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Pete Croatto

@petecroatto.bsky.social
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Sports and media writer, mostly. Former Borders employee of the month. Articles in NYT, Andscape, GQ, Poynter, Philly Mag, AV Club, etc. Author of FROM HANG TIME TO PRIME TIME. He/him. Tips or inquiries: pscroatto@gmail.com.

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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 14h
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Al Pacino's Intense Reaction
Alt: Al Pacino's Intense Reaction
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 14h
There are no Gay Talese gifs in the gif bank, which is a travesty.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 17h
Gay Talese.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 21h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 21h
But, as we've seen over the last decade, if your agenda is perpetual provocation, the truth is an oversight, even a moot point.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 21h
Benny Johnson becoming whatever he is has pushed serial plagiarism into a grey area, which makes me want to smash my head into a stone wall.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 21h
It's cool and great how plagiarism in some circles is now akin to filing your story late or not running spell check.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
so cheerful and inclusive!!!
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Philadelphia sports talk radio, though, will be discussing Anne Carson winning the Nobel Prize for literature over Gritty.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word Dave Portnoy’s Complaint
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Look, there’s only so much you can do with Kenny Gattison.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And he writes a novel about the whole terrific experience!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Garfield coaching the Charlotte Hornets to a 33-49 record in 1993
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukr3...
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Underwear Must Be Worn On The Outside
YouTube video by John Hawkins
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It looks like an unused set from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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Chad Bonin @chadbonin.com · 11/10/2026
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Dennis' C.C.H. Pounder Impression - Comparison
YouTube video by Literally Satan
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I went to a few NYC Marathons when my brother lived along the route. I have to say, it's an unbelievable event to watch live. And it's a great social occasion.
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
come work near me!
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe Sue, Tommy, Carrie and the rest of the kids put on a show to save the community center!
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thrilled to see Gay Talese is back at it.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The weird part is, as I got older, I became less interested in blondes. Yet Debbie and Maureen Flannigan from OUT OF THS WORLD were my first big celebrity crushes.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And by that I mean curious, informed skepticism.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is how you do it, in my opinion.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I genuinely mean this. I cannot imagine a more bleak dystopian notion than the idea of all art being turned into slop designed to coddle my exact perceived intentions. The point of literature, film, music, and art is to be exposed to the interior lives of others. Who are these people.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
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Debbie Gibson - Electric Youth Dance
Alt: Debbie Gibson is
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I always think I'll file one story early and the other on the agreed-upon date. I never do.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Update: Finished. Filed two stories in one day, which is the scheduling version of "trading Ron Harper for Danny Ferry."
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I forgot how good del Toro was in this movie. Damn.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yup! If I could get the other guys—Nance, Daugherty, Hot Rod, Ehlo—on that 91-92 team, I'd die a happy man.
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
god I love media literacy, I'm glad the hospital escape scene is on YouTube but also the name of this is pretty much the exact opposite of how the scene plays out www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9LM...
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One Battle After Another (2025) – Hospital Escape Scene (4K) | DiCaprio Outsmarts the System
YouTube video by Movievia
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, he's on that list. I loved his game. And those Cavs teams he was on were so much fun to watch.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Finishing a story for the Cavs yearbook today, so I had to bring out the good stuff.
Mark Price shirtsy. Jealous?
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, this has me thinking: What is the ultimate “background” movie?
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not me. I'm just a fortysomething who confuses Webster with Diff'rent Strokes.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Obvious horrors aside, this administration is giving permission to every sociopath and white supremacist to commit (and chronicle) hate crimes.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fuck this shit.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wow. Had no idea about that one, but it's so apt. And he knew Cummings! I think Vecsey coached his Rucker team.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
To me the worst nicknames are ones that are notch or two above abbreviations—e.g., "J-Kidd," "T-Mac."
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Dinner Bell" Mel Turpin and Joe "Barely Cares" (which Peter Vecsey infamously called Joe Barry Carroll) have to be up there.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is a real roundabout way to start remembering some guys.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's because they can't afford to live.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey, college students shoot your shot: USA Basketball is seeking applicants for its writing program.
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY Digger
Publicity photo of William H. Macy as The  Shoveler, a superhero from 1999 film
Mystery Men who actually doesn't have any superpowers, but he is very handy with a shovel. He is a clean shaven, middle-age white man wearing a yellow hard hat with a miner's lamp on it, a black protective vest with red trimming, a brown leather jacket, and thick black protective gloves. 
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm *shocked* he apologized. But for him, everything is content. The man is an emotional collander.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lane Johnson should be praised for taking stock of himself—which is not like flicking a light switch, mind you—and realizing he needed to shift his priorities. The games are short; life is long. But ranting like a flaming idiot keeps the folks engaged at the LAX Chili's, so here we are. Again.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brass monkey. That funky monkey.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Bud Fox voice) There's no nobility in nuance.
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Waylon Flowers and Madame stun in new Oval Office photos!
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Genuinely wondering who the audience is for trash like this
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Pete Croatto @petecroatto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And Bryce Harper says “what’s up” to you in a video.
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