to be said: I have never fucking used the AI/LLM/chatbot/plagiarism machine and I never fucking will. If you use it, I think you're a bad person. 161280258
Reposted by Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this 381839535
Pitchfork Surprise! ☠️ @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Gen AI is attractive because our analog information environment has collapsed. Your parents used to be able to call a reference librarian or even a college professor. They had time to visit the library. They subscribed to popular magazines that made academic topics accessible to everyone. Kinda bad! 120