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@peytonism.bsky.social
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fat Cocktober is here.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Friday
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please come dressed appropriately for Fat Cock Friday. I will be checking.
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alcione @alcioneamarrom.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
É DAY ONE FODA-SE
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don’t even own a record player. This is purely decorative at this point.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Give the people what they want.”
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There were a lot of gay pictures of me taken in June.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Downtown
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It’s late enough to post it. Go ahead.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Shoutout to the fat cocks today.
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stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
oh
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It rained on my parade.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Summertime
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Mornin
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The button on my pants fell off.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Views at the Galleria last week
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ren Fest part 3 I wore an outfit this time.
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itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Timmy’s going to win an Oscar someday, but this year’s fumble feels like one the pundits will be referencing forever.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Did I do good?
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Bluesky on a Friday #FCF
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
You already know.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It’s still big dick Friday or whatever.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
☀️ 🏖️
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Th bottle of wine made me think I need to message everyone.
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
24x13” 🌙 Pattern live in my Etsy shop 🌸
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
☀️
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman wearing a pink shirt is making a sad face .
ALT: a woman wearing a pink shirt is making a sad face .
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Someone said I looked good here and should post this one. 🤗
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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✨WHIMSY✨ @gingersnaps.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
At work with a tummy ache 😣
Slowpoke Pokemon with mouth agape with title word: suffering
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Juno is a clam dunk champion 🏀
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Fat Cocktober
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
They threw a rally masked as a memorial service. Republicans are beyond parody.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Haven’t been to hog heaven in a minute.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Hot.
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
#FCF
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
nice to see your mom is keeping busy
ho-made pies
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Adam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Crayon doodles of sea otters 🦦 💙 #art #sketchbook #cuteart
A sketchbook page filled with simplified, cute drawings of sea otters, drawn with a dark blue crayon
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
It can still be fat on Saturday too yknow.
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
don’t have a bad D,
a sign out in front of an auto parts place where some of the letters are missing and it says “Have a Great D”
~photo by me taken 7/3/25
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✨Jomi✨ @jofig92.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Today’s mood:
Photo of a guillotine with sparkles and eyes. The caption reads “feed me, senpai” with the mouth acting as the hole for the head
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Good morning 🫡
A poster with a cat and the words: 

THE WRONG AMAZON
IS BURNING
THE WRONG ICE
Is MELTING
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The world is falling apart but it’s still summer I guess.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
👁️👁️
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Bring em out.
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peyton @peytonism.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
He’s gonna be real disappointed when it’s all dicks.
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