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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How the average comedian today sees themselves vs the reality of the situation
Jon Snow singlehandedly preparing to take on the entire Bolton army like a fucking idiotTerry from Reno 911 claiming to be murdered
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First it was the pilots and airline workers, now it's Rob Delaney...where does it end? Senator Tuberville plz send help
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have you accepted the Iowa Hawkeyes as your lord and savior?
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow big congratulations to the 2010 Jets on making the playoffs. Proud of you guys.
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mark Cuban does this as well. Bragged about being Harris' adviser, bragged about how her campaign was taking his advice and ignoring the left. Then she lost...
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like the fact that "My opinions on Hitler? The answer might surprise you!" is becoming a fairly common topic of discussion on the right is something of a red flag...
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bring in the beavers
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE LIBERALS CONTROL THE MEDIA
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GRINDSET
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Didn't Elon just do an interview like two weeks ago touting his relationship with this chick as the strongest piece of evidence that he's not racist?
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty sure this is what's happening behind the scenes when Trump disappears for a couple of days
JD Vance peeling dead, infected skin off a man with an affinity for teenage girls
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Vance family is about to have a super fun 2028 campaign
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Elon misunderstands this as well. He wants human beings to evolve past empathy but fails to realize that empathy itself is a critical evolutionary trait that's been imperative to our success as a species. Lone wolves die, the pack survives.
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also worth noting that forcing guys to use synthetic testosterone when their body is already producing it naturally will likely lead to a bunch of soldiers who can no longer naturally produce testosterone.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a duck army deployed into a field to eat bugs
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brave.
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's actual called a "comfort testicle"
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Many people are saying
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fictional vampires are cool but I'm all about the realism baby
Peter Thiel unconvincingly claiming he is not a vampire
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really need JD to pump up Ohio State before the Iowa game this weekend
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ronaldo is basically if Phil Kessel was one of the greatest soccer players of all time
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most comfortable any dude who hasn't played in 3 years has ever looked
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty great that "Rahm Emanuel eyes 2028 run" is trending and every single comment about is it pretty much "yeah fuck that guy"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi I'm billionaire military contractor Peter Thiel and I'm here to tell you all about how war is actually awesome
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BIG BALLS BUSTED
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love the fact that you can hear the interviewer smiling ear to ear when he says "i'm trying"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is fantastic
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Da Bears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gervon Dexter:
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's pretty frustrating that I'm well into my 30s and every time I see a Bank of America update using the abbreviation "BofA" my brain still immediately goes "deez nuts"
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Netanyahu seems like the kinda guy you could just go grab a beer with
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Swear to god this dude's hair is AI-generated
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The scandal in question:
youtube.com
Pilots caught meowing, barking at each other over radio at DCA
YouTube video by WUSA9
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Political ad from 30 Rock, says “Hillary Clinton wants an all-homosexual army. How will that affect my family???”
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BEHOLD: THE MOOSE KNUCKLE
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want Ed Markey to tell me every story he's got involving the North Shore
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty sure we're like 2 years away from trying to put white guys on the endangered species list
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Realizes JD has no motion and is gearing up for a run in 2028
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Peter Thiel presents: Blood Boy University
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How did the Phantom Menace come out of your head, George:
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
YouTube video by elm
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still blows my mind that Steve Rinella voted for this guy
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Jones @peteyjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rapture: A Love Story
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...
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