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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

see all my friends actually love my jokes

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RG @geezypeas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We’re gonna rock down to The inland revenue They’re winding up Man City

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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Jesus doesn’t hear the prayers of those who wage war.” — Pope Leo XIV

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Aveek Bhattacharya @aveek18.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nyoni has been great but I hope everybody has learned some lessons about patience from Bajcetic

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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 19/09/2026

It’s a £41k job now that’s alright.

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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

we need an army on lifestyle influencers who say stuff like “hey chat you gotta turn your phone off at the cinema, say thank you to waiting staff, take your glasses back to the bar too if poss“

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i turn 30 tomorrow. on the eurostar, handling it well.

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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

not to just validate my own preferences about the reds being best when we’re boxing clever on transfers but Jacquet and Munoz look really decent and I’m rapidly losing patience with Isak

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

He gets a bit of stick sometimes but I’ve always really rated Curtis Jones, genuinely sad to see him go. Can really see a world where we’re looking back on this in a couple of years and wondering why we sold him.

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 11/08/2026

“Here’s the last entry in Carlson’s journal: ‘Having won their confidence, tomorrow I shall test the humor of these giant but gentle primates with a simple joy-buzzer handshake.’”

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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

senior lecturer in digital economy and society: think positively. maybe it’s a creative act, what if they’re building connections, perhaps this is just how their brains develop….in a way it’s quintessentially social fifty five year old ruining the morning bus: i’m da king of blasting tiktok

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Henrik Ibsen! Harald Hardrada! Magnus Carlsen! Ole Gunnar Solksjaer! Roald Amundsen! Edvard Munch! We have beaten them all. Edvard Munch can you hear me? I have a message for you: We have knocked Norway out! Edvard Munch - your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

it’s incredible to see ‘catholicism is a necessary condition for beautiful football’ - a take previously only seen after i’ve had eight pints - in the new york times

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

england must fight back against the woke decadent jubel and return to the ancient ways of the bitter shandy or the lager and lime

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

just played five a side in 32 degree heat and feel like i’ve just walked off the azteca

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 08/07/2026

[sighing], oui, une poubelle sur la tête

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

very much enjoying getting dragged in as the group chat’s resident catholic to explain SSPX

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

confronted @morganj0nes.bsky.social about her lack of monzo to be met with a plaintive ‘i have app… i do transfers’

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

UPDATE: @morganj0nes.bsky.social has declared that david ‘must resign’, and has ‘lost the holiday’s confidence’

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

i have just eaten some of the most delicious octopus of my life, which was rapidly followed by andouillette, forced upon me by the perfidious @dmk1793.bsky.social

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G🅰️reth @gbentl.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Alright 007, the boffins in Q section have been hard at work on this limited edition Labubu. It attaches to your carhartt manbag normally, completely inconspicuous. But unclip it and press down on the nose 3 times...

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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

leading economists have concluded that your favorite childhood memories - the joy of a snow day, the smell of fresh-cut grass, the cool wind of summer dusk - were merely Zero-Interest Rate Period phenomena, and have limited relevance for today's macro environment

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

that curaçao goal is such a thing of joy. lovely away kit too. might get into these the way i did peru in 2018

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

i cannot recommend gardening enough tbh lads. i will get around to the warren zevon.

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

baffling how we spend millions on research funding every year and yet we’re none the wiser as to why the marie antoinette (2006) soundtrack went so hard

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

you know what, that bournemouth game at the start of the season was absolutely horrible because they looked so dangerous every time they went forward. if that’s what iraola’s liverpool looks like i’ll 100% have it

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

suspect i fully agree with the sentiment behind it - think gakpo has had a woeful season - but i really don’t like the booing

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

absolutely huge turn out today for clapton cfc… 1-0 up in the first ten minutes, love this lads

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STP Guy @stpguy3.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Great to see our work making it onto the media agenda.

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

on the gardening point… it’s a start! my first ever bulbs have come up! now to see if i can, over time, wrest having a nice climbing plant behind them back from the evils of powdery mildew

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

delighted that this fella's on here

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

made cassoulet from scratch for the first time and i’m incredibly pleased with how the whole thing, but especially the confit duck, turned out

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Cold out today Reds, defo worth getting a Jacquet

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

i’m not saying that @colmpm.bsky.social is a massive nerd, not by any means, but he has just explained the plot of ‘event horizon’ while confusing the names laurence fishburne and lawrence freedman the entire time

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

furiously meditating to become more psychically powerful, and using those powers to make those around me unable to hear anything containing 'mid' or ending in '-er'

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

currently looking for a replacement charger for my old, battered keyboard. have settled on my new year’s resolutions being: 1) get a lot better at gardening 2) learn how to play Warren Zevon’s ‘Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner’ and ‘Werewolves of London’ on piano

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Atla Hrafney @atlathewriter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

wirtz/ekitike combo on two goals… time to get hugely carried away about their chemistry i reckon

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

martinelli incident tonight just hammers home the fact that arteta has managed to turn a team generally associated with pretty decent football in the premier league era into a team that goes about doing stuff that's both really unpleasant and ultimately ineffectual

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Pete Whitehead @petewhitehead.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

westminster cathedral looking lovely for epiphany!