Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Idk what happened last night but I woke up covered in dirt 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fart sounded like a squeaky door who tf is entering uninvited 010
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Eating nothing but boring food for like 3 weeks and then having something even a little outside the norm is like cumming in a cage dude 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's 30 now, and there hasn't been a new build since. Nothing has gotten better. 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think I'd be really uncomfortable with stabbing a clone of myself bc it just wouldn’t be the real thing 040
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Lizardmen conspiracies don't scare me they just make me excited for the future 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If I started breakdancing in the middle of an exam but I was doing it like really well I don't think they'd ask me to stop 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Green phlegm brown phekemg red pgelemb blue pglemb indigo phlgem idk how to spell phhlfldmghm but i am collecting all the nasal infection colors 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"I hate the abuse goblin comics" have you ever thought that maybe you shouldn't deserve to be around anymore 040
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026do u knoiw what they call uh the sickenss in Germany? something like howuh hwo It's Just A Passing Thing 010
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Go into the bathroom, everything's fine. Go out, and every other stall now has an out of order sign... #curseofpoop? 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Farmers don't merge their crops anymore what is even the point 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Me dragging myself as I smear my blood on the floor: Oouuhhhkuhsriri sduie siri. Cchtfgggguuuuuuuuuuuu My Evil Doppelganger: What the fuck is your problem 142
Reposted by Mr. Twixbutcher videos @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i want my daddy or im going to hurt myself and otherd 0103
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The high grade will replace the shocked smile, whether it goes both ways or not. 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I suddenly hear a lot more metallic clinking in buildings 020
Reposted by Mr. TwixNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026how is "fighting fire with fire" a phrase. thats literally never worked. 3201
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have a personal, deep-seeded connection with modern-day infrastructure. It does not enjoy the shape it's in. I know it wants to be hit with a hammer. 110
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's a corporate mascot that wants to steal your personal data. I cannot fully trust you if you feel bad for this fictional thing 130
Reposted by Mr. Twix🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[Piss kink Anton Chigurh] If the rule you followed... brought you to piss... the rule seems very cool 0293
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'll become desensitized to it to the point where I can fall in love with it 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Furry artist makes one good album and thinks that people will now care about his virtue signaling political opinions 010
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Need me a guy that will force me to confront my capacity and love for violence while also attempting to convert me into the type of person that will use said violence to better my own life 020
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You can tell when Death Note starts to suck bc the opening switches to metal 000
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026>yea it'll come out next month >from Dec 2025 >check watch >watch is still on backwards >the thousand year sword cuts deepest when we realize what we have lost and what we have yet to gain >shoot myself 021
Reposted by Mr. TwixAlex Eggleston @snesman99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026me taping a firework onto a boomerang: the righteous have nothing to fear in the face of god, and the wicked shall never rise to see it. 032
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Life peaked when I was interacting with this guy on a daily basis 030
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Born to feel anger forced to act with manufactured grace 010
Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026But how long would it take for them to find my body if it was on the second floor 010
