Reposted by Professional Pestivalmara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I can still feel the grocery store in my brain stem 1171
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Echo" (greek mythology) gimmick account on discord that only talks in forwarded messages 030
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 08/10/2026shorty lowk a neanderthal she give me brow 🤤🤤 got me hunting and gathering ugh ugh 030
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Lasagna for breakfast? It's (I turn and give finger guns in a random direction twice but the camera switches to face me both times like a super sentai) more likely than you'd think. 020
Reposted by Professional Pestival🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026At this point I can't tell where my walls end and the spiders begin 1201
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The P in Jamie Paige stands for something greater than itself 010
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(clutching my stomach, trying not to hurl) ouuuhhh..., ohh i ate too many Quimlets... they lined up in single file and jumped into my mouth and make me swallow, they held my mouth open and forced me to eat all of them, ohhhhuhh... little Quimly, why...? why...? 120
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I love Quimlets so much! They saved my life when I was trapped in the woods being chased by bears. Over hundreds of quimlets surrounded the bears and devoured their flesh in seconds! They then carried me back to civilization and fed me quim berries. I love quimlets 030
Reposted by Professional PestivalMr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026>yea it'll come out next month >from Dec 2025 >check watch >watch is still on backwards >the thousand year sword cuts deepest when we realize what we have lost and what we have yet to gain >shoot myself 021
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 22/09/2026kid named... fart? scary. deploy big noise 120
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There was a time in my life when I ate a burger, and it was good. But now there is only pain. 180
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dear perverted women PLEASE turn off noise suppression when you're secretly jerking off to me in voicechat i'm tryna hear it flop like a FISH 051
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Every bluesky post is either "My poop #mypoop" or "i did it again" (no explanation) 052
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I named my airpods "frankenstein earphone radio" mainly to scare the living daylights out of Francis E. Dec should our paths ever cross 030
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Born to be a mindless unfeeling beast, forced to strain thought from my empty mind and pretend to have emotion for the sake of others 091
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 13/09/2026With my big pants, I glide across the kitchen floor. Thousands die. 031
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"I'm literally nice" —meanest person you've ever met, without exception 130
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Call me AI the way I'm under the table, taking jobs 131
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This worldbuilding shit easier than peasy. 040
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Are you going? There are things you should know. You should. 020
Reposted by Professional Pestivalmara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Do epic shit with her bacon 1184
Reposted by Professional Pestival🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It's good to be a clever beast 1272
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In cyperpunk 2077 breakin into your moms house and activating my Penis System 010
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 28/08/2026They will dig me up and take me apart in a thousand years, and when they do, they will find my brain still in my head, begging like a dog to be let out 020
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Nornals person: Its called cup size because ermmm umm because its a measure of volume and ermm measurement Mysterious Pervert: It's called cup size because they are meant to be held. Cupped. Boob True Freak: ITS CALLED A CUP SIZE BECAUSE IM DFRINKIN FGROM IT 120
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Went to a Chinese restaurant and all 30 of the employees were in the kitchen cooking up some beef pizzles with that bullshit and speaking Thai 010
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 14/08/2026just binge watched Blue Eye Samurai for 1 straight seasons. CALL ME "SHOGUN PUSSY" hai 🎑🎑 031
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My girl acting mad unnatural rn but it's OK I like em a lil synthetic tbh. Lets forget the taste of the earth and sky for gasoline smoke and polyester babygirl 020
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 12/08/2026All dick and no balls makes Jack subject to the Maelstrom of Torment 010
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Everybody got that one discord server of mfs who talk like this 020
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I don't make drafts anymore. I just post. I've deleted and rewritten my last three posts after realizing a better way to word them only a few minutes later. Nothing changes. 010
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I'm like a white person who finds out they have black ancestry and makes it their whole personality but with chronic depression 020
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I got ten wiggly prints ready to crank out some new bullshit at any god given moment 010
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 07/08/2026sorry my posts lately have sucked i havent been in enough Pain 010
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When the bad bitch say she don't fw live action erotic creepypasta combat roleplay so you genuinely put the barrel in your mouth and it's not a bluff anymore 010
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm tryna see more posts on here about orifices 010
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Meanwhile, in HAPPY TOWN: "It's me, Dr. Wingle DINGLE Gaster! I'm in TROUBLE at the MEAT FACTORY, and I need your help!" The mystical Dark Fountain of Inspiration in Toby's studio: "dude im literally a gas leak you have to seal me" Toby, panting for breath: "rrgHh.., .dArk fointain, seal" 010
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 26/07/2026White people be like "bologna is gross" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST yeah true 020
Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Cold chicken nugget taste like plastic in my orifice 020
![A list titled "setting ideas". From top to bottom, the lines read:
BULLSHIT SPOTTED ON R3-N88
3 things in glipnix that just make sense
doctor: fuck it. perc 3 million
Evil ass Lord Mingus.
Spring planet. Wit a bunch of Sproings on it
Lobster with a sweater on
guy genuinely just materializes in front of the player and going “oh sorry wrong planet” and then vanishes
[chaotically photoshopped image with the caption "JUST LANDED IN FLORIDA WHATS GOOD"]
I will find the obunga method…… get creative mode and BECOME THE TRINKET KING!
planet that has one screaming bird on it and nothing else
biocurrency
Trash planetttt!
The great Eebus Gleebus, commander of the Fruithat Empire's fifth fleet:
[picture of a cat wearing a pear as a hat]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r5hlwpt5zpagfdj7d64g3gdq/bafkreidhjh43wycni2nnbf5jfdmgqmupdlzgalssud7kg7ymobcnrnz22q)
